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Quotes added on Tuesday, December 5 2006

  1. Raven__Xx Raven__Xx
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2006 12:47am EST
    Hey Guys I Found Jesus.. He Was Behind The Couch The Whole Time..

  2. LChasfalleninLov LChasfalleninLov
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2006 6:13am EST
    some people have the MENORAH
    and some have a CHRISTMAS TREE
    me...i have the CHANUKKA BUSH
    that would be the tree with the candles on the top

  3. LChasfalleninLov LChasfalleninLov
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2006 6:16am EST
    You could have down syndrome
    you could have up syndrome
    me and my friends have the best though
    not only do we have elevator syndrome but we ALSO claim having 95*angle syndrome

  4. LChasfalleninLov LChasfalleninLov
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2006 6:20am EST
    me:i love little kids
    her:me too their sooo cute
    me:i wish i had one
    her:really?!!
    me:not forever just for like a hour...to play with

  5. dance_iz_what_i_do dance_iz_what_i_do
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2006 6:42am EST
    Taylor Swift
    Song: Our Song
    I was riding shotgun with my hair undone in the front seat of his car
    He's got a one-hand feel on the steering wheel
    The other on my heart
    I look around, turn the radio down
    He says baby is something wrong?
    I say nothing I was just thinking how we don't have a song
    And he says...
    [Chorus:]
    Our song is the slamming screen door,
    Sneakin' out late, tapping on your window
    When you're on the phone and you talk real slow
    Cause it's late and your mama don't know
    Our song is the way you laugh
    The first date "man, I didn't kiss her, but I should have"
    And when I got home ... before I said amen
    Asking God if he could play it again
    I was walking up the front porch steps after everything the day
    Had gone all wrong or been trampled on
    And lost and thrown away
    Got to the hallway, well on my way to my lovin' bed
    I almost didn't notice all the roses
    And the note that said...
    [Repeat Chorus]
    I've heart every album, listened to the radio
    Waited for something to come along
    That was as good as our song...
    Cause our song is the slamming screen door
    Sneaking out late, tapping on his window
    When we're on the phone and he talks real slow
    Cause it's late and his mama don't know
    Our song is the way he laughs
    The first date "man, I didn't kiss him, and I could have"
    And when I got home, before I said amen
    Asking God if he could play it again
    I was riding shotgun with my hair undone
    In the front seat of his car
    I grabbed a pen and an old napkin
    And I... wrote down our song

  6. ilovepeter ilovepeter
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2006 7:09am EST
    hello. Suicide hottline please hold.......|:

  7. ilovepeter ilovepeter
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2006 7:10am EST
    friends, what would you do without them???
    psh never mind!!

  8. princessx11x princessx11x
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2006 12:36pm EST
    crying over him :( call me to make me fell better (cell numbea hea)

  9. spizzaz4ever spizzaz4ever
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2006 12:46pm EST
    It's good to kknow your talkin about me... It lets me know your jealous.

  10. highjumpfreakkk46 highjumpfreakkk46
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2006 12:48pm EST
    i started laughing in the hallway
    i got in trouble
    i started laughing during math
    i got in trouble
    i started laughing during social studies
    i got in trouble
    i started laughing during ila
    i got in trouble
    i started laughing during music
    i got in trouble
    now what was i laughing at?
    something funny that happened 3 weeks earlier!!
    ^^my friends are my loves
    every laugh is worth more than anything
    who cares how much trouble we get in!?

  11. spizzaz4ever spizzaz4ever
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2006 12:50pm EST
    Guy: Hey, what you doin
    Girl: Nothin, do you want to chill?
    Guy: No I am callin to tell you I think it would be better if we went our seperate ways, you know?
    Girl: I understand
    {girl hangs up}
    Girl: He's just like every other guy,he only wants to know you if you cute and popular...

  12. blondsrqtz4e blondsrqtz4e
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2006 12:55pm EST
    can you for once send me a straight signal instead of mixed ones?
    thank you.
    ♥raerae

  13. JohnGottiLuva JohnGottiLuva
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2006 1:04pm EST
    Brooke: Hey what's your name?
    Haley: HALEY...
    Brooke: Yeah I don't like that name, let's call you Brooke...
    [Haley puts Brooke in the backseat]
    Peyton: Thanks... so where are you going now?
    Haley: I was gonna catch the last bus out.
    Peyton: It just left...
    Brooke: That's perfect! Brooke you can come with us!
    Haley: Yeah she named me Brooke...
    Brooke: Can she come? Please Peyton?
    Peyton: Fine, but don't touch the stereo or else we're gonna have a problem!
    Brooke: [singing and shaking her pom-poms] We're goin' on a road trip, we're goin' on a road trip...
    - One Tree Hill
    in case you don`t know, Brooke is
    high on pain killers in this scene

  14. nenavsbaseball33 nenavsbaseball33
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2006 1:50pm EST
    Pull out a chair for her, turn on the air for her
    And just cool out, cool out and listen to her

  15. nenavsbaseball33 nenavsbaseball33
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2006 1:51pm EST
    I know you want me for christmas single and crushing

  16. kattiie_x3 kattiie_x3
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2006 1:58pm EST
    my heart cant take no more lies
    my eyes are out of cries

  17. princessx11x princessx11x
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2006 2:01pm EST
    * * * *
    * i * *
    * love *
    * him*
    * *
    * *

  18. kattiie_x3 kattiie_x3
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2006 2:01pm EST
    BABii TAKE MY HAND AND LEAD ME T0 THE PLACE WHERE THA W0RDS i L0VE Y0U AND STAY WiTH ME MEAN S0METHING <3

  19. kattiie_x3 kattiie_x3
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2006 2:05pm EST
    && i REALiZE THAT THE THREE SWEETEST W0RDS EVER SAiD T0 ME DiDNT MEAN A SiNGLE THiNG

  20. JohnGottiLuva JohnGottiLuva
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2006 2:17pm EST
    Vito I wanna get leaning leaning tower of pizza and I'll be happy
    Bam: The Leaning Tower of what?
    Vito: Pizza
    Bam: Spell It
    Vito: P-I-Z-Z-A. Pizza. It's like a spelling bee you know. Pizza.
    Bam: Vito the whole world is laughing at you right now
    Vito: No they're not Bam. That's how you spell pizza. P-I-Z-Z-A.
    Bam: Yeah, that's how you spell "pizza" it's not The Leaning Tower of pizza, jackass!
    Vito: That's where it came from, Bam, Italy. You don't know nothing abou Italy.
    - Viva La Bam

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