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Quotes added on Thursday, January 29 2009

  1. fashionprincessm fashionprincessm
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2009 12:05am UTC
    SO WHAT
    if i use my hairbrush as a microphone
    & dance around in my underwear??

  2. peace_and_love11 peace_and_love11
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2009 12:13am UTC
    & she may forget to cross her t's
    and dot her i's
    but she'll never forget
    who those little hearts
    all over her paper
    stood for. <3

  3. peace_and_love11 peace_and_love11
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2009 12:14am UTC
    To write love on her arms. <------

  4. MrsPattinsonx10 MrsPattinsonx10
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2009 12:17am UTC
    If someone is in love with another someone.
    Like truly.
    Like unconditionaly.
    Like tottallly.
    Like irrevocabley.
    Shouldn't that other someone be in love too?
    Lazay with the colors.
    but yaah all mine!

  5. peace_and_love11 peace_and_love11
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2009 12:17am UTC
    & she put her entire soul ...
    <3 ...into loving you.

  6. omgitsashleighbishes omgitsashleighbishes
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2009 12:24am UTC
    Watch as this tear falls into empty space
    See it fall into life's nameless place
    Can you see the sparkle as it catches the light
    That sparkle once was happiness that is no longer in sight
    As it falls watch it, its color has changed
    From blue to bright red, it has a wide range

  7. peace_and_love11 peace_and_love11
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2009 12:28am UTC
    It's been three years.
    I don't know which part should hurt the most.
    My heart?My soul?My body?
    all of it does.
    My heart aches from the break.
    My soul aches because she's JUST LIKE ME.
    My body aches from crying,and screaming,
    and wanting nothing more than to understand all of this.
    There are bruises on my knees
    from praying to have you back again.
    & it's not fair for me to hate either of you,
    but i do.
    I hate you because you make me love you so much.
    you are my one weakness.
    & It's been three years.
    You don't understand the
    amount of strength it takes
    to walk past you in the hallway.
    You don't know what it's like
    to be on the verge of tears
    all day long.
    And you don't know what it's like
    to be completely in love with someone
    who doesn't want you back.
    It's the kind of horrible,excrutiating pain
    that i have to feel every day of my life.
    It's the very worst kind of hell,
    knowing i-let-you-go.
    It gets harder everyday.
    & It's been three years.

  8. hellogoodbye57 hellogoodbye57
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2009 12:46am UTC
    The World’s Funniest Real Ads
    Believe it or not,
    these ads actually found their way into newspapers all over the world:
    Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.
    Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.
    Wanted, man to take care of cows that does not smoke or drink.
    Four-year old teacher needed for pre-school.
    Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 -- $9 per hour.
    Our sofa seats the whole mob and it’s made of 100% Italian leather.
    Full sized mattress. 20 year warranty. Like New. Slight urine smell.
    Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
    Open house body shapers toning salon, free coffee and donuts.
    Free puppies: ½ cocker spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor’s dog.
    Snow Blower for sale…can only used on snowy days.
    Bill’s Septic Cleaning: “We Haul American-Made Products."
    Nice Parachute – Never opened. Used once.
    1 man, 7 women hot tub. $850/offer.
    Shakespeare’s Pizza. Free chopsticks.
    ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.

  9. xflyingferretx xflyingferretx
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2009 12:53am UTC
    And no matter how many times you find him...
    the question still remains unanswered...
    Where'sWaldo
    =] Credit please

  10. jillyinanne jillyinanne
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2009 1:05am UTC
    i hope you still feel small
    when you stand beside the ocean

  11. randomxxcardss42xo randomxxcardss42xo
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2009 1:09am UTC
    Have you ever
    been in the middle of class
    and get a text that was really
    really funny, and start to like
    kind of crack up, but try not to.
    Then turn all red, and not
    even be able to finish reading
    it, because you'll get caught?
    hahaa yeah, happened to me
    like last week. Someone was
    giving this presentation too.
    SOO EMBARRASSING.

  12. 13gabbers13 13gabbers13
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2009 1:45am UTC
    BOMBS AWAY THEN TALLY-WA
    -Fausto

  13. randomxxcardss42xo randomxxcardss42xo
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2009 1:47am UTC
    & I ' m s o r r y I ' m n o t p e r f e c t .

  14. randomxxcardss42xo randomxxcardss42xo
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2009 1:49am UTC
    Fact: I am perfectly aware that it's quarter till 2 a.m.
    Fact: I am making coffee
    Fact: I will be up alll nightttt longggg (=
    texxxxt meeee!!

  15. xflyingferretx xflyingferretx
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2009 1:49am UTC
    I KNOW I SAY THAT I'M
    "JUST FINE" BUT I HOPE YOU WONDER
    fromtimetotime
    No Credit

  16. XxJessRosexX16 XxJessRosexX16
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2009 1:51am UTC
    lost inside my fears,drowning in my tears
    Jess<3

  17. pinkypromise pinkypromise
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2009 1:52am UTC
    Sometimes you just need to stop and look around,
    Is she really beside you at the time you need her most,
    Do you think she actually cares that she hurt you,
    Did she apologize when she made you look like an idiot in front of your friends,
    Probably not right, cause it was just a joke and you shouldn't take it to heart,
    Its like you hate but love her to much to start a fight over what she does to you,
    So you drop it. Just like she wants you too,
    Its like you need to let her go but you just can't,
    Shes your bestfriend - how are you suppose to do that,
    Sometimes you just need to stop and look around,
    Is she really going to be beside you when you need her the most ..
    wtf am i going to do.

  18. 13gabbers13 13gabbers13
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2009 1:54am UTC
    You all say you need us. Well, maybe you do,
    but not to help you. You have enough help, with the
    millions of bubbly new minds about to be unleashed,
    with all the cities coming awake at last. Together, you're
    more than enough to change the world without us.
    So from now on, David and I are here to stand in your way.
    You see, freedom has a way of destroying things.
    -Tally Youngblood

  19. xflyingferretx xflyingferretx
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2009 1:57am UTC
    without you...
    the breeze warms, the girl smiles, the cloud
    moves. without you the tides change, the
    boys run, the oceans crash, the crowds roar,
    the days soar, the babies cry. without you
    the moon glows the river flows...
    but i die without you
    No Credit

  20. randomxxcardss42xo randomxxcardss42xo
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2009 2:04am UTC
    I think the real reason that we have homework
    is because teachers are jealous that we have lives
    and they don't, and therefore, they have to try and
    RUIN IT FOR US!

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