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Quotes added on Saturday, July 9 2005

  1. Lizzybean05 Lizzybean05
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2005 3:46am EDT
    Ure so fat that when you walked into a shop and asked if
    you could look round, the shopkeeper replied "you already look round to me!"
    no offense to fat people :D

  2. Lizzybean05 Lizzybean05
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2005 3:56am EDT
    Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud
    Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles
    Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michael Jackson.

  3. YourOneandOnly14 YourOneandOnly14
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2005 5:54am EDT
    Love is a mystery, so go explore and find your true love. . .

  4. xosassyox xosassyox
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2005 6:27am EDT
    NoW ThAt I UnDeRStAnD ThIs RiGhT
    LeT Me TaKe It To ThE MikE
    ThIs ReVoLuTiOn
    HaS JuSt
    BeGuN
    Evolution Revolution Love

  5. bruneTTbabe45 bruneTTbabe45
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2005 6:33am EDT
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    g and hopeing your going to be the one to catch me

  6. xox_Rhiannon255 xox_Rhiannon255
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2005 6:34am EDT
    i hate it h0w there are 0nly threE ch0icEs..
    l0vEr`sz *
    friEnd`sz *
    ...or EnEmiE`sz *

  7. bruneTTbabe45 bruneTTbabe45
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2005 6:38am EDT
    flip flops*tank tops
    short skirts*belly shirts
    lemonade*in the shade
    havin fun in the pool
    yippy theres nomore skool
    lemonade=yellow
    pool=blue
    make the stars bold

  8. chickiebabe2011 chickiebabe2011
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2005 7:01am EDT
    Men, you can't live with em...
    You can't....- nope thats bout it!
    - Miss Congeniality 2

  9. xx_melx47 xx_melx47
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2005 7:05am EDT
    fashixcazil my fonenazil <3
    and make it ringadingadizel
    lines up in comic sans size 8
    100 p3rsent% or!ginal.. <3

  10. redhead08 redhead08
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2005 7:47am EDT
    i told him i was afraid of f a l l i n g
    And he whisperd "I have wings"
    bold whisper and italic wings

  11. lilcrazyangel125830 lilcrazyangel125830
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2005 7:50am EDT
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  12. thatsz_hott_x3 thatsz_hott_x3
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2005 7:57am EDT
    my dream is to to hear rocks at my window and
    see you standing there in the pouring rain <3

  13. livi_star06 livi_star06
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2005 8:05am EDT
    -----*-----
    ----**-----
    ---****----TWo TeaR DRoPZ WeRe FLoaTiNG DoWN a RiVeR .
    ---****----THe FiRST oNe aSKeD " who are you from? "
    ----**-----SHe RePLieD ...
    ..." ii'm from a giirl who'Z man left her .
    ---where are you from? "
    **He RePLieD ...
    ..." i'm from the man who regretZ letting her go. "

  14. livi_star06 livi_star06
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2005 8:06am EDT
    You can't be mad at God
    without also believing in him.*
    -House

  15. kmsqt873 kmsqt873
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2005 9:45am EDT
    7 reasons u can tell if ur in love
    - if u only go online 2 talk 2 them
    -if u cant stop thinkin good thing about them even wen ur mad at em.
    -in ur dreams..the perfect person 4 u..is them
    - wen u c them..ur 2 shy 2 talk..but wen u no no1 else in around..u can say anything nd no it wont b stupid wen ur tellin them
    - no1 will understand y ur inlove....nd neither will u
    -wen u fel like u wana die..tht person makes ur life worth wild
    - u kno ull b crushed if they r goin out with some1 else
    - jus thinknin bout them...puts a smile on ur face

  16. MyDreamCameTrue MyDreamCameTrue
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2005 9:50am EDT
    When you say "I love you"
    What do you mean?
    When you say "I care for you"
    What do you mean?
    When you say "I'll do anything for you"
    What do you mean?
    When you say "I found someone else"
    I know what you mean </3

  17. xoxashxox xoxashxox
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2005 10:17am EDT
    Im not cocky Im CONFIDENT and when U tell me im the best its a COMPLIMENT........
    edits---
    looks rly cute in tahoma size 8 green and make cocky italisized and make confident and compliment bold....
    IM me for more...
    xo1ashleigh1ox

  18. XoXilovehimXoX XoXilovehimXoX
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2005 10:44am EDT
    .*.Don't ever expect anythinG.*.
    .*.The best things comE.*.
    .*.UnexpecteD.*.
    I love you Dillon.

  19. XinToOdeEpx3 XinToOdeEpx3
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2005 10:56am EDT
    he doesn't realize she is gone ..
    because .. he never even realized she was there

  20. xoxashxox xoxashxox
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2005 11:01am EDT
    who ever wrote this:
    Basketball- A bunch of idiots running up and down a court
    Now softball-
    A high endurence, fast pase game!
    S|o|f|t|b|a|l|l- My anti-drug
    can kiss my a$$....
    Basketball-- is a bunch of poeple working there A$$ off to win and playing the best sprot in the world...
    Softball--- soft ball ok lets see...... hmm.. im gonna stand here hit the ball run to first and wait for someone to hit eh ball so i can run again...
    Sorry to break it to you hun but we NEVA stop running the court so im sorry but:
    Basketball makes Softball look easy

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