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Quotes added on Wednesday, February 21 2007

  1. duckgurl101 duckgurl101
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2007 4:15am EST
    The only people you need in your life are.. the people who prove they need you in theirs

  2. duckgurl101 duckgurl101
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2007 5:33am EST
    96% of teens wont stand up for god
    repost this if u r 1 of the 4% who will

  3. tears_on_rose_petals tears_on_rose_petals
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2007 6:32am EST
    *A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
    The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
    The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
    Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
    The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
    The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
    The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"

  4. tears_on_rose_petals tears_on_rose_petals
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2007 6:36am EST
    There once was a bear&& a rabbit that hated each other. One day they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each 3 wishes. The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." And he got his wish.
    The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle helmet." And he got his wish.
    The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the U.S. and all the rest were female." And he got his wish.
    The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet." And he got his wish.
    The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish.
    Then It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay."

  5. tears_on_rose_petals tears_on_rose_petals
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2007 6:36am EST
    He handed her a dozen roses 11 real ones + 1 fake one. He told her he would love her til the las rose died.

  6. tears_on_rose_petals tears_on_rose_petals
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2007 6:37am EST
    He handed her a dozen roses 11 real ones + 1 fake one. He told her he would love her til the las rose died.

  7. tears_on_rose_petals tears_on_rose_petals
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2007 6:37am EST
    Near to the door
    he paused to stand
    as he took his class ring
    off her hand
    all who were watching
    did not speak as a silent tear
    ran down his cheek
    and through his mind
    the memories ran
    of the moments they walked
    and ran in the sand hand and hand
    but now her eyes were so terrible cold
    for he would never again
    have her to hold
    they watched in silence
    as he bent near
    and whispered the words..
    "I LOVE YOU" in her ear
    he touched her face and started to cry
    as he put on his ring and wanted to die
    and just then the wind began to blow
    as they lowered her casket
    into the snow....
    this is what happens
    to man alive.....
    when friends let friends....
    drink and drive.

  8. borntoplay9 borntoplay9
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2007 6:47am EST
    When you love someone and you know he loves you back
    It kills because you never know when that love will end

  9. borntoplay9 borntoplay9
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2007 6:55am EST
    Teacher: So as the Bible tells us, Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
    Girl: I thought a whale's mouth waasn't big enough to swallow a person.
    Teacher: Well, maybe it wasn't a whale, but the Bible says it is.
    Girl: Im going to ask Jonah when i get to heaven.
    Teacher: Maybe Jonah went to hell.
    Girl: Then will you ask him for me?

  10. tears_on_rose_petals tears_on_rose_petals
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2007 7:13am EST
    As you left
    && walk out the door
    my life suddenly seemed...
    [[uncomplete]]
    add italics and underlines and hawt colors... or just mi me for cutee edits

  11. x3xDo0rsxDownx x3xDo0rsxDownx
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2007 7:42am EST
    So this girl. This girl that is crying into her
    Pillows all the time. The girl that listens to
    The songs that remind her of him. So maybe
    This girl needs more than just a hug or
    maybe A pat on the back. Maybe she
    needs someone to Prove to her. That,
    somehow, deep down that
    [[ Love doesn't suck ]]
    **IM me for awesomely awesome edits.**

  12. dance_iz_what_i_do dance_iz_what_i_do
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2007 7:53am EST
    Remember....when you're not practing, someone, somewhere is...and when you meet them, they will win.
    this is for any sport...dance and cheerleading included.
    :]

  13. the_quotes_S2 the_quotes_S2
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2007 8:27am EST
    She's a little upset, she won't vent to anyone.
    Her problems aren't important and no one is listening.
    She's crying inside; but hey, she's beautiful, right?

  14. the_quotes_S2 the_quotes_S2
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2007 8:28am EST
    You gotta take some chances
    You gotta risk it all
    You gotta close your eyes - jump
    Cause it might be worth the fall

  15. the_quotes_S2 the_quotes_S2
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2007 8:29am EST
    It hurts so bad
    but I can't get over you
    even if it's killing me
    but I think a part of me
    will always have you <33

  16. the_quotes_S2 the_quotes_S2
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2007 8:30am EST
    We had come to the same place we always did,
    a place I knew well. Just standing across the
    battle line, eye to eye, no further than where
    we had started. A draw.
    --Sarah Dessen

  17. the_quotes_S2 the_quotes_S2
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2007 8:31am EST
    he said "i'll love you forever"
    she smiled and said,
    "just warn me when forever starts to end."

  18. the_quotes_S2 the_quotes_S2
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2007 8:38am EST
    just because you deserve it doesn't mean they're going
    to give it to you. sometimes you have to take what's yours.
    __Coach Carter

  19. the_quotes_S2 the_quotes_S2
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2007 8:43am EST
    i guess the winter makes you
    laugh a little <u> slower </u>,
    makes you talk a little lower
    about the things you couldn't show him,
    and it's been a long <i> december </i>,
    and there's reason to believe,
    maybe this year will be better than the last.

  20. the_quotes_S2 the_quotes_S2
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2007 8:45am EST
    Just keep <u> smiling </u> boy,
    you're what keeps her <i> alive </i>.
    ♥ sorry i really didnt know where to put it.

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