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Quotes added on Thursday, July 27 2006

  1. x_Angel_x x_Angel_x
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2006 12:00am EDT
    Homework Excuses:
    My dad sat on my laptop
    Can you define ''homework?''
    I plead the 5th
    Our furance stopped working, and we had to burn it so wouldn't freeze
    Here it is. I wrote it in invisible ink
    It was so perfect that i'm having it framed
    I dropped it in the street, and a car parked on it.
    I was afraid i'd lose it, so i mailed it to you
    I had an excuse, but i forgot it
    My locker jammed, so i couldn't get my homework out
    There weren't any commercials during the TV show i was watching
    Homework? I was suppose to bring it back to school? I thought i was suppose to stay home
    My brother grabbed my homework by mistake
    I'm translating it from Klington
    My parents couldn't finish it, so they took it to work to get some help
    I was kidnapped by aliens who kept it for further study. They gave me an ''A''
    I gave it to charity. There are kids who are less fortunate than me.
    I didn't do it because i didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.
    -I got away on one of them (LOL)

  2. x_Angel_x x_Angel_x
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2006 12:01am EDT
    I love b0ys,
    There stupid!
    -Gawsh! That was like from my top!

  3. x_Angel_x x_Angel_x
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2006 12:07am EDT
    *~+ F R I E N D S +~*

  4. xbabygurl4u2NV xbabygurl4u2NV
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2006 3:09am EDT
    One day we are all going to fall in love. We are going to find a guy that makes us weak in the knees & gives us butterflies in our stomachs. Who loves us for our imperfections & little things that make us unique & wouldn't trade us for the world. One day we will get over high school drama. We will realize the important things in life are our friends & family & that the two go hand in hand. We will realize how amazing everyone is & how we could never live without them. One day we will grow up. We will have responsibilities, children, mortgages, car payments, & jobs. We will carry baggage ; not only briefcases but emotional as well. But until then lets live life to its fullest, be kids, make mistakes, laugh too long & too often, (make out too long & too often), enjoy friends & just live fabulously.

  5. tropicalgirl555 tropicalgirl555
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2006 5:30am EDT
    Bounce wit it, drop wit it
    Lean wit it, rock wit it
    Snap wit it
    All my ladies pop yo backs wit it
    Do it do it do it do it
    U know the world be rockin to it to it
    So do it do it do it to it
    Bounce Wit It Drop wit it
    Lean wit it, rock wit it
    Snap wit it
    All my fellas tip yo hats wit it
    Do it do it do it do it
    You kno da world b rockin to it to it
    So do it do it do it to it

  6. tropicalgirl555 tropicalgirl555
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2006 5:31am EDT
    Ur the Peanut to my Butter
    Ur the Star to my Burst
    Ur the M to my M's
    Ur the pop to my Tart
    Ur the Milky to my Way
    Ur the Fruit to my Loop
    Ur the Milk to my Duds
    Ur the Cocoa to my Puffs
    Ur the ice to my Cream

  7. tropicalgirl555 tropicalgirl555
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2006 5:31am EDT
    DUDE.
    I panicked before
    You were even at the disco
    im me 4 edits

  8. tropicalgirl555 tropicalgirl555
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2006 5:32am EDT
    I can relate to a penguin.....they don't like to be poked...
    neither do I.......so go ahead...poke me
    [I triple dog d a r e you to]
    im me for edits

  9. JohnnyDepp_x3 JohnnyDepp_x3
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2006 7:55am EDT
    YES, i NOE THAT
    i`m stupid, have some of the st moments`
    alive, trip and fall all the time, talk way too much,
    have alot of random thoughts, and never 'quite
    sure what is going on. the only thing i care bout'
    right now is you and how you make me feel. &
    honestly` - i could live like that for the rest of my
    ©©© >> life << ©©©

  10. RightAtHeart RightAtHeart
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2006 8:56am EDT
    Far Away by Nickelback
    This time, This place
    Misused, Mistakes
    Too long, Too late
    Who was I to make you wait
    Just one chance
    Just one breath
    Just in case there's just one left
    'Cause you know, you know, you know
    [CHORUS]
    I love you
    I've loved you all along
    And I missed you
    far away for far too long
    I keep dreaming you'll be with me
    and you'll never go
    Stop breathing if
    I don't see you anymore
    On my knees, I'll ask
    Last chance for one last dance
    Cause with you, I'd withstand
    All of hell to hold your hand
    I'd give it all
    I'd give for us
    Give anything but I won't give up
    Cause you know, you know, you know
    [CHORUS]
    So far away
    (So far away)
    far away for far too long
    So far away
    (So far away)
    For far away for far too long
    But you know, you know, you know
    I wanted
    I wanted you to stay
    Cause I needed
    I need to hear you say
    That I love you
    (I love you)
    I have loved you all along
    And I forgive you
    (and I forgive you)
    For being away for far too long
    So keep breathing
    Cause I'm not leaving you anymore
    Believe it
    Hold on to me never let me go
    Keep breathing
    Cause I'm not leaving you anymore
    Believe it
    Hold on to me never let me go
    (Keep breathing)
    Hold on to me never let me go
    (Keep breathing)
    Hold on to me never let me go

  11. RightAtHeart RightAtHeart
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2006 9:02am EDT
    i thought he cared
    enough
    to realize
    i said
    G o o d b y e
    edits:
    thought= italicized
    realize= underline
    G o o d b y e= dark gray
    every other word is a lighter gray
    background is black

  12. RightAtHeart RightAtHeart
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2006 9:14am EDT
    then the phone rang &&
    my heart skipped
    thinking it was him.
    it was for my sister...
    edits:
    then= bold
    heart= light pink
    him= red italics
    it was for my sister= in dark gray
    1st paragraph text in georgia
    last line text in courier new

  13. FaillingxoxLove FaillingxoxLove
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2006 9:16am EDT
    Doing Stupid Homework ....
    Call me to distract me!!
    (( number here ))

  14. FaillingxoxLove FaillingxoxLove
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2006 9:18am EDT
    you broke up with men today because you didn't want a girlfriend
    a week later...
    your going out with one of my good friends...
    what the hell is that??

  15. RightAtHeart RightAtHeart
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2006 9:19am EDT
    it may seem should
    still call that place her home,
    where,marvellous
    that this woman
    and where only,
    she must needs be the type of shame.
    ~the scarlet letter by nathaniel hawthorne

  16. FaillingxoxLove FaillingxoxLove
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2006 9:19am EDT
    after we broke up i just wanted to be friends
    im sorry it had to end
    things just werent working out
    im sorry it had to end like this
    i didnt mean for it to go down liek that

  17. RightAtHeart RightAtHeart
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2006 9:23am EDT
    but there is a fatality,
    a feeling
    so irresistible and inevitable
    that it has the force of doom,
    which almost invariably
    compels human beings to linger and haunt,
    ghost-like,
    the spot where some great and marked event
    has given the color to their lifetime:
    and still the more irresistibly,
    the darker the tinfe that saddens it.
    ~The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne

  18. RightAtHeart RightAtHeart
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2006 9:25am EDT
    The chain that bound her here
    was of iron links,
    and galling to her inmost soul,
    but could never be broken.
    ~The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne

  19. FaillingxoxLove FaillingxoxLove
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2006 9:27am EDT
    Just Friends
    i really want to tell you how i feel
    but right now im just trying to heel
    seeing you with a new girl is hard for me
    because deep inside i want you to finally see
    that ive always liked you
    but now i realized i dont just like you
    i love you and ive always wanted me and you to be one
    but then i can tell
    all you want to be is...
    "friends"

  20. FaillingxoxLove FaillingxoxLove
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2006 9:28am EDT
    people always say "the best things in life are free"
    ummm well for me thats B.S.

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