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Quotes added on Friday, September 8 2006

  1. LazyKay123 LazyKay123
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2006 12:34pm UTC
    KEEPiNiTG"NGST"..©©
    W H I T E G I R L S T Y L E
    edits just IM me
    Peace out girl scouts

  2. LazyKay123 LazyKay123
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2006 12:36pm UTC
    Ring the alarm
    I been through this too long
    But I'll be damned if I see another chick on your arm
    RING THE ALARM

  3. LazyKay123 LazyKay123
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2006 12:37pm UTC
    ibruiseeasily
    so be gentle when you handle me©
    IDIDNTKNOWWHERE2PUTIT

  4. beachx3x3babbi beachx3x3babbi
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2006 12:37pm UTC
    hey(name here)you droped something.
    What?
    Your face!!!

  5. LazyKay123 LazyKay123
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2006 12:38pm UTC
    T-mobile Is Jealous©
    because my SIDEKiiCKS are BETTER
    emi, kaylin, lexi , lydia , Nicole, Alex, Rhiannon , anna , Taylor, jerry springer, ashley R , tatro , Destiney , Meg , Kelly, Amelia , Sara , Kelsey C , Jessica , Ashley P, Julie, Tara , viv , ericka , naomi , haylee , bridgette, Kayla 0 , Alyssa L , Karly , Kennedy , Tory and Kelsey
    THOSE MY GIRLS RUGHT DERR PUT URS INSTEAD OF MINE

  6. LazyKay123 LazyKay123
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2006 12:39pm UTC
    This boy and girl were driving and the boy said
    is everthing okay you’ve been really quiet
    And the girl replied can you pull over for a sec??
    So he pulled over and she said We’ve been dating a
    while...
    I think we should see other people
    The boy’s eyes start to tear and he hands her a note
    Just then the car was hit by a drunk driver
    The girl came out with barely a scratch but the boy...
    Doesn’t make it
    Remembering the note she takes it out and reads
    Without your love I die <3

  7. LazyKay123 LazyKay123
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2006 12:41pm UTC
    *The Poopie List*
    GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
    CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
    WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
    SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
    POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
    LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
    GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
    DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
    CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.
    GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
    SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
    WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
    THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
    THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

  8. MikeyisHot67 MikeyisHot67
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2006 1:42pm UTC
    [Troy:]
    Ya never know what you're gonna feel, oh
    Ya never see it comin' suddenly it's real
    [Gabriella:]
    Oh, never even crossed my mind, no
    That I would ever end up here tonight
    [Both:]
    All things change
    When you don't expect them to
    No one knows
    What the future's gonna do
    I never even noticed
    That you've been there all along
    [Chorus]
    [Troy & Gabriella:]
    I can't take my eyes off of you
    I know you feel the same way too, yeah
    I can't take my eyes off of you
    All it took . . . Was one look
    For a dream come true
    [Ryan:]
    Yeah, we got a good thing goin' on
    [Sharpay:]
    Oh, right here is right where we belong
    [Both:]
    You never really know what you might find
    Now all I see is you and I
    You're everything I never knew
    That I've been looking for
    [Chorus]
    [Ryan & Sharpay]
    [All:]
    Can't take my eyes off of you
    Oh, oh, oh yeah
    So let the music play
    Can't take my eyes off of you
    Yeah, the feeling's getting' stronger
    And I never ever felt this way
    Alright, I see everything
    In your eyes. . . Oh yeah
    Alright, something's happening
    Cause everyone's around but
    You're the only one I see
    [Chorus]
    I can't take my eyes off of you
    Feelings like I never knew
    I can't take my eyes off of you
    From the start. . . Got my heart
    Yeah, you do
    Can't take my eyes off you
    IM ME FOR EDITZ OR TALKS!
    MUAHZZZZZZZZ!!~~
    xokatielynn67xo

  9. Marissa_Rishel Marissa_Rishel
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2006 1:47pm UTC
    if u knew i luved u, wood u stay around, if i gave u my heart, wood u take it n don't break it? wood u be there wen i need you tha most? wood u b there to b my bakbone wen i need it!!
    baby, i luv you more than nething!! n i hope u kno this is bout u!! n my world wood fall apart if u left me...to be on my own!! <3

  10. Marissa_Rishel Marissa_Rishel
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2006 1:57pm UTC
    When I first saw you I already knew
    There was something inside of you
    Something I thought that I would never find
    Angel of mine
    I look at you, lookin' at me
    Now I know why they say the best things are free
    I'm gonna love you boy you are so fine
    Angel of Mine
    How you changed my world you'll never know
    I'm different now, you helped me grow
    You came into my life sent from above
    When I lost all hope you showed me love
    I'm checkin' for ya boy you're right on time
    Angel of Mine
    Nothing means more to me than what we share
    No one in this whole world can ever compare
    Last night the way you moved is still on my mind
    Angel of Mine
    What you mean to me you'll never know
    Deep inside I need to show
    You came into my life sent from above (Sent from above)
    When I lost all hope, you showed me love (Boy you showed me love)
    I'm checkin' for ya, boy you're right on time (Right on Time)
    Angel of Mine (Angel of mine)
    I never knew I could feel each moment
    As if it were new,
    Every breath that I take, the love that we make
    I only share it with you (you, you, you,you)
    When I first saw you I already knew
    There was something inside of you
    Something I thought that I would never find
    Angel of Mine
    You came into my life sent from above (Came into my life, yeah yeah yeah)
    When I lost all hope you showed me love (Boy You showed me love, uh huh)
    I'm checkin' for ya, boy you're right on time (But boy your right on time)
    Angel of Mine (Angel of mine, oh mine)
    How you changed my world you'll never know
    I'm different now, you helped me grow
    I look at you lookin' at me
    Now I know why they say the best things are free
    I'm checkin' for ya, boy you're right on time
    Angel of Mine
    monica
    angel of mine

  11. MikeyisHot67 MikeyisHot67
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2006 2:24pm UTC
    You have earned (1) Tard Award
    http://www.%n.isRetarded.com

  12. livelaughlovex3 livelaughlovex3
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2006 3:14pm UTC
    take love serouisly and all will go well

  13. MikeyisHot67 MikeyisHot67
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2006 3:41pm UTC
    R.I.P.
    STEVE IRWIN!
    YOU WILL ALWAYS BE THE ONE FOR US!!
    CRKIEY

  14. kaitieluvsyoubabe kaitieluvsyoubabe
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2006 4:30pm UTC
    Everybody has always said that they want that guy to be there to pick them up when they fall; but baby when I fall, I want you to fall right down with me<3

  15. kaitieluvsyoubabe kaitieluvsyoubabe
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2006 4:33pm UTC
    Funny how everybody's looking for love; love is just a serial killer and we're all just innocent victims.

  16. kaitieluvsyoubabe kaitieluvsyoubabe
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2006 4:36pm UTC
    Ever wonder why cupid shoots people with arrows when they fall in love? Well, the reason is because love hurts.</3

  17. kaitieluvsyoubabe kaitieluvsyoubabe
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2006 4:46pm UTC
    How can you just walk on by without one tear in your eye?
    Don't you have the slightest feelings left for me?
    Maybe that's just your way of dealing with the pain;
    Forgetting everything between our rise and fall.
    Like we never loved at all...

  18. XoCutePieOx102889 XoCutePieOx102889
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2006 6:13pm UTC
    There`s a point in life, when you get
    tired of chasing everyone&&tryin to
    fix everything; but its not giving up
    it's realizing that you don`t need '
    'certain people && the drama that *'
    they bring<3

  19. XoCutePieOx102889 XoCutePieOx102889
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2006 6:13pm UTC
    GOOD GiRLS
    [break all the rules]
    -abercrombie

  20. XoCutePieOx102889 XoCutePieOx102889
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2006 6:13pm UTC
    And you know it's officially
    SUMMER
    When you forget what day it is.

:)

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