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Quotes added on Thursday, February 2 2006

  1. Meggles2929 Meggles2929
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2006 3:58am UTC
    an apple a day keeps the doctor away....but if the doctor is cute SCREW THE FRUIT!!!
    haha*

  2. xxdarkangelxx xxdarkangelxx
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2006 8:15am UTC
    We get 2gether.... i almost but didnt cheat on u cuz u loved me so much and i love u sooooo much... u hear a rumor that i cheated and was writtin love letters 2 some1 else.......so u break up w/ me and i feel like i can breath agin but then i hear that u only broke up w/ me cuz i cheated and i never did cheat on u and if u give me another chance u will c that i never will! and i just wanted 2 kno if u would give me another chance 2 get 2 b w/ u cuz ur the 1 that makes me happi!

  3. TashieBabiex3 TashieBabiex3
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2006 12:24pm UTC
    Have you ever wondered about these things...?
    Can you cry underwater?
    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
    Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
    Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
    What disease did cured ham actually have?
    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
    Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
    Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
    Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural
    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
    ?
    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
    If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
    If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

  4. TashieBabiex3 TashieBabiex3
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2006 12:25pm UTC
    So talk down to me again
    remind me of how pathetic I
    am &&* how perfect you are

  5. TashieBabiex3 TashieBabiex3
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2006 12:25pm UTC
    No matter how much time
    goes by, you'll never forget the
    first time he looked at you &&* how
    you fell in love with his eyes

  6. TashieBabiex3 TashieBabiex3
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2006 12:27pm UTC
    I hate going to bed.
    that`s the time
    when i can`t get you
    out of my head

  7. lil_lady_danca lil_lady_danca
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2006 12:29pm UTC
    &&i tricked myself again
    thinkin you were my best friend
    Turns out im in l-o-v-e
    with a friend who doesn't love back

  8. TashieBabiex3 TashieBabiex3
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2006 12:29pm UTC
    Girl: I like him
    Friend: You do, really?
    Girl: Yeah
    Friend: Why?
    Girl: Are you serious? Have you seen him smile?
    Friend: You should tell him, he likes you too
    Girl: He does? How do you know?
    HIM: Because I know your friend's password
    "♥"

  9. TashieBabiex3 TashieBabiex3
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2006 12:31pm UTC
    He's the kinda guy
    that makes you love your name
    just because of the way he says it<3

  10. lil_lady_danca lil_lady_danca
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2006 12:32pm UTC
    I'm not perfect, is that a big deal?
    So i dont have flowing blonde hair, and blue eyes.
    But i am me & thats it.
    I dont have "the body" or the perfect personality,
    but who cares?
    Im not "wicked hott" & im not perfect,
    I am me, & thats all, all i will ever be.
    'Cuz if you not appreciatin
    Then ill just be sayin
    I'm not changing
    Not for some stupid boy

  11. TashieBabiex3 TashieBabiex3
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2006 12:32pm UTC
    Just when you least expect it, you start thinking about how he makes you laugh, and how you feel when your around him. You realize that after all this time, you care about him a lot more than you thought.

  12. lil_lady_danca lil_lady_danca
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2006 12:33pm UTC
    That Day:
    Look inside my heart one day
    & you will see the fray.
    The frayed edges you left that day,
    That day you broke my heart

  13. TashieBabiex3 TashieBabiex3
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2006 12:33pm UTC
    Sometimes i look at you and
    You seem to be looking back at me
    But sometimes you look away
    Like you're afraid of what might happen
    If you stare for just a second longer ..</3

  14. lil_lady_danca lil_lady_danca
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2006 12:33pm UTC
    My friends all say im pretty,
    as pretty as can be.
    But are they truly speaking, or lying right to me?

  15. lil_lady_danca lil_lady_danca
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2006 12:35pm UTC
    Mist floats through my heart.
    SHould i or shouldn't i forgive?
    Forgive him for changing into a different person,
    that none of his friends have ever met.
    Yet, she used to know this person well,
    & he was close to her heart.
    But now hes just a haze
    Floating through MY heart.

  16. TashieBabiex3 TashieBabiex3
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2006 12:35pm UTC
    &&She takes the long way to class, just so she will get a passing glance from...
    ¢¾h.i.m.¢¾

  17. lil_lady_danca lil_lady_danca
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2006 12:35pm UTC
    The sun is rising,
    on my heart.
    The love is shinning through.
    My friends are here to help me,
    & love me 'till the end is through.

  18. TashieBabiex3 TashieBabiex3
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2006 12:36pm UTC
    Men are like a deck of cards;
    you'll find the occasional king
    but most are jacks.
    Exactamoondo¢¾

  19. lil_lady_danca lil_lady_danca
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2006 12:36pm UTC
    Moonlight fills the sky.
    When dusk cleares the air.
    I feel the light beat down on me,
    Through the many layers of stars & sky
    Its a maricle it would bother with a silly girl like me.

  20. TashieBabiex3 TashieBabiex3
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2006 12:38pm UTC
    Even though you think at this very moment
    he couldn't possibly be thinking of you..
    he probably is. ¢¾

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