BOY SPEAK
call you later: sometime next century
committment: a word only applied to a football team
I need space: for all my other girlfriends
let's just see how it goes: back off, I'm feeling pressured
Would you like a back rub?: I wanna try my luck
Isn't it warm in here?: take your clothes off
Don't get heavy: I don't feel the same way about you
She's ugly/a lesbian: she didn't fancy me
I'm not ready for a relationship: not with you anyways
We can still be friends: It's over and this is probably the last time you will ever see me