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Quotes added on Thursday, July 3 2008

  1. hollywoodhuni hollywoodhuni
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    July 3, 2008 4:56am UTC
    && she wants to be your addiction.<3

  2. dUmBbLoNdE101795 dUmBbLoNdE101795
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2008 4:56am UTC
    SOCCER

  3. dUmBbLoNdE101795 dUmBbLoNdE101795
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    July 3, 2008 5:00am UTC
    SHOWERbars of soap all over the world are jealous!

  4. dUmBbLoNdE101795 dUmBbLoNdE101795
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2008 5:03am UTC
    when you gotta go you gotta gochange the colors and make it pReTtY

  5. dUmBbLoNdE101795 dUmBbLoNdE101795
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    July 3, 2008 5:11am UTC
    IM ON THE TOILET PRETENDING TO BE A FIGHTER PILOT DROPPING BOMBS INTO THE OCEANbe back when i finish dropping those bombs :)

  6. dUmBbLoNdE101795 dUmBbLoNdE101795
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    July 3, 2008 5:19am UTC
    My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" D*** right, I wanna tradecards. I'll trade this, but not my charizard.

  7. withxyoux13 withxyoux13
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    July 3, 2008 5:20am UTC
    cause when your hour glass runs outta sand you cant flip it over and start again, take every breath God gives you for what its worth, and DONT BLINKcause just like that your 6 years old and you take a nap and you wake up when your 25 and your highschool sweetheart becomes your wife, DONT BLINKyou just might miss you babies growing like mine did, turning into moms and dads the next thing you know your better half of 50 years is there in bed and you praying God takes you instead, trust me friends, 100 years goes faster then you think....DONT BLINK

  8. dUmBbLoNdE101795 dUmBbLoNdE101795
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    July 3, 2008 5:25am UTC
    jack and jill went up the hill to have a little funstupid jill forgot her pilland now they have a son

  9. withxyoux13 withxyoux13
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    July 3, 2008 5:26am UTC
    I TEAR MY HEART OPEN, I SEW MYSELF SHUT. MY WEAKNESS IS THAT I CARE TOO MUCH. AND OUR SCARS REMIND US THAT THE PAST IS REAL. I TEAR MY HEART OPEN justtofeel

  10. dUmBbLoNdE101795 dUmBbLoNdE101795
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    July 3, 2008 5:27am UTC
    "I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."change the colors and make it pReTtY :)

  11. dUmBbLoNdE101795 dUmBbLoNdE101795
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    July 3, 2008 5:29am UTC
    Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle." change the colors and make it pretty :)

  12. withxyoux13 withxyoux13
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    July 3, 2008 5:30am UTC
    when im gone just carry ondont mourn, rejoice everytime you hear thesound of my voice just knowthat im looking down on yousmiling and i didnt feel a thing so baby dont feel no pain, just smile back.

  13. dUmBbLoNdE101795 dUmBbLoNdE101795
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    July 3, 2008 5:35am UTC
    =)

  14. dUmBbLoNdE101795 dUmBbLoNdE101795
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2008 5:38am UTC
    AWAY..[[CELL IT]] 123-4567 ^put your own number there

  15. withxyoux13 withxyoux13
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    July 3, 2008 5:40am UTC
    I look up at the stars,I see them shining bright.Looking around at all the stars,Makes me want to cry.I've heard people say "For everyone you know whose died they are a star watching over you"I think about my family, together.How it shrinks a little more each year.Its really hard to except the fact they're all gone forever.Its been 8 straight years,and 8 funerals later.At this point,I've used up all of my tears.But looking at the sky,I see something different.Something that doesnt make me cry.I see 8 stars, all in the same spot.All 8 are clumped together,they look like a big dot.I smile because i realize we'reall still together.Whether its in person or not,I beleive we'll all be together forever.^^ made by me...if you take it you can change like the 8 to how ever many funerals and add some color too it too cuz its ugly! <3 (:

  16. xoxo_paps_babe xoxo_paps_babe
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    July 3, 2008 6:02am UTC
    LETS FLiP A COiN HEADS: i KiSS YOUTAiLS: YOU KiSS ME

  17. becdabeast becdabeast
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    July 3, 2008 6:02am UTC
    If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something you must always remember. you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. but the most important thing is, even if we're apart.. i'll always be with you. ~Winnie the Pooh

  18. becdabeast becdabeast
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    July 3, 2008 6:02am UTC
    all my mistakes have lead me up to this, up to you, & if i could go back and change it all, i w o u l d n ' t. <3

  19. likewhoahx4 likewhoahx4
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    July 3, 2008 6:23am UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. peacelovenlipgloss49 peacelovenlipgloss49
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    July 3, 2008 6:37am UTC
    Him: hey babe
    Her: babe? i likee!
    Him: sorry wrong IM
    Her: oh... me too * add color if you want

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