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Quotes added on Tuesday, March 3 2009

  1. skinowworryl8r skinowworryl8r
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2009 12:00am UTC
    these are some wicked random facts I thought I would share for everybody's enjoyment. (are you feeling the randomness yet)
    1.)According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction. (true dat)
    2.)The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.
    3.)1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue.
    4.)There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 letters long (eye hip arm leg ear toe jaw rib lip gum). (i already knew this becuse i had to try ti name them all in 20 seconds,
    5.)Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.(miss mary mac's parents wasted 50 cents on those stupid mammals)
    6.)There are twice as many kangaroos in Australia as there are people. The kangaroo population is estimated at about 40 million.
    HOPE YOU ENJOYED MORE COMING LATER!!!!!!!

  2. xxtalkinfoolxx xxtalkinfoolxx
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2009 12:01am UTC
    im d o n e with
    [ you ]
    &+ your games

  3. xxtalkinfoolxx xxtalkinfoolxx
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2009 12:03am UTC
    &+ though your
    d e a d and g o n e
    your [memory] will carry on
    ---> will carry on

  4. Tinkfan101 Tinkfan101
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2009 12:03am UTC
    Am I the only one... .#1 of 30
    Am I the only one who can't stop LaUgHiNg when I trip!!!???

  5. jeanamae jeanamae
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2009 12:03am UTC
    never regret that
    he came into
    your life
    and you
    loved him...
    instead,
    thank him
    because he
    taught you how
    to be wise and
    kno that you
    will not love
    a man like him
    AGAIN...
    </3JEANAMAE</3

  6. xxtalkinfoolxx xxtalkinfoolxx
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2009 12:04am UTC
    im so [sick] and t i r e d of being,
    ---> labeled.

  7. leanna leanna
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2009 12:05am UTC
    + Ever since you left... +
    the sun doesn't [[shine]] as bright
    the moon & stars lost their glow
    the warmth of the day turned {cold}
    the kiss of the wind is only a breeze
    and the light dark
    but of all the things that changed
    I don't know what happened to me when
    FOREVER
    ....became....
    == nEvEr ==

  8. luckyducky4 luckyducky4
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2009 12:13am UTC
    Homwork shold be banned
    It causes stress
    Stress causes teen suicide
    Tecnically teachers are incouraging us to kill ourselves
    My friend said this the day after we had a truck load of homework. I added a little

  9. skinowworryl8r skinowworryl8r
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2009 12:16am UTC
    I Know I've got issues
    {but your pretty messed up too}
    *ALL MINE RATE IT HIGH< I DO REQUESTS

  10. skinowworryl8r skinowworryl8r
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2009 12:30am UTC
    Im the type of girl your jealous of
    Not just because im a cheerleader, but because...
    
    I don't realy care if your jealous of me.

  11. baby_t4k3_m3h_hand baby_t4k3_m3h_hand
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2009 12:35am UTC
    Welcome to the world where...
    Everyone lies
    No one keeps secrets
    Everyone trys to be something they're not
    Everyone talks about eachother
    Long term friendships are broken
    Yes! A place like this does exist..and its called
    Middle School.
    mine watever.<3

  12. Pixie_dust Pixie_dust
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2009 12:40am UTC
    i have the best luck of all my friends....
    in fact im so lucky that i could be driving my car
    down the street and some microscopic dust would get caught
    under one of my wheels and the car would indeed
    flip

  13. Pixie_dust Pixie_dust
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2009 12:48am UTC
    sometimes i wish my heart was locked away
    in a little metal box
    safe
    away from guys
    but then again,
    ill never be safe from myself.

  14. ohTwo14ohNine ohTwo14ohNine
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2009 1:00am UTC
    even if the world is falling down; look around.
    aim with you.

  15. OhioIsForLovers13 OhioIsForLovers13
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2009 1:01am UTC
    She sits on the curb, soaked from her hair to the soles of her shoes.
    But she doesn't move; doesn't run for shelter as the rain pours.
    She only looks out into the horizon, searching for the beauty.
    I have noo clue why or how I wrote this:p

  16. OhioIsForLovers13 OhioIsForLovers13
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2009 1:28am UTC
    Now Cinderella, don't you go to sleep, it's such a bitter form of refuge.
    Don't you know the kingdom's under siege, and everybody needs you;

  17. HibaSweetish HibaSweetish
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2009 1:36am UTC
    pss h;
    I didn't ever fall in love with you.
    I fell in love with the way you smirked at me.

  18. bellewithoutbeast bellewithoutbeast
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2009 2:04am UTC
    i DON'T GET WHY ALL YOU GIRLS
    WANT HiS SMELLY-SWEATY-STINKY
    H O O D i E
    --> COLOR :)

  19. xx_angelc_KK_xx xx_angelc_KK_xx
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2009 2:14am UTC
    grade 3 : i found you
    grade 4 : i watched you
    grade 5 : i met you
    grade 6 : i lost you
    year 7 : i missed you
    year 8 : i dream about you
    now : i want you
    where are you?
    all mine xx

  20. larlarx0x1996 larlarx0x1996
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2009 2:59am UTC
    I'm a Bamf.
    Your a Bamf.
    Who says that word?
    I just did [:
    Who doesn't love mitchell??? Not my words! Just spreadin em around. <33

:)

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