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Quotes added on Monday, December 4 2006

  1. Raven__Xx Raven__Xx
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2006 12:01am EST
    &&[T]onight I Know I'll M.i.s.s You [&&] Tomorrow Will Be The Same

  2. babybeautiful babybeautiful
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2006 9:34am EST
    &heart; CAMPBELLS Tomato Soup PoSSiBiLLiTiES mmm mmm good!! ♥

  3. XxNeverxxAgainxX XxNeverxxAgainxX
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2006 10:30am EST
    ((shedropsthefakesmile))
    As a |t|e|a|r| falls down her cheeks
    and she whispers to herself..
    i.cant.do.this.anymore

  4. XxNeverxxAgainxX XxNeverxxAgainxX
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2006 10:37am EST
    Theres a |r|a|i|n| that will never stop F.a.l.l.i.n.
    There a ((wall)) that I tried to take down
    What I shoulda said just wouldnt [(pass]) my lips
    So I held back and now we've come to this
    And it {too} late now

  5. xoreebzox xoreebzox
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2006 11:20am EST
    Chanukkah is almost here
    && everyone keeps asking
    me what i want. truth is
    i don't want anything or
    anyone but you... x3
    for all jewish people
    because there are no quotes for our holidays

  6. xoreebzox xoreebzox
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2006 11:21am EST
    Im jewish...
    So what though...
    IM THE COOLEST JEW YOU'LL
    EVER MEET =]
    i say it all the time

  7. xoreebzox xoreebzox
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2006 11:22am EST
    those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it
    - i forgot who said it, i learned it in judaica

  8. xoreebzox xoreebzox
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2006 11:27am EST
    So yeah, hannukah is on the way, && our holiday may b a little different for instance no kissing under no mistle toe, no santa clause, no sleepin && waking up bright and early to see a gazillion presents, no christmas tree, no decorating much, we dont get as much as you people do. but we do have thinks that u will never have <3
    chanukkah hanukkah hanukah hanukka chanukka
    however u wanna spell it.....

  9. xoreebzox xoreebzox
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2006 11:31am EST
    Put on your yamulke
    It's time for Chanukah
    Once again it's onaka
    The miracle of Chanukah
    Chanukah is the Festival of Lights
    One day of presents?
    Hell, no, we get Eight Crazy Nights
    But if you fell like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
    I guess my first two songs didn't do it for you
    So here comes number three
    Ross and Pheobe from friends say the Chanukah blessing
    So does Lenny's pall Squiggy and Will and Grace's Debra Messing
    Melissa Gilbert and Michael London never mix meat with dairy
    Maybe they shoulda called that show Little Kosher House on the Prairie?
    We;ve got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller and Jack Black
    Tom Arnold converted to Judaism but you guys can have him back
    We may not get to kiss underneath the mistletoe
    But we can do it all night long with Deuce Bigelow
    I'm Jewish
    Put on your yamulke, here comes Chanukah
    The guy in Willie Nelson's band who plays harmoniaca
    Celebrates Chanukah
    Osama Bin Laden
    Not a big fan of the Jews
    Well maybe that 's because he lost a figure-skating match to gold medalist Sarah Hughes-Her mama's Jewish
    Houdini and David Blaine escape strait jackets with such precision
    But the one thing they could not get out of-their painful circumcision
    Gwyneth Paltrow's half-Jewish but a full-time Oscar winner
    Jennifer Connely's half Jewish, too, and I'd like to put some more in her
    There's Lou Reed, Perry Farrel, Beck and Paula Abdul
    Joey Ramone invented punk rock music, but first came Hebrew school
    Hey, Natalie Portmanika?
    It's time to celebrate Chanukah?
    I hope you get an abtronika
    On this joyful, toyful Chanukah
    So get a high colonika
    And soil your long Johnikas
    If you really, really wannaka?
    Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy,...
    Happy Chanukah!
    ADAM SANDLER <3
    yeah im jewish but i still find it funny =]

  10. blondsrqtz4e blondsrqtz4e
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2006 12:26pm EST
    love me or hate me that is the question
    love me or hate me still an obsesion
    if you love me then..thank you!
    but if you hate me then fu*k you

  11. mybabiissexii mybabiissexii
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2006 12:35pm EST
    im the type of girl that will birst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday

  12. mybabiissexii mybabiissexii
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2006 12:37pm EST
    did you just call me a b**ch...?
    well a b**ch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are a part of nature, and nature is beautiful.. so thanx for the compliment

  13. mybabiissexii mybabiissexii
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2006 12:39pm EST
    you cant be old and wise if you were never young and crazy

  14. mybabiissexii mybabiissexii
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2006 12:40pm EST
    i tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes got in my way

  15. mybabiissexii mybabiissexii
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2006 12:47pm EST
    take a chance, cause you never know
    how [perfect] something can be
    editzzz
    make chance bold

  16. mybabiissexii mybabiissexii
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2006 1:04pm EST
    so there's this boy.
    && the way he laughs amkes me smile
    && the way he talks gives me butterflies
    && just everything about him makes me happy

  17. mybabiissexii mybabiissexii
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2006 1:07pm EST
    when people dont laugh at our jokes, i dont think of it as a "you had to be there" thing but more like a "you have to be mentally retarded like us" thing

  18. mybabiissexii mybabiissexii
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2006 1:11pm EST
    cracks in the concrete are just reminders that you fall apart no matter how strong you are.

  19. im_so_rad00 im_so_rad00
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2006 1:13pm EST
    Thanks for all the
    quick glances
    second chances
    slow dances
    wasted romances.

  20. mybabiissexii mybabiissexii
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2006 1:24pm EST
    im nowhere near perfect.
    i eat when im bored.
    i fall for boys & believe lies too easily
    im hoping that one dayi dont need a fake smile
    && make up stories to get someone to like me
    i live by quotes that explain exactly what im going through
    && make up excuses for everything.
    i have my best friends && my enemies;
    drama && memories
    im just your average teenager

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