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Quotes added on Sunday, January 22 2006

  1. XoLoveDaGameoX XoLoveDaGameoX
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2006 5:45am EST
    Now I know you're not my fairytale
    && dreams are ment for sleeping < ll 3
    Editsz--> italics-not
    bold-dreams, &&
    crossout-sleeping

  2. XoLoveDaGameoX XoLoveDaGameoX
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2006 5:45am EST
    Now I know you're not my fairytale
    && dreams are ment for sleeping < ll 3
    Editsz--> italics-not
    bold-dreams, &&
    crossout-sleeping

  3. holdupNegg holdupNegg
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2006 7:32am EST
    Hey.. lilcaramel6613 here.. I HAVE TWO NEW SCREENNAMES!!
    --allyours66squid@aol.com
    --nevaENDINGmemory
    im me to talk..

  4. STRAWBERRY603 STRAWBERRY603
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2006 7:44am EST
    It`s too cool to fake romances && grow up fast..
    Put Fake in Fixedsys and the rest in arial size 8

  5. LVequalsL0VEx0x87 LVequalsL0VEx0x87
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2006 7:44am EST
    SomEtimEs YooH JuSt G0tTa
    BeliEve iN yOuRsElf
    WhEn N0 0one ElsE wiLL ♥

  6. STRAWBERRY603 STRAWBERRY603
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2006 7:45am EST
    R && Lately I've been trying a way
    home..
    Put the R in Webdings

  7. STRAWBERRY603 STRAWBERRY603
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2006 7:46am EST
    d d d d d
    You put the color in my black && white world
    Put the d's in CommonBullets
    Then the D's are a rainbow
    The first in Red
    The Second Orange
    THe Third yellow
    The Fourth blue
    The Fifth green

  8. STRAWBERRY603 STRAWBERRY603
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2006 7:47am EST
    4;<78
    Just Push Play
    Put the 4;<78 in webdings and make the 4 light green

  9. LVequalsL0VEx0x87 LVequalsL0VEx0x87
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2006 7:48am EST
    LOVE (luv)-- That stupid feeling in your stomach when he walks by whether he notices you or not...

  10. LVequalsL0VEx0x87 LVequalsL0VEx0x87
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2006 7:50am EST
    These Girls Are With Me
    Through Thick && Through Thin
    Thanks For Everything Girls
    *((names*go*here*))*

  11. LVequalsL0VEx0x87 LVequalsL0VEx0x87
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2006 7:52am EST
    Roses Are Red,
    Violets Are Blue...
    And so was I,
    Before I met You<3

  12. LVequalsL0VEx0x87 LVequalsL0VEx0x87
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2006 8:14am EST
    keep quiet,
    nothing comes as easy as you.
    CAN I LAY IN YOUR BED ALL DAY?
    i'll be your best kept secret,
    AND YOUR BIGGEST MISTAKE
    fob<3

  13. Lil_x3_L0VE Lil_x3_L0VE
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2006 8:14am EST
    Be Back Later...¤*´¨)
    .·´ ¸.·*¨) ¸.·*¨)
    (¸.·´ (¸.*´ ¸.·´
    `·-*¤ Call

  14. xbabygurl4u2NV xbabygurl4u2NV
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2006 8:34am EST
    A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.
    WOW, the social worker exclaims, are they ALL YOURS?
    Yep they are all mine, the flustered momma sighs, having heard that
    question a thousand times before. She says, Sit down Leroy. All the
    children rush to find seats.
    Well, says the social worker, then you must be here to sign up. I'll
    need all your children's names.
    This one's my oldest - he is Leroy.
    OK, and who's next?
    Well, this one he is Leroy, also. The social worker raises an eyebrow but
    continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named
    Leroy.
    Then she is introduced to the ! eldest girl, named Leighroy!
    All right, says the caseworker. I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL
    named Leroy?
    Their Momma replied, well, yes-it makes it easier. When it is time to get
    them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An when it's time
    for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy' and they all comes a runnin. An if I need
    to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and
    all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin them all Leroy.
    The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead
    and says tentatively, But what if you want just ONE kid to come, and not
    the whole bunch?
    I call them by their last names!!

  15. xbabygurl4u2NV xbabygurl4u2NV
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2006 8:36am EST
    Have you ever wondered about these things?
    Can you cry under water?
    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
    Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
    Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
    What disease did cured ham actually have?
    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
    Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
    Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
    Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural
    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
    ?
    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
    If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
    Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
    If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

  16. kEeP_It_hOt kEeP_It_hOt
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2006 9:35am EST
    don't mind me, you just broke my heart when you promised me you wouldn't, you are just making me cry when you were the one who said that you would wipe my tears, and you are loving someone new when you said you would love me forever.

  17. kEeP_It_hOt kEeP_It_hOt
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2006 9:37am EST
    No, I'm not crying just because you broke my heart, but because of the millions of broken promises and lies you told me.

  18. lorenkasey lorenkasey
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2006 9:41am EST
    * Everyday I watch you,
    I watch you lover her
    If you only knew how much it breaks my heart,
    There is no cure
    I know that you dont love me the way that I love you,
    But without you baby I dont know what I would do
    Maybe I should give up and move on with my life,
    But I know if I did that nothing would be right
    All I want is for you to be happy,
    Even though I'm sad
    And I want you to know that I will always love you,
    But your love I wish I had * </3

  19. kEeP_It_hOt kEeP_It_hOt
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2006 9:41am EST
    Love is sitting on the phone, not talking to each other, but just the fact that you can hear the other person breathing makes everything okay.

  20. kEeP_It_hOt kEeP_It_hOt
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2006 9:43am EST
    It hurts when you guys planned your guys' future out together so perfectly but now you know he is planning his future with someone else.

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