*A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"
There once was a bear&& a rabbit that hated each other. One day they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each 3 wishes. The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." And he got his wish. The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle helmet." And he got his wish. The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the U.S. and all the rest were female." And he got his wish. The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet." And he got his wish. The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish. Then It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay."
Near to the door he paused to stand as he took his class ring off her hand all who were watching did not speak as a silent tear ran down his cheek and through his mind the memories ran of the moments they walked and ran in the sand hand and hand but now her eyes were so terrible cold for he would never again have her to hold they watched in silence as he bent near and whispered the words.. "I LOVE YOU" in her ear he touched her face and started to cry as he put on his ring and wanted to die and just then the wind began to blow as they lowered her casket into the snow.... this is what happens to man alive..... when friends let friends.... drink and drive.
borntoplay9 posted a quote
February 21, 2007 6:55am EST
Teacher: So as the Bible tells us, Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Girl: I thought a whale's mouth waasn't big enough to swallow a person. Teacher: Well, maybe it wasn't a whale, but the Bible says it is. Girl: Im going to ask Jonah when i get to heaven. Teacher: Maybe Jonah went to hell. Girl: Then will you ask him for me?
« So this girl. This girl that is crying into her Pillows all the time. The girl that listens to The songs that remind her of him. So maybe This girl needs more than just a hug or maybe A pat on the back. Maybe she needs someone to Prove to her. That, somehow, deep down that « [[ Love doesn't suck ]] **IM me for awesomely awesome edits.**
i guess the winter makes you laugh a little <u> slower </u>, makes you talk a little lower about the things you couldn't show him, and it's been a long <i> december </i>, and there's reason to believe, maybe this year will be better than the last.