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Quotes added on Friday, March 27 2009

  1. intothesky intothesky
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 12:01am UTC
    they taped over your mouth
    scribbled out the truth with their lies crushcrushcrush<3

  2. gueeesswho gueeesswho
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 12:22am UTC
    he says he doesn't want to hurt me,
    but i would go through all the pain
    to know he still has some
    f e e l i n g s
    for me — even if it won't work out </3
    it's all about right now; me & you right now.

  3. thegirl1993 thegirl1993
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 12:24am UTC
    American idol 09'
    Congratulations-- *Adam Lambert
    Runner up-- *Danny Gokey
    i love them boyss,
    watch this is how its gonna turn out =D

  4. thegirl1993 thegirl1993
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 12:32am UTC
    Brittany
    <3
    requested;; hope ya like.

  5. peacelovesoftball peacelovesoftball
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 12:55am UTC
    I need someone whos not afriad to tease me
    or to just to make me laugh;
    I don't need a football player,
    I want a complete dork
    someone who is special
    and unique in his own way;
    I don't want some player
    who gets every girl,
    I want a boy who gets
    shy around a girl he likes;
    I don't want a boy who is
    worried about his reputation,
    I want someone who can't sing
    but isn't affriad to anyway;
    I don't want Prince Charming,
    I want you.

  6. whitney__ whitney__
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 12:57am UTC
    and tonight at 11:11 i didnt wish for that one boy
    i didnt wish for a good mark on my test
    i wished for everything to be the way it was last year,
    because those girls were my everything,
    and now it seems like they're slipping away from me.
    i love them more than anything!
    this wish is my everything.

  7. BadAssAlice BadAssAlice
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 1:10am UTC
    I knew a girl that was so stupid:
    * she called me to get my phone number.
    * she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "CONCENTRATE"
    * she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
    *she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
    *she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
    *she tried to drown a fish.
    *she thought a quarterback was a refund.
    *she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
    *she tripped over a cordless phone.
    *she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
    *she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
    *she studied for a blood test.
    *she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
    *when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
    *when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
    *when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
    ~Alice

  8. BadAssAlice BadAssAlice
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 1:22am UTC
    ♥HOW GUYS FLIRT♥:
    - He stares at you a lot
    - He hits you a lot(playfully)
    - He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    - He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    - He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone
    - He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    - His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    - You hung up on him. He called you back
    - You where invited by him to a group outin
    - He called you to talk about nothing at all.
    - He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    - He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    - He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    - He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.
    Now make a wish.
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
    > >>
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    > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
    > >>
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    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you repost this
    If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out
    or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =]

  9. starx3 starx3
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 1:22am UTC
    ♥HOW GUYS FLIRT♥:
    - He stares at you a lot
    - He hits you a lot(playfully)
    - He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    - He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    - He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone
    - He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    - His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    - You hung up on him. He called you back
    - You where invited by him to a group outin
    - He called you to talk about nothing at all.
    - He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    - He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    - He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    - He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.
    Now make a wish.
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
    > >>
    > >>
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you repost this
    If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out
    or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =]

  10. ohTwo14ohNine ohTwo14ohNine
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 1:26am UTC
    &+ 30 years from now;
    i wanna still be looking into those
    gorgeous eyes

  11. xo_sexyballer_number1_ox xo_sexyballer_number1_ox
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 1:29am UTC
    do you ever feel like;;
    your friends know everything bout you
    but you don't know much bout them
    .......

  12. BadAssAlice BadAssAlice
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 1:33am UTC
    She's my best friend
    Break her heart and I'll break your face
    ~Alice

  13. BadAssAlice BadAssAlice
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 1:35am UTC
    I love you is eight letters
    so is BULLSHIT
    ~Alice

  14. crayonsPLZ crayonsPLZ
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 1:37am UTC
    " me: omg, it's 11:11!
    him: i wished for you. "
    that's what i wish for,
    every single time.

  15. BadAssAlice BadAssAlice
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 1:45am UTC
    Miss Mary Mack Mack Mack
    All dressed in black black black
    She has a knife knife knife
    Stuck in her back back back
    She can not breathe breathe breathe
    She cannot cry cry cry
    That's why she begs begs begs
    She begs you DIE DIE DIE!
    ~Alice

  16. BadAssAlice BadAssAlice
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 1:48am UTC
    A friend will bail you out of jail
    A true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn we messed up but it was fun. huh?"

  17. BadAssAlice BadAssAlice
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 1:58am UTC
    A guy asked a girl- "Why do you wear a bra? You have noting to put in it."
    The girl replied- "You wear pants, don't you?"
    ~Alice

  18. HibaSweetish HibaSweetish
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 2:39am UTC
    itsamazing
    how a simple smile could just -------+------» cover up
    everything you're [ h i d i n g ] and nobody ever notices.

  19. xsomethingamazingx xsomethingamazingx
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 5:12am UTC
    im 99.9% sure he doesnt like me
    but its the 1% that keeps me going.

  20. tiffanymariex tiffanymariex
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2009 6:29am UTC
    [im sorry]
    if you think im gay because im obsessed with the JONAS BROTHERS
    [im sorry]
    if you think the JONAS BROTHERS are lame
    [im sorry]
    that the JONAS BROTHERS are not into screamo
    [im sorry]
    if you hate those 'gay little pretty boys' that i call the JONAS BROTHERS
    [im sorry]
    they are all i talk about
    ._._._._._._._._._._.
    and most importantly
    [im not sorry]
    that i fell in love with them, or that i talk about them all the time,
    and that they are my inspiration and heros
    and that i know EVERYTHING about them
    but the most important is:
    they are what i live for.
    and i dont care what YOUUUU think.
    im speaking for a lot of JB fans right here. <3

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