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Quotes added on Thursday, June 23 2005

  1. ally_bam ally_bam
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2005 7:06am EDT
    1. Only in America ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
    2. Only in America ... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
    3. Only in America ... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
    4. Only in America ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
    5. Only in America ... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
    6. Only in America ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
    7. Only in America ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
    8. Only in America ... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
    9. Only in America ... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
    10. Only in America ... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

  2. babyhewy8 babyhewy8
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2005 7:24am EDT
    your kisses make me quiver
    and your touch makes my body shiver

  3. CHScheerleaderCTV CHScheerleaderCTV
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2005 7:26am EDT
    If I could catch a rainbow I would do it
    just for you
    and share with you its beauty
    On the days you're feeling blue.
    If I could build a mountain
    You could call your very own;
    A place to find serenity,
    A place to be alone.
    If I could take your troubles
    I would toss them in the sea,
    But all these things I'm finding
    are impossible for me.
    I cannot build a mountain
    Or catch a rainbow fair,
    But let me be what I know best,
    A friend who's always there

  4. perfect10xo perfect10xo
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2005 7:41am EDT
    I know i've done a lot of stupid things,
    but falling for you was one of the dumbest things i've ever done </3
    IM me at
    fallin xo for xo you
    if ya wanna

  5. LoVe_4_eVa LoVe_4_eVa
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2005 10:10am EDT
    Did you know... *kissing is healthy?
    *Bananas are good for period pain
    *Its good to cry
    *Chicken soup actually makes you feel better
    *94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers
    *Lying is actually unhealthy
    *Only apply mascara to your top lashes
    *Its actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you!
    *Its impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed!
    *89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move
    *Chocolate will make you feel better!
    *Most boys think its cute when you say the wrong thing.
    *A good friend never judges.
    *A good foundation will hide hickeys!..not that u have any
    *Boys arent worth your tears
    *Dont we ALL love surprises!!

  6. LoVe_4_eVa LoVe_4_eVa
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2005 10:13am EDT
    All my life I've been sorry for something
    Something gets me nothing and nothings such a waste
    All this time I've been sayin I'm sorry
    But why should I be sorry for all of your mistakes

  7. happilysad happilysad
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2005 10:20am EDT
    As we lay there staring up at the stars….
    I started to think….
    Do you love me as much as I love you?
    As you ran your hand through my hair I looked up at u…
    And as I looked up u said to me “I love you”
    And from that moment I knew….
    I knew no other girl could take you from me…
    B/c you loved me as much as I love you….

  8. oLeMiSsBaBe21 oLeMiSsBaBe21
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2005 11:36am EDT
    Im TiReD oF pReTeNdInG... I dOnT lOvE u AnYmOrE!

  9. SweetBaybeeX SweetBaybeeX
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2005 12:12pm EDT
    _*_Yeah it's so complicated, I love then I hate it-I'm laughing you're crying, you're living, I'm dyin'-I know you aint a liar but you don't tell the truth-And you're walkin on a wire wearing someone else's shoes-If you're handing out misery I'll be the first in line-If you're the death of me darlin' I wanna die_*_

  10. Sami_Jo Sami_Jo
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2005 12:22pm EDT
    ,- - - - - - - - - - -»«- - - - - - - - -»
    : No Matter What Happends Next Year
    : One Things For Sure I Will Always
    : Love . You
    `- - - - - - - - - - -»«- - - - - - - - -»

  11. always_x_and_x_4ever always_x_and_x_4ever
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2005 12:39pm EDT
    . i`D LiKE T0 STAY A SECRET
    LiKE WALKiNG iN THE DARK…
    iF N0 0NE KN0WS Y0U, NO 0NE
    CARES. S0 N0 0NE BREAKS YOUR
    HEART. <//3

  12. always_x_and_x_4ever always_x_and_x_4ever
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2005 12:40pm EDT
    i`m [(sick)] of hearing the FAKE ‘I love youu`s’
    and the FAKE ‘I promise to never let youu go & the
    FAM0US ‘ youu`re my only one’ & the SAYiNG
    ‘i`ll always be here for youu’. WHY waste your words
    on lies. when the truth is already in your eyes?

  13. j_boo_xo j_boo_xo
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2005 1:04pm EDT
    we`ll flip a coin for our future
    heads,we'll be together forever
    tails. . . we`ll flip again !

  14. j_boo_xo j_boo_xo
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2005 1:05pm EDT
    can u put me on ur list of things
    to do .& fall in .love. with me .

  15. j_boo_xo j_boo_xo
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2005 1:05pm EDT
    through out a girls life she`ll kiss a lot of guys
    and i PROMiSE you she`ll forget amost half of
    them, she`ll [ remember] a few- but there will
    always be that one guy --> that one moment
    that she'll [ remember ] for the rest of her life
    even if it meant NOTHiNG to him! ____ <|3

  16. j_boo_xo j_boo_xo
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2005 1:06pm EDT
    he has no idea whats goes on through her mind
    she's so good at pretending..
    he will never kno how many tears are fallin` each
    night for him//nor the endless hours that she
    wastes...*thinking about her last chapter...
    that she completely' r u i n e d* x|3.dedikated.

  17. j_boo_xo j_boo_xo
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2005 1:07pm EDT
    i think the only reason why people hold on to
    memories so tight is because memories are the
    only things that don`t change when everything else does.

  18. j_boo_xo j_boo_xo
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2005 1:07pm EDT
    i think the only reason why people hold on to
    memories so tight is because memories are the
    only things that don`t change when everything else does.

  19. j_boo_xo j_boo_xo
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2005 1:08pm EDT
    do you think we were wrong for
    each other from the start..or
    was it my `actions that made us
    fall apart..i just want you to know
    you`ll always have a place in my«3

  20. j_boo_xo j_boo_xo
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2005 1:08pm EDT
    if beer was drama
    you`d be wasted!*

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