Quotes added on Thursday, March 31 2005

hottie_91
posted a quote
March 31, 2005 7:29am UTC

throw in the flag
admit defeat but
just one thing
to keep in mind...
ur a soldier in this
world just trying to
remember who u really are
never forget your life
IS worth living

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tropicaltango122
posted a quote
March 31, 2005 8:26am UTC

love is when your heart beats faster as your looking at him
love is when you get butterflies just thinking about him
love is when you can't explain how you feel
and love is when you think about killing yourself when you can't tell him
* that one sucks but i didnt feel like thinking harder. use and abuse.

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tropicaltango122
posted a quote
March 31, 2005 8:27am UTC

i've got a date with the potty

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chickenwinggirl
posted a quote
March 31, 2005 8:40am UTC

Marylou
A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. "I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name 'Marylou' written on it," she said, furious. "You had better have an explanation." "Calm down, honey," the man replied. "Remember last week when I was at the dog track? That was the name of the dog I bet on. "The next morning, his wife snuck up on him and smacked him again." What was that for?" he complained. "Your dog called last night."

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chickenwinggirl
posted a quote
March 31, 2005 8:41am UTC

Shows you were thinking
A young female teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz "behind my back I've got something red, round and you can eat it. what is it?" she asked. "an apple" replied little Raymond "no," said the teacher " it's a tomato but it shows your thinking." "I've now got something round, a greenish colored you can eat it." "An apple," replied little Ian "No it's an onion, but it shows your thinking." Little scruffy Johnny at the back of the class says "I've got something under my desk that's an inch long, white and it has a red end." "Dirty little boy," said the teacher "No it's a match, but it shows you were thinking," he answered.

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chickenwinggirl
posted a quote
March 31, 2005 8:48am UTC

Surprise the Wife
After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to get it up anymore. He goes to his doctor, his doctor tries a few things but nothing works.
Finally the doctor says to him "this is all in your mind", and refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured."
Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor tells him, "I can cure this", and throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke....
The witch doctor says "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '1 2 3' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks the witch doctor "What happens after when its over?".
The witch doctor says "all you have to say is '1 2 3 4' and it will go down". "But be warned it will not work again for 3 months!"
This guy goes home and that night is ready to surprise his wife with the good news... So he is lying in bed with her and says "1 2 3", and suddenly he gets a hard-on.
His wife turns over and says "What did you say '1 2 3' for?"

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LiLbl0ndiex0x
posted a quote
March 31, 2005 9:38am UTC

ive cried a thousand tears
ive lost a hundred hours of sleep
ive spent forever trying to figure out what she has that i dont
but if i had the option to start over, i wouldnt take it because sure - there goes all the pain i felt after
but what about all the happiness before ?

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livi_star06
posted a quote
March 31, 2005 11:09am UTC

FORGET THAT POEM ABOUt LOVE I WROTE EARLIER ON HERE ITS OOOOOOOOVVVVVVVEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR F him

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livi_star06
posted a quote
March 31, 2005 11:17am UTC

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livi_star06
posted a quote
March 31, 2005 11:18am UTC

*PuTtEr Is SuCh A bEaSt He Is So0o0o0o AwEsOmE!!*
-->VoTe FoR PEDRO!!!!<--

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hottie_91
posted a quote
March 31, 2005 11:19am UTC

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very
nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I
wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you
take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to
you!"
don't that just suck when that happens?

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hottie_91
posted a quote
March 31, 2005 11:22am UTC

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very
nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I
wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you
take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to
you!"
don't that just suck when that happens?

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BeAuTiFuLx5
posted a quote
March 31, 2005 12:04pm UTC

L.O.V.E begins with a (sMiLe)
gRowS with a >KiSs<
and endS with a teaR*Drop

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PartyGurl14
posted a quote
March 31, 2005 12:05pm UTC

Hey i am gone doing something i dont know.... I have a question how does it feel to be IMing someone that isn't even there?? Is it like talking to a wall but this time you are talking to a computer??

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sportygirl
posted a quote
March 31, 2005 12:07pm UTC

STOP PAYING ATTENTION TO EACH OTHER AND START PAYING ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PartyGurl14
posted a quote
March 31, 2005 12:13pm UTC

What do you do when the person that ruined your life is the only person that can make your life so much better

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Sweetxokay
posted a quote
March 31, 2005 12:41pm UTC

i'm walkin down the hallway
flippin my hair
given you that hot eyed stare
you watch me pass
you kno its true
baby can't you see
im in [l o v e] with you

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Nova1215
posted a quote
March 31, 2005 12:56pm UTC

Come on closer- jem
come on closer
i wanna show you
what i'd like to do
you sit back now
just relax now
i'll take care of you
Hot temptations
sweet sensations
inflitrating through
sweet sensations
hot temptations
coming over you
gonna take it slow babe
do it my way
keep yur eyes on me
your reaction
to my action
is what i want to see
rythmic motion
raw emtion
infiltrating through
sweet sensations
hot temptations
coming over you
and now your satisfied
a twinlke in your eye
go to sleep for ten
and anticipating
i will be waiting
for you to wake again
hot temptations
sweet sensations
infiltrating through
sweet sensations
hot temptations
coming over you
(when you wake up we'll
do it all again)
(when you wake up)
(when you wake up we'll
do it all again)
(when you wake up)
hour after hour
of sweet pleasure
after this i guarantee
you'll never wanna leave
Shut your eyes and think about
what im about to do
sit back relax i'll take my time
this lovin's all for you
love this song!

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xOBabeeGurl143
posted a quote
March 31, 2005 1:17pm UTC

You (( are )) my b e s t friend
You've been right here through thick and thin
You (( are )) my b e s t friend
Gotten me through places I've been
You (( are )) my b e s t friend
Through our --> s i t u a t i o n s
You've been my inspiration
M.y b.e.s.t f.r.i.e.n.d
You still here and i love you

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XxBryzExX
posted a quote
March 31, 2005 1:22pm UTC

he looks into my eyes
` and i'm alive again
and when he says goodbye
` i just die again
thats when my restlessness begins
please don't let it win
i'm so tired again
but underneath the haze
one thing remains the same
he's the only love i've known
and now he's gone away
he's the light that brought me to the edge
will i ever love again? <//3
*yeahh its a song by ryan cabrera that i changed to make it be for a girl...

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