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Quotes added on Monday, December 15 2008

  1. Honey_Munchkins Honey_Munchkins
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 4:54am UTC
    . F u n n y . t h i n g s . t o . d o . i n . a n . e l e v a t o r .
    1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
    2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
    3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
    4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
    5) MEOW occasionally.
    6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
    7) SAY -DING at each floor.
    8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
    9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
    10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
    11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
    12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
    13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
    14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
    15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
    16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
    17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
    18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
    19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
    20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
    21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
    22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

  2. Honey_Munchkins Honey_Munchkins
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 5:05am UTC
    Aston Merygold <3

  3. iloveyou07 iloveyou07
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 6:45am UTC
    Christmas Countdown: 10 Days

  4. iloveyou07 iloveyou07
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 6:48am UTC
    Kwanzaa Countdown: 11 Days

  5. socerplayerx101 socerplayerx101
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 6:49am UTC
    ohthere'sthisboy
    and when i first m e t him i never
    knew i would fall this hard for h i m

  6. iloveyou07 iloveyou07
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 6:49am UTC
    Hannukkah Countdown: 6 Days

  7. iloveyou07 iloveyou07
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 6:51am UTC
    Agh' Chammen Countdown: 6 Days

  8. daniixoxo2 daniixoxo2
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 7:03am UTC
    dont you hate it when,
    you walk into
    school on a cold day
    and you try to take your
    jacket off and then the
    zipper gets stuck

  9. iloveyou07 iloveyou07
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 7:05am UTC
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    Don't you just love seeing that in your inbox...♥

  10. dangletsbangxxx dangletsbangxxx
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 7:41am UTC
    >>If he was my homework>>
    .:I'd do him on my bed:.

  11. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 7:46am UTC
    Happy Holidays!*

  12. joefreak188 joefreak188
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 7:56am UTC
    school...ughh

  13. be_humble be_humble
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 8:30am UTC
    Crazy as it seems he's the one im after <3

  14. ilovenoah4eva ilovenoah4eva
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 8:30am UTC
    But of all these friends and lovers
    There is no one compares with you
    And these memories lose their meaning
    When I think of love as something new
    Though I know I'll never lose affection
    For people and things that went before
    I know I'll often stop and think about them
    In my life I love you more♥

  15. ilovenoah4eva ilovenoah4eva
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 8:34am UTC
    Me (8:27:48 AM): a
    "Chelsey<33" (8:27:58 AM): ♥ =]
    Me (8:27:59 AM): lol cutee
    Me (8:28:01 AM): =]]
    yup, thats wat i call my bestie <3
    ily chelsey, ur my bestest friend forever!! ilysm friends since 2nd grade!!!!<3333 (now were in 7th grade)

  16. dk_4_nikiD dk_4_nikiD
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 8:36am UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. funsized_1991 funsized_1991
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 8:37am UTC
    IT'S LIKE
    Injuring your fingers from the thorns of a beautiful white rose
    but when you bring it closer to smell it, there's no scent.
    THIS IS RIDICULOUS

  18. funsized_1991 funsized_1991
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 8:42am UTC
    AFTER ALL THIS
    Would you still let your love or friendship or even
    Time flush it all away?
    Would you still call this person special to you dispite all
    That has happened?
    Have you ever wondered fat has brought you to the person
    in the first place?

  19. funsized_1991 funsized_1991
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 8:49am UTC
    Have you ever thought of someone whom you
    love very very very very much, and he made such
    a deep impact on your life
    I Do Rite Now <3

  20. britty_bby britty_bby
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 8:53am UTC
    I'll Kill You With My EYELINER
    =] Britty_bby

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