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Quotes added on Monday, December 15 2008

  1. funkyfunkyfresh funkyfunkyfresh
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 12:05am EST
    Emily: Andrea, my God! You look so sheek.
    Andy : Oh, thanks. You look so thin.
    Emily: Really? It's for Paris, I'm on this new diet. Well, I don't eat anything and when I feel like I'm about to faint I eat a cube of cheese. I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.

  2. funkyfunkyfresh funkyfunkyfresh
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 12:18am EST
    You know, in case you were wondering - the person whose calls you always take?
    That's the relationship you're in.
    I hope you two are very happy together.

  3. courtloveselmo courtloveselmo
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 12:20am EST
    ^
    / Do The Pencil
    /__ Do The Pencil
    | | Broken Get A New One
    | | Do The Pencil
    | | Do The Pencil
    | | Broken Get A New One
    | | And Sharpen It
    | | Sharpen It
    | | Sharpen It
    | | Sharpen It
    | | Uh Oh. A Broken Sharpener
    | | Do The Pencil
    | | Do The Pencil
    | 2 | Broken Get A New One
    |_ | All These Pencils Are So Much Fun
    | | All These Pencils Are Number....
    |_ | 2!!!

  4. falyn_1403 falyn_1403
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 12:59am EST
    Don't know what's going on
    Don't know what went wrong
    Feels like a hundred years
    I still can't believe you're gone
    So I'll stay up all night
    With these bloodshot eyes
    While these walls surround me with the story of our life

  5. 1life2live08 1life2live08
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 1:09am EST
    ©
    i always take the spotlight
    & with a swirl of my hips
    and a pucker of my lips
    & Boy I see you Lookin ©
    Wishing you Had this...
    minez =p rate and comment plez

  6. xxMichaelaLuvsUxx xxMichaelaLuvsUxx
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 1:10am EST
    up
    Sometimes you wish your dreams would come true then you wake ^ and realize ...they already have: if you were dreamin of sugar plum fairies:Hun you woulda stayed asleep zzzzzzz.......

  7. funkyfunkyfresh funkyfunkyfresh
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 1:56am EST
    ...You have no sense of fashion...
    I think that depends on...
    No, no, that wasn't a question.

  8. funkyfunkyfresh funkyfunkyfresh
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 2:14am EST
    Love me? Hate me
    Ether way
    You have NO right to rate me!

  9. XxLoveForeverLostxX XxLoveForeverLostxX
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 2:15am EST
    You
    Put
    A
    Beat
    Back
    In
    My
    Heart

  10. xxMichaelaLuvsUxx xxMichaelaLuvsUxx
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 2:21am EST
    You know your in love when
    you check your voicemail 20 times just 2 hear his voice
    you stay home instead of movies even when he says that itz your choice
    you wish that he was here with you to hold and never let go
    its your first christmas together and you say look at the pretty snow
    the visits are far and few between
    reading the lines no inbetween
    i love you like a sister girl but listen to me now
    i know you want to brush it off it but ill make you believe and this is how
    he doesnt feel the same way i no u dont think itz true
    but answer me this sweetheart does he smile when he says i love you?
    does he say that you are the only one withuot looking away?
    does he change his plans to visit you even on a rainy day?
    could you give me a list of reasons
    why youll be together
    through the seasons
    or is he unpredictable like the snowy cloudy weather?
    You really want to answer yes but have to reply no
    for even an answer to that difficult question
    is easier than telling him so
    do you really feel bad after or is that how you're trained to be
    who would you save now if it were between him or me?
    the situations come up daily
    alterations made dismayley
    he probably promises you he'll never lie
    but what would you believe if he left, dumped you,smiled then waved goodbye
    would all your happy fellings fade to utter black
    or would you still wait up at nite hoping he'll come back
    i dont reallly know what else that i can say
    to make you understand my reasons for feeling this way
    the thing that you dont understand is that while i watch him hurt you
    im thinking id be better if you just let me through
    you sit at home and wait for him wile you talk to me on the phone
    he comes home really late at nite bye to me hello to him
    so do u realize now i think that i do too
    as much as he is hurtful
    you believe hes the one for you
    everytime you say goodbye to me
    i just must simply remember
    youve made your desicion
    decided to choose him
    and now its over for me
    so goodluck to the both of you
    may your hardtimes allow you through
    and yes ill always be here when he doesnt come home
    but please. my good dear smart
    friend b4 we part now realize this
    if it were me instead of him there would b no need 4 a shoulder 2 cry on
    no friend 2 lie on
    id be better i promise but that doesnt matter
    you
    chose
    him
    But quicky before you leave let me ask you one last question
    is this the way you feel?
    are you really in love with him?
    confessions of a best guy friend oh id hate 2 b u
    rate high-credits all minee

  11. Xx_torn_butterfly_wings_xX Xx_torn_butterfly_wings_xX
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 2:37am EST
    It's not like you to say sorry
    I was waiting on a different story
    This time I'm mistaken for handing you a heart worth breaking
    and I've been wrong, i've been down,
    to the bottom of every bottle
    these five words in my head
    scream "are we having fun yet?"
    How You Remind Me~Nickelback

  12. funkyfunkyfresh funkyfunkyfresh
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 3:05am EST
    Chuck&Blair
    Blair&Chuck
    Lovers till the end?
    OFCOURSE!
    <3

  13. funkyfunkyfresh funkyfunkyfresh
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 3:29am EST
    Don't you wish
    Besties didn't stab
    Crush's didn't crush
    Hearts couln't break
    &Lover didn't cheat

  14. nevershoutneverxx nevershoutneverxx
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 3:55am EST
    &; I'm longing for words to describe how I'm feeling.
    I'm feeling inspired.
    My world just flip turned upside down,say what's that sound?.
    It's my heart beat,it's getting much louder.
    My heart beat,is stronger than ever.
    I feel so alive.
    vv;it's a song;),make it pretty.

  15. nevershoutneverxx nevershoutneverxx
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 4:06am EST
    I gotta pocketful of s u n s h i n e.
    vv;I hate that song,but the lyrics are cute.

  16. nevershoutneverxx nevershoutneverxx
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 4:09am EST
    There's only 1 thing, 2 do, 3 words, 4 you.
    i love you!.
    1234<3.
    vv;Love that song!<3.

  17. nevershoutneverxx nevershoutneverxx
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 4:12am EST
    Swallow your fear &; just:
    J U M P i N.
    vv;Make it pretty.

  18. Honey_Munchkins Honey_Munchkins
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 4:46am EST
    READ THIS IT WONT DISSAPOINT YOU
    Greg loves his bestfriend sarah, he stares at her, he listens to her when she's been hurt, she asks him if there are any loyal nice, guys left in the world, he replies with yes, he wants to tell her that he would never hurt her, but he knows that all she wants right now is a listener, not a speaker. Years later she gets hurt again, bad, she crys in his arms and he wants to tell her but he just cant, she has nowere to stay because he ex kept their house, so she stays at his house for the night, its late and he can hear her crying so he goes to calm her, he finds her lying in bed and an empty pill bottle, he rushes to her, he pulse is barely present, 911 he calls as fast as possible, the abulance comes, she gets rushed to the hospital, and hours later is still on life support, he visits her, he knows this could be the last time he sees her alive so he tells her, he tells her that he loves her and always has and always will, he says that he would have never hurt her and she wouldn't have had to go through this.
    One day has gone by, then two, days turn into weeks and she is still in the hospital, he visits her everyday and tells her the same thing, he is falling apart without her, on her month anaveristy of the O.D. he comes in and tells her shes the most beautiful thing he has he has ever seen and will love her untill the end of time...and before he leaves he kisses her, knowing that it could be the very last time as he's known for the whole month, he goes home and crys himself to sleep like everynight since, at about midnight his phone rings, its the hospital, he nelects to pick it up because he is afraid of the news on the other end. The next day he goes to the hospital and sees the nurse roll a weelchair into her room, he sees the back of a head, and he runs like hes never ran before, to met a women he has never seen before, he looks at the nurse "why is this women going into sarah's room!!?" see for yourself she replies, he looks into the room and sees sarah, with the biggest smile in the world on her face, she said that she had heard what he said everyday, but was so weak she couldn't say anything, but yesterday, there was something that gave her the energy she needed, he ran to her and gave her a huge hug and said, the words he had for the past 32 days, but this time he got a replie, she said...I love you too.

  19. usernamex usernamex
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 4:47am EST
    mess with me and you mess with
    FIRE
    mess with my girls and your life
    EXPIRES
    rrr

  20. Honey_Munchkins Honey_Munchkins
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2008 4:49am EST
    RANDOM QUOTE#2
    In 1985, a pregnant
    women was falsely
    accused of shoplifting
    a basketball.
    ***NOT MINE***

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