I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
She called me to get my number
She spent 20 min staring at the orang juice box because it said
"concentrate"
She put lipstick on her forhead because she wanted to make up her mind
She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it
She tried to drown a fish
She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
She tripped over a cordless phone
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
She asked for a price check at the dollar store
She studied for her blood test
She thought meow mix was a cd for her cats
When she heard that 90% of crimes occur around home she moved
When she missed the 44 bus she took the 22 bus twice
When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said -" Airport left" she turned around and went home