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Quotes added on Monday, January 8 2007

  1. teamomuchoX0 teamomuchoX0
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2007 12:17pm EST
    SAVE a CHERRY.
    Pop your collar.

  2. teamomuchoX0 teamomuchoX0
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2007 12:18pm EST
    Here i go.
    scream my lungs out tryin to get to you.
    you are my only one.
    ->yellow card

  3. aeromlw19 aeromlw19
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2007 12:52pm EST
    Lorelai: Come on. We'll drink a couple beers, we'll sing painting songs!
    Luke: Painting songs?
    Lorelai: Yeah, painting songs like, um, you know, the song that goes:
    Grab your brush and grab your rollers, all you kids and all you bowlers - We're going paintin' today!
    Say yes or there's another verse!
    Luke: Well, I guess maybe if I had help.
    Taylor: Really? Oh my God! That's wonderful! Hurrah!
    Luke: Taylor, it's not for you, it's for me.
    Taylor: I can't wait to tell the rest of the committee, they're not going to believe this!
    Luke: I hate that he's pleased.
    Lorelai: Ahh, you'll drop a gum wrapper on the street in front of his store later.
    Luke: Yeah, good idea!
    Yep- that is why i am obsessed with Gilmore Girls!!!

  4. aeromlw19 aeromlw19
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2007 12:54pm EST
    Lorelai: (about the code to Emily's panic room) All right, give me the code, Mom, and I will keep it safe.
    Emily: Okay. Are you ready?
    Lorelai: Pen is poised.
    Emily: 1-1-1-1-1.
    Lorelai: Is that the code it came with?
    Emily: Well, I don't know how to change it. The men were supposed to show me, and now it's the code I'm stuck with! Did you write it down?
    Lorelai: Barring an aneurysm, I think I'll remember it.
    Emily: Well, factor in an aneurysm and write it down! This is important.
    Lorelai: Okay, I'm writing it down. 1-1-1-1-1.
    Emily: Don't say it out loud!
    Lorelai: Oh, um...."our football team is really great, we won, won, won, won, won!"
    Emily: Everything's a joke.
    gilmore girs is the best <3

  5. aeromlw19 aeromlw19
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2007 12:58pm EST
    Dean: Chicken or beef?
    Rory: What?
    Dean: Wait, beef. Of course, beef. I mean, the two of you are definitely beef. I mean, not like you resemble beef or anything.
    Rory and DEan forever!!

  6. aeromlw19 aeromlw19
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2007 1:01pm EST
    Lorelai: Oh, I can't stop drinking the coffee. I stop drinking coffee, I stop doing the standing and walking and the words putting-into-sentence doing.
    ---Gilmore Girls---
    Definitley the best show ever!!!
    gilmore=life

  7. xcessivedoodler xcessivedoodler
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2007 1:07pm EST
    A Phone call to "him"
    *ring*
    You: OH Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd
    *ring*
    You: Ehhh ahhh uhhh
    *ring*
    You: I can't do this. I can't do this
    *rin-
    Him: Hello?
    *click*
    Then you call him back
    Love is a funny game isnt it???

  8. xcessivedoodler xcessivedoodler
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2007 1:12pm EST
    theres only one time when you regret saying those three words to that one guy...when he says wait...huh...what??? rite after

  9. ilovethatboy92 ilovethatboy92
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2007 2:08pm EST
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  10. xxdemix17 xxdemix17
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2007 2:13pm EST
    by back aches my bra too tight my booty shakes from left to right. my hands up high my feet down low. thats the way we get it low.
    ^im for supaa cute edits<3

  11. laughx3livelove laughx3livelove
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2007 2:13pm EST
    me and my girls...
    can act like complete retards
    can take stupid pictures of ourselves with our phones
    can make fun of eachother
    and you'll still be jealous
    ...cuase thats just how we {roll}
    IM me at hayley8927 for the edits<3

  12. laughx3livelove laughx3livelove
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2007 2:17pm EST
    The Reason God Put spaces between your fingers was so...
    someone can fill them

  13. thatcraziegirl26 thatcraziegirl26
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2007 2:17pm EST
    Stand on toilet, get high on pot.

  14. thatcraziegirl26 thatcraziegirl26
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2007 2:18pm EST
    People can live one hundred years
    without really living a minute.

  15. laughx3livelove laughx3livelove
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2007 2:18pm EST
    Who ever knew that the person that means the world to you could be gone in just a blink

  16. thatcraziegirl26 thatcraziegirl26
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2007 2:18pm EST
    Girls Father is talking to girls boyfriend::::
    F: why do you like my daughter, how is she so different ?
    B: do you really want to know?
    F: yes of course
    B: well how much time do you have, you might have to clear your day...

  17. thatcraziegirl26 thatcraziegirl26
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2007 2:18pm EST
    I need a boy to give me a good hug and say
    "I'm sorry my gender sucks."

  18. 1800likesgeeks 1800likesgeeks
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2007 2:18pm EST
    I hate the feeling that you get when you're around that one special guy. The one that tells you not to do anything stupid but the whole time you know that you will, despite your efforts. And then to make it worse, you try your best, but he doesn't even care.

  19. laughx3livelove laughx3livelove
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2007 2:19pm EST
    so take my hand across the
    slippery ice - - - - i promise
    we'll make it. & if we don't
    we'll fall together <3

  20. laughx3livelove laughx3livelove
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2007 2:22pm EST
    Love is when...
    You stay up all night just thinking about him
    You'll waist a whole dream on him
    You'll pay 11$ just to go to the movies than stare at him
    Love is true

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