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Quotes added on Monday, February 28 2005

  1. LookWutYouveDone8 LookWutYouveDone8
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2005 9:10am UTC
    'Sometimes I think of letting go and never looking back
    And never moving forward so there'd never be a past..'

  2. LookWutYouveDone8 LookWutYouveDone8
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2005 9:11am UTC
    We got the four letters
    when it comes from the heart
    its more pleasure

  3. LookWutYouveDone8 LookWutYouveDone8
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2005 9:13am UTC
    No one's a virgin, life screws us all ..

  4. LookWutYouveDone8 LookWutYouveDone8
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2005 9:16am UTC
    'only the good die young'
    R.I.P. MVT

  5. chickenwinggirl chickenwinggirl
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2005 9:16am UTC
    A TOOTHBRUSH SALESMAN
    A man is looking in the classified ads for a job. He notices an advertisement for a toothbrush salesman and figured that couldn''t such a bad job. So, he calls in, he goes in and they hire him. The next day, he heads out to a neighborhood to make some sales. Five hours later he comes home and says, ?Man, I only sold one toothbrush. That''s not enough?
    So the next day he goes to a richer neighborhood, thinking maybe those people would buy more toothbrushes. He ends up selling two toothbrushes. So he goes to his boss for advice and his boss says, ?Look, you''re a great guy and all, but you gotta come up with a gimmick or something.?
    So, the salesman thinks about it and, later that night, he finally comes up with one.
    So the next day, he sets up a booth near the subway with a sign that says ?Free chips and dip? A guy walks over and puts the chip in the dip and says, ?This tastes like crap.?
    And the salesman replied, ?Yeah, it is. Wanna buy a toothbrush??

  6. LookWutYouveDone8 LookWutYouveDone8
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2005 9:19am UTC
    "im shining like a candle in the dark wen you tell me that you love me"

  7. chickenwinggirl chickenwinggirl
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2005 9:20am UTC
    1. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
    2. What happens if you get scared to death twice?
    3. If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
    4. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
    5. If you write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it a success?
    6. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
    7. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
    8. If Superman is so smart, why does he wear underpants over his trousers?
    9. If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
    10. Why is it that if someone tells you there are 1 billion stars in the universe, you will believe them, but if someone tells you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

  8. LookWutYouveDone8 LookWutYouveDone8
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2005 9:20am UTC
    If you can't get someone out of your mind
    maybe they are supposed to be there...

  9. LookWutYouveDone8 LookWutYouveDone8
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2005 9:22am UTC
    If you can't get someone out of your mind
    maybe they are supposed to be there...
    << in black color [ put 'get' in blue] in arial 8>>>

  10. LookWutYouveDone8 LookWutYouveDone8
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2005 9:22am UTC
    If you can't get someone out of your mind
    maybe they are supposed to be there...
    << in black color [ put 'get' in blue] in arial 8>>>

  11. chickenwinggirl chickenwinggirl
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2005 9:22am UTC
    TOP 10 GAMES FOR PEOPLE OVER 50
    1. Sag! You're it!
    2. Pin the toupee on the bald guy.
    3. 20 questions shouted in your good ear.
    4. Kick the bucket.
    5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says bend over.
    6. Doc, doc, goose.
    7. Simon says something incoherent.
    8. Musical recliners.
    9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta.
    10. Hide and go pee!

  12. JessHud JessHud
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2005 10:23am UTC
    .---. .---.
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    kermet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. JessHud JessHud
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2005 10:24am UTC
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    (_/ i screem u screem we all screem for ice cream

  14. JessHud JessHud
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2005 10:29am UTC
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    thats my name dont wear it out

  15. Mone123 Mone123
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2005 10:33am UTC
    when your best friend breaks up with their boyfriend do you every feel ike it was you who had your heart broken vecaush you WERE so close to both of them until they split up ?

  16. AmandaMc3003 AmandaMc3003
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2005 10:33am UTC
    I think I found my ((prince charming))
    too bad I will n.e.v.e.r be his
    '--» Cinderella «--'
    ((prince charming)) in light blue
    n.e.v.e.r. in light blue
    Cinderella in pink
    the rest in a light purple

  17. Mone123 Mone123
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2005 10:33am UTC
    sometimes the worst things happen in the best things of all !?

  18. AzianChick143 AzianChick143
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2005 10:33am UTC
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  19. AmandaMc3003 AmandaMc3003
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2005 10:35am UTC
    .:* In a ((perfect)) world *:.
    This could n.e.v.e.r happen
    In a perfect world you'd [still]
    '--» (be here) «--'
    ((perfect)) in a light purple
    n.e.v.e.r in a light purple
    [still] in a light purple
    (be here) in a light blue
    and the rest of the quote in pink

  20. beautifulletdown beautifulletdown
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2005 10:36am UTC
    its like when i [ s e e ] you
    i lose my cool my heart races
    and I try not to give in to
    the sensation that you give
    but it's simply impossible
    Line One: Leave alone
    Line Two: Put 'cool' in italics
    Line Three: Bold 'give'
    Line Four: Use the word 'sensation' as a link if you need a place to put a link.
    Line Five: Italic 'simply impossible'

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