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Quotes added on Sunday, April 29 2007

  1. CONFiiDENTiiALxKiiSS CONFiiDENTiiALxKiiSS
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    April 29, 2007 7:37am UTC
    Stop comparing me to someone I'm not.
    I'm sorry I cant save up enough money,
    or do all your dirty work.
    But you could stop and just take a look at me,
    and see the things that I can do.

  2. CONFiiDENTiiALxKiiSS CONFiiDENTiiALxKiiSS
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    April 29, 2007 7:43am UTC
    Call me a loser. Call me a dork.
    Watch me spin in circles, && eat soup with a fork.
    At least I know with every breathe I take,
    I open my eyes to life and I know that I'm awake.

  3. Erinxx Erinxx
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    April 29, 2007 7:48am UTC
    [[WHEN LIFE BRINGS YOU DOWN]]
    eat a cookie.☺

  4. put0nurGRRface put0nurGRRface
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    April 29, 2007 8:18am UTC
    insanity is hereditary...
    you get it from your kids
    (or, you give it to your parents. whichever you like better)

  5. put0nurGRRface put0nurGRRface
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    April 29, 2007 8:19am UTC
    All stressed out and no one to choke

  6. put0nurGRRface put0nurGRRface
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    April 29, 2007 8:20am UTC
    GOD made us sisters,
    CHOCOLATE made us friends

  7. put0nurGRRface put0nurGRRface
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    April 29, 2007 8:21am UTC
    Drain Bamaged
    *means brain damaged*

  8. put0nurGRRface put0nurGRRface
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    April 29, 2007 8:21am UTC
    don't blame ME,
    i'm from Uranus

  9. put0nurGRRface put0nurGRRface
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2007 8:22am UTC
    OUT OF MY MIND
    be back in 5 minutes

  10. put0nurGRRface put0nurGRRface
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2007 8:23am UTC
    when God made boys,
    she was only joking

  11. put0nurGRRface put0nurGRRface
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    April 29, 2007 8:24am UTC
    falling in love is awfully simple.
    falling out of love i simply AWFUL.

  12. put0nurGRRface put0nurGRRface
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    April 29, 2007 8:24am UTC
    a woman needs a man like a fish needs
    A BICYCLE

  13. put0nurGRRface put0nurGRRface
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    April 29, 2007 8:26am UTC
    It's important to find a boy who is always willing to help in times of trouble
    It's important to find a boy who makes you laugh when you're feeling blue
    It's important to find a boy who is dependable and doesn't lie
    It's important to find a boy who is a good kisser
    It's important for these four boys to never meet.

  14. put0nurGRRface put0nurGRRface
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    April 29, 2007 8:28am UTC
    as ye smoke, so shall ye reek

  15. put0nurGRRface put0nurGRRface
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    April 29, 2007 8:33am UTC
    BOY SPEAK
    call you later: sometime next century
    committment: a word only applied to a football team
    I need space: for all my other girlfriends
    let's just see how it goes: back off, I'm feeling pressured
    Would you like a back rub?: I wanna try my luck
    Isn't it warm in here?: take your clothes off
    Don't get heavy: I don't feel the same way about you
    She's ugly/a lesbian: she didn't fancy me
    I'm not ready for a relationship: not with you anyways
    We can still be friends: It's over and this is probably the last time you will ever see me

  16. put0nurGRRface put0nurGRRface
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    April 29, 2007 8:34am UTC
    no one makes you feel inferior without your permission

  17. xocrkbabyxx xocrkbabyxx
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    April 29, 2007 8:35am UTC
    One night and one more time.
    Thanks for the memories,
    even thought they weren't so great.
    He tastes like you only sweeter :]
    Fall Out Boy

  18. put0nurGRRface put0nurGRRface
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    April 29, 2007 8:35am UTC
    if you want a friend, be a friend

  19. xocrkbabyxx xocrkbabyxx
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2007 8:35am UTC
    When someone says they're in love,
    don't tell them they can't be.
    Don't say they are too young, or it's too soon.
    Love knows no age or length of time.

  20. put0nurGRRface put0nurGRRface
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    April 29, 2007 8:37am UTC
    "The people who get on in the world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want. And if they can't find them, make them." - George Bernard Shaw

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