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Quotes added on Friday, May 4 2007

  1. BOYxoCRAZY BOYxoCRAZY
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2007 5:30am UTC
    STRANGE BOOK TITLES
    *note these aren't real books*
    Pain In the Neck by Lauren Gitis
    Over the Cliff by Hugo First
    Rusty Bedsprings by I.P Nightly
    Bubbles In the Bath by Ivor Windybottom
    Chest Pain Remedies by I Coffedalot
    Skin Rash Remedies by Ivan Offleitch
    Poo On the Wall by Hoo Flung Dung
    Bad Falls by Eileen Dover
    Run to the Loo by Willie Makeit
    haha. see if you can figure them out!
    **i got them all except 1!!**

  2. thatcraziegirl26 thatcraziegirl26
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2007 9:25am UTC
    Eharmony.com is looking pretty nice right about now...

  3. thatcraziegirl26 thatcraziegirl26
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2007 9:29am UTC
    In fact I'll feel a whole lot better
    But you'll think of me, you'll think of me

  4. thatcraziegirl26 thatcraziegirl26
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2007 9:30am UTC
    Someday I'm gonna run across your mind
    Don't worry, I'll be fine
    I'm gonna be alright
    While you're sleeping with your pride
    Wishing I could hold you tight
    I'll be over you
    And on with my life

  5. danceislife danceislife
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2007 12:38pm UTC
    Of all the places I look
    And all of the pictures I took
    One of them is here with me now
    I'm finally finding out how...
    Sure things fall, all sure things fall
    -all sure things fall by yellowcard

  6. danceislife danceislife
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2007 12:41pm UTC
    And I'm sweeping up the seconds that tick off the clock
    And saving them for later when I'm too ticked to talk
    And I need some time to search my mind
    To locate the words that seem so hard to find
    -bite my tongue by relient k

  7. danceislife danceislife
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2007 12:43pm UTC
    I made a habit
    Of never making promises
    That aren't easy to keep
    And there you have it
    But now I'm making one that is
    To keep you here with me
    Cause every second that goes by
    I feel is just a waste of time
    If I'm not with you
    -im taking you with me by relient k

  8. danceislife danceislife
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2007 12:44pm UTC
    If home is where the heart is then my home is where you are
    But it's getting oh so hard to spend these days without my heart<3
    -relient k im taking you with me

  9. danceislife danceislife
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2007 12:47pm UTC
    And so I'm trying
    To hold it all together and
    And make it through the day
    When I'm just dying
    To drop it all and take your hand
    So we can run away
    From all the miles and the hours
    That seem to endlessly devour
    The time that I could be with you
    Every second that goes by
    Is one more second off my life
    And it couldn't be more clear
    I'm literally dying without you here </3
    *im taking you with me by relient k*

  10. CrazyAboutSage CrazyAboutSage
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2007 2:18pm UTC
    Bob - knock knock.
    Nick - Who's there?
    Bob - boo.
    Nick - boo who?
    Bob - dont cry its just a joke!!
    lol..its an old joke.

  11. starbucks2012 starbucks2012
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2007 3:03pm UTC
    Hes my friend he always will be
    He makes me laugh when i dont want to
    He makes me happy when
    All i do is want to forget the world
    My friends hate him and dont understand
    How happy he makes me and how
    Easy he could break me
    He likes me alot and he knows i like
    Him but its so sad that i cant tell my friends
    I will never tell anyone else for the
    Caos it would cause i think we will
    Keep this secret for ever and never
    Let it out i would like to say my friends
    Will still stick wit me but this i dought
    Livin this lil secret life and secret love
    Is hard but i will do wat i want and so
    Much more so here we go on this lil secret
    Path of love cuz ya know
    Its a hard knock life for us!!

  12. XoxCheerXox XoxCheerXox
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2007 3:19pm UTC
    you can stand under my umbrella....
    -Rihanna

  13. XoxCheerXox XoxCheerXox
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2007 3:23pm UTC
    && she looks at him in the hallways with his new girlfriend wishing it was her still...</3

  14. XoxCheerXox XoxCheerXox
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2007 3:28pm UTC
    * c h e e r l e a d i n g *
    is love <333

  15. mouseputzer23 mouseputzer23
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2007 4:24pm UTC
    "Time takes it all. Wether we want it to or not. Time takes it all, time bears it away and in the end, there is only darkness. Sometime we find others in that darkness. And sometimes we lose them there again"

  16. mouseputzer23 mouseputzer23
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2007 4:25pm UTC
    There is no secret, you just go for it and deal with the pain. Some where along the way it gets easier

  17. mouseputzer23 mouseputzer23
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2007 4:28pm UTC
    If you would look up the word "True Friend" in the dictionary, it would take up the whole book.
    But, if you would look up a "Best Friend" there would only be one word next to it:
    Best Friend: (best friends name here)

  18. GiLmOrEgIrL11 GiLmOrEgIrL11
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2007 4:34pm UTC
    i wish more than anything in the world that you would finally figure out how much i truly love you and want to be with you. life with you makes perfect sense. a million quotes could describe my feelings for you.

  19. GiLmOrEgIrL11 GiLmOrEgIrL11
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2007 4:37pm UTC
    you're the best thing that ever happened to me and every time we touch my knees turn to jell-o. and my lips quiver.

  20. GiLmOrEgIrL11 GiLmOrEgIrL11
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2007 4:37pm UTC
    shut up and kiss me<3

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