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Quotes added on Tuesday, June 24 2008

  1. yourxmomxlovesxme yourxmomxlovesxme
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    June 24, 2008 4:03am UTC
    FUNNY HOLIDAY JOKE :Done day in early spring, an elementary teacher asked her students what they knew about easterone little girl raised her hand and said, "easter is when santa comes down the chimney and brings us presents"the teacher said "no, thats christmas" and called on a little boy. The boy said, "easter is when the pilgrims and indians joined together for a dinner"the teacher said, "no, thats thanksgiving" and called on another little girl. the girl said, "easter is when jesus went into the ground and then came back up again"the teacher looked pleased and started to say "yes thats correct", but the girl cut her off and said..."...and if he sees his shadows he goes back into the ground for 6 more weeks" :D

  2. elizagrace elizagrace
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    June 24, 2008 4:50am UTC
    I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut,My weakness is that I care too much,and my scars remind me that the past is real,I tear my heart open just to feel-Scars;; Papa Roach

  3. preppylove101 preppylove101
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    June 24, 2008 5:45am UTC
    ijustwantto play my music~JoBros

  4. xObeachgrlOx xObeachgrlOx
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    June 24, 2008 5:58am UTC
    Hanging with my bestie<3 Cell it (123.456.7890)xoxo~(name)

  5. x0iluvyoux096 x0iluvyoux096
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    June 24, 2008 6:20am UTC
    God made man befor women becuz you always make [a rough draft]before the masterpiece♥♥♥

  6. x0iluvyoux096 x0iluvyoux096
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    June 24, 2008 6:24am UTC
    LITTLE GIRL BIG ATTITUDE

  7. x0iluvyoux096 x0iluvyoux096
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    June 24, 2008 6:27am UTC
    live today like theres no tommorrowbecause your life can be gone in less thena minute

  8. icheer526 icheer526
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    June 24, 2008 6:32am UTC
    YOUR JEAL0US... i'm not with you=]

  9. x0iluvyoux096 x0iluvyoux096
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2008 6:33am UTC
    LiVe♥LaUgH♥LoVe♥because life is short to live it boring

  10. x0iluvyoux096 x0iluvyoux096
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2008 6:34am UTC
    \ _ / -= (_) =- _\/_ //o\ _\/_ _____ _ __ __ ____ _ | /o\\=-=-_-__=_-= _=_=-=_,-|"'""- |-,_=- _=-=- -_=-=_,-" | =- =- -=.--" SuMmEr 08 babyy!

  11. x0iluvyoux096 x0iluvyoux096
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    June 24, 2008 6:50am UTC
    ♥WHAT IS LOVE♥LOVE IS....HCOAEAEROA&F COACH T&CO PAC SUN JUICY COUTURE

  12. x0iluvyoux096 x0iluvyoux096
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    June 24, 2008 6:58am UTC
    are you a parking ticket because you got FINE written all over you

  13. x0iluvyoux096 x0iluvyoux096
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    June 24, 2008 7:03am UTC
    HAPPILY EVER AFTER [a word only used in fairytales]

  14. lilordygrl lilordygrl
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    June 24, 2008 7:03am UTC
    she says BESTFRIENDS and you beleive it but she does not say it to anyone elseso u might think maybe it our secretbut then ur not really friends shes got someone elseso u think maybe its not worth itbut u really wanna be her friendshe doesnt say sorry or try to fix itso eventully it may end

  15. x0iluvyoux096 x0iluvyoux096
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    June 24, 2008 7:07am UTC
    1987when aeropostal [love] was established

  16. x0iluvyoux096 x0iluvyoux096
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    June 24, 2008 7:10am UTC
    1922when hollister [love] was established

  17. x0iluvyoux096 x0iluvyoux096
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    June 24, 2008 7:12am UTC
    1977when american eagle [love] was established

  18. x0iluvyoux096 x0iluvyoux096
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    June 24, 2008 7:14am UTC
    1892when abercrombie [love] was established

  19. MeanieDaBeast MeanieDaBeast
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    June 24, 2008 7:15am UTC
    [[All]] you gotta do is watch me>Look< what I can do with my feet, baby

  20. MeanieDaBeast MeanieDaBeast
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2008 7:20am UTC
    I gave you my heart,You gave it back broken . </3

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