Quotes added on Friday, March 30 2007

angelkitty686
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March 30, 2007 6:59am UTC

*~* && What hurts the most is knowing that our love is still there and yet we can't be together *~*

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angelkitty686
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March 30, 2007 7:01am UTC

...As we were cuddling in the dark I said sweet dreams and he said Impossible i've already got my dream come true laying in my arms...

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X0likeW0aHX0
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March 30, 2007 1:43pm UTC

guy-friend:ok if u 2 r sooo smart then whats the capital of florida?
me:F
bestfriend:OOH I KNOW THIS its uhh ITS TALAHASSEE!!
wow

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dbangle
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March 30, 2007 2:55pm UTC

there is this fat guy walking on the beach and this little girl says to her cousin "hey that guy has bigger boobs then my mom!!"....haha i am soooo funny...luv ya lots!!

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dbangle
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March 30, 2007 2:57pm UTC

school is for social rejects....just like you...haha

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dbangle
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March 30, 2007 2:59pm UTC

if your mad at your ex don't get mad get even

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onelastkissxox
posted a quote
March 30, 2007 3:13pm UTC

Betrayed.
From you, who I thought I knew.
Thought we had a friendship, one that's close.
Talking about everything and cracking jokes.
But when you said, what you didn't mean.
Actions you didn't partake in, but saying you did.
Making youself a liar, someone unknown.
I'm going to avoid being hurt and having to cope
with the fact I thought we were bestfriends
But when you lie and say it's a joke.
Something so serious and your laughing
Look at me, its not funny, Im sitting here crying
Because this friendship. It's over. Im sorry.
The one's you thought were your best friend, betray you so fast and it hurts; Like a million nails into my back.
</3

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bRoKeNxOxhEaRtEd
posted a quote
March 30, 2007 3:41pm UTC

No farwell words were spoken,
no time to say good bye,
you were gone before we knew it
and only god knows why

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irishbabe112
posted a quote
March 30, 2007 3:43pm UTC

this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is loser cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
go back to the top and read the 3rd word of each line.

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irishbabe112
posted a quote
March 30, 2007 3:51pm UTC

there is a young girl in sunday school and her teacher wants to ask her 3 questions
1. her teacher asked her "who created the earth we live on"
a boy pokes with a pencil and she yells "god almighty". the teachers says "thats right"
the next question that the teacher asks her who died on the cross for our sins? the boy pokes her again and she yell "jesus christ". her teacher says "that right"
3. the last question is. "What did eve say to adam when they were makin babies?". the boy pokes her agian and she yells "i swear to god if u poke me with that thing one more time i will break it in half"

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irishbabe112
posted a quote
March 30, 2007 3:52pm UTC

Some ?s to ponder while I am away....
Why can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
I will leave you to ponder...

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irishbabe112
posted a quote
March 30, 2007 3:53pm UTC

I was standing in the park, wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer. Then it hit me.

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irishbabe112
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March 30, 2007 3:54pm UTC

Once there was a man moving to Florida from Illinois. His wife would meet him there the next day. He sent her an e-mail but speeled the address wrong and ended up going to an old lady whos husband recently had passed away. The lady read the message and after fell on the floor dead. The message read
Dearest Wife,
I just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.

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x3Secretlove
posted a quote
March 30, 2007 4:00pm UTC

so he says he loves you.
he sits by you and flirts with you.
he makes you feel special no mattter what.
you guys dont ever stop talking.
<br>
but dont feel special.
we did that too </3

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x3Secretlove
posted a quote
March 30, 2007 4:02pm UTC

so boy;;
maybe we fight, argue, and get mad.
but were only fighting for our fate,
argueing to be right,
and getting mad just so we can hug in the end.
i.. i love you.

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x3Secretlove
posted a quote
March 30, 2007 4:04pm UTC

bestfriend; he doesnt diserve you. he treats you so bad. he always lies to you. your so much better then that.
girl; but i love him.
bestfriend; i care about you and i dont want you to get hurt.
girl; i cant get over him. hes still mine -not hers. i just know it. he is trying to make me jelous. i.. i want him back.
bestfriend; hes a jerk.
girl; yeah he is but hes my jerk.

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x3Secretlove
posted a quote
March 30, 2007 4:07pm UTC

you see that girl?
shes never truly happy
-thats a fake smile.
<br>
you see her pretty face?
she crys everynight
-the tears are covered by makeup.
<br>
you see that boy?
she says shes over him.
-but she still loves him more then ever.
<br>
you see that road?
she says shes affraid of the traffic.
-but tonight shes gona run away.

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x3Secretlove
posted a quote
March 30, 2007 4:09pm UTC

she crushed her rearview mirror today
because shes never looking back.

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G0SSiP_BABY03
posted a quote
March 30, 2007 4:36pm UTC

WHEN tHA W0RLD WALkS 0Ut, A FRiEND WALkS iN!

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G0SSiP_BABY03
posted a quote
March 30, 2007 4:39pm UTC

i jUSS WiSH jUSS 0NCE y0U C0ULD L00k ME StRAiGHt iN tHA EyEz && tELL ME ExACtLy H0W y0U FEEL

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