Quotes added on Sunday, March 29 2009

lemon77
posted a quote
March 29, 2009 12:03am UTC

Blonde Jokes!
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.
The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
haha.. no offense to blondes

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MelissaMargarita17
posted a quote
March 29, 2009 12:04am UTC

I guess its just hard to except
that the best years of my life
are coming to an end.
And those friday show
and tell days turn into
friday night sleepovers.
And the sleepovers will
eventually turn into going
to wild parties and
getting in trouble.
I just didn't know
the change would
come so fast.

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kimshi125
posted a quote
March 29, 2009 12:06am UTC

Sitting up on the roof. Sneaking a smoke by the chimney. Checking out the moon and the city lights. He takes off his flannel shirt and he drapes it around her shoulders. Slides up behind her and holds on tight. And she says "I don't want this night to ever end<3 i love you
♥zach utter♥

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mylittlenatalie
posted a quote
March 29, 2009 12:07am UTC

&+ If my boyfriend cheated on me whith a boy..
i would laugh, not cry.

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awesomeness28
posted a quote
March 29, 2009 12:08am UTC

that's what she said
friend [[ trys to put a pencil in the sharpener]] : IT WONT FIT!
me: [[yells across room]]: Thats what she said!

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lemon77
posted a quote
March 29, 2009 12:08am UTC

Heaven!
3 Men were waiting to go to heaven. St Peter was at the gate and said, "However good you were to your wife that is the vehicle you will get in heaven".
The first guy comes up to the gate and says, "I never, ever cheated on my wife and I love her". So St. Peter gives him a Rolls Royce.
The next man comes up and says, "I cheated on my wife a little but I stilll love her." He gets a mustang and drives off into heaven.
The next guy came up and said, "I cheated on my wife alot". He gets a scooter.
Next day the guy that got the scooter was riding along and he saw the guy who owned the Rolls Royce crying.
He asked, "Why are you crying you have such a nice car?!" and the man sobbed, "My wife just went by on roller skates".

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xdisenchantedx
posted a quote
March 29, 2009 12:09am UTC

11 : 11
I wish for a *sparkling* pink unicorn
Instead of you
Cause Im more likely to get the unicorn

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awesomeness28
posted a quote
March 29, 2009 12:10am UTC

that's what she said #2
we were having a catch in school
kid in class: YES! finally! someone caught my ball =] !
Me: That's what she said!

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XoSoccerChicaXox3
posted a quote
March 29, 2009 12:11am UTC

&& as the hours roll by,
and midnight passes..------->
i sit there, crying my heart out
lost and confused.
i need some help
to get through the
p a i n im in.
all mine, its like midnight
and this is actually happening.
Mine**

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xxjessikuhhx
posted a quote
March 29, 2009 12:12am UTC

Everyone knows im in over my head,
over my head,
with eight seconds left in overtime.

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awesomeness28
posted a quote
March 29, 2009 12:12am UTC

that's what she said #3
at a party talking about the cups were drinking out of.
Catalina: my cup is plastic!
Molly: Mine is big, black, and glassy!
Me: that's what she said!!

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lilmissnini96
posted a quote
March 29, 2009 12:13am UTC

there's that girl
she's sitting there ---> in the corner
wearing a hooded sweatshirt and a pair of sweats
if you look closely,
you might see the black tear-stained cheeks
this girl has lost her mind
she had everything she needed to make her whole
[[aka him]]
and then it disappeared in a blink
it's like being in Antarctica with one jacket keeping you alive
then having it snatched away
lying there in the cold
she's so vulnerable

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xxhumxx
posted a quote
March 29, 2009 12:14am UTC

Too many good things go on in life to only focus on the bad things...
yes... maybe people do change.. and life will have points where everything...
seems like it's going to crumble to the ground.. but just remember... things happen for a week
and then they clear up.. even personal family stuff... it passes... i know this for a fact..&iam
so grateful....<3 just press play and move on.... ;] ►

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LIKEW0AHxo
posted a quote
March 29, 2009 12:15am UTC

don`t find love, let love find you.
that`s why it`s called falling in love,
because you don`t force
yourself to fall;
[ you just fall ]
<3

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XoSoccerChicaXox3
posted a quote
March 29, 2009 12:19am UTC

Don't close the book.
turn the page and look,
the story keeps going.
- - - - - -> - - - - ->

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xxjessikuhhx
posted a quote
March 29, 2009 12:19am UTC

Being with you is so
dysfunctional.

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pld032196
posted a quote
March 29, 2009 12:21am UTC

be normal.
wait.what?

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xxjessikuhhx
posted a quote
March 29, 2009 12:25am UTC

But both of us are
mad for nothing.

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claire_elise88
posted a quote
March 29, 2009 12:26am UTC

&i look at you
now,and smile:)
because i'm f i n e

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XoSoccerChicaXox3
posted a quote
March 29, 2009 12:26am UTC

She looks at the clock ;;
12:30 A.M..
She goes outside,
and looks around;;
Nobody.
So she covered her head
and screamed at the top
or her loungs,
then she whispered;;
i think i might still be
in love with this boy.

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