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Quotes added on Thursday, July 5 2007

  1. yettigod2 yettigod2
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2007 1:12am UTC
    Strawberries are the best, better than the rest, you may laugh, but friends i do not jest!
    You see my strawberry saved me one cold and sad day, she swept in and made it all go away, so next time before you dunk one in sauce, think of the cost, because my strawberry saved me, and if you don't belive, don't argue and don't fuss, just wait and one might just save your butt!

  2. bEaTiFuL bEaTiFuL
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2007 4:00am UTC
    m away eating breakfast, lunch, or dinner. if your smart, you'll figure out which one it is

  3. bEaTiFuL bEaTiFuL
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2007 4:01am UTC
    Only fools leave away messages

  4. bEaTiFuL bEaTiFuL
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2007 4:01am UTC
    Don't you hate it when people leave away messages that don't tell where they are or when they'll be back?

  5. bEaTiFuL bEaTiFuL
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2007 4:01am UTC
    WARNING: Cannot locate away message, please restart your computer and try back in 365 days

  6. bEaTiFuL bEaTiFuL
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2007 4:02am UTC
    Only stalkers look at other people's away messages

  7. bEaTiFuL bEaTiFuL
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2007 4:02am UTC
    I'm away right now because I acually have a life.

  8. bEaTiFuL bEaTiFuL
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2007 4:06am UTC
    I'm away, don't bother me

  9. whentheboysmiles whentheboysmiles
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2007 6:28am UTC
    there we were, just the two of us. we laughed, made some crazy faces at eachother, flirted, and just had fun. for a while. then you pulled out your phone and showed me a pic you took of your new girlfriend. for me, thats when the fun stopped. </3

  10. bEaTiFuL bEaTiFuL
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2007 7:27am UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. bEaTiFuL bEaTiFuL
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2007 7:28am UTC
    Hey Im not here but press a number (u can do more then 1) and Ill get back to you!!
    press 1 if you just want to talk
    press 2 if your mad at me
    press 3 if you had a question 4 me
    press 4 if you wanted to ask me out
    press 5 if you love me
    press 6 if you hate me
    press 7 if your a freak
    press 8 if im a freak
    press 9 if youve ever warned me
    press 10 if you think YOUR BF/GF'S NAME is hott (Ill kill you!!)
    press 11 for other

  12. bEaTiFuL bEaTiFuL
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2007 7:29am UTC
    STRIKE ONE
    STRIKE TWO
    STRIKE THREE...im out

  13. bEaTiFuL bEaTiFuL
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2007 7:31am UTC
    you're not alone..
    together we stand
    =)

  14. bEaTiFuL bEaTiFuL
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2007 7:33am UTC
    hey hey
    you you
    i want to
    be your
    [[girlfriend]]
    =]

  15. bEaTiFuL bEaTiFuL
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2007 7:35am UTC
    Life is like a song... Sing it.
    Life is like a challenge... Pursue it.
    Life is like a sacrifice... Offer it.
    Life is love... Enjoy it.

  16. bEaTiFuL bEaTiFuL
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2007 7:36am UTC
    Dreams are real, all you have to do, is just believe

  17. bEaTiFuL bEaTiFuL
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2007 7:37am UTC
    when you're here
    i love you.
    when you're there
    i miss you.
    when you're gone
    i need you.

  18. bEaTiFuL bEaTiFuL
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2007 7:39am UTC
    i l0ve you like...
    wh0a!

  19. bEaTiFuL bEaTiFuL
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2007 7:42am UTC
    guess what??? ........................................................................................................................................................................................................ i have a crush on youu <33!! plz be miine!

  20. bEaTiFuL bEaTiFuL
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2007 7:43am UTC
    smile
    because its the second best thing
    you could do with your
    lips
    <33

:)

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