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Quotes added on Sunday, February 13 2005

  1. BttrfLyKisSez_x3 BttrfLyKisSez_x3
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2005 5:05am EST
    -(`v)-> Stupid Cupid
    ` Stop Pickin On Me
    ** this does NOT look good in Arial.. put it in Tahoma 8**

  2. angelx1493 angelx1493
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2005 5:19am EST
    these are very weird laws from around the U.S.
    Alaska- You can't wake up a sleeping bear to take its picture
    Florida- Unmarried women may not parachute on Sundays
    Hawaii- No placing coins in your ears
    Idaho- You can't fish from the back of a camel
    Oklahoma- You can't sleep on a refrigerator outdoors
    Baldwin Park,California- No riding bicycles in swimming pools
    Houston,Texas- You can't sell limburger cheese on Sunday
    Lexington,Kentucky- You can't carry an icecream cone in your pocket
    Marion, Ohio- You can't eat a donut and walk backward on a city street
    Myrtle Creek,Oregon- No boxing with kangaroos
    Nashville,Tennessee- You must be 18 years old to play pinball
    New Orleans.Louisiana- You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant (i picked this one!)
    Whitehall,Montane- You can't drive a car with ice picks attached to the wheels
    Wynona,Oklahoma- You can't wash your clothes in a birdbath
    im me and tell me which is the dumbest
    xbrunette9x or angel x1493

  3. babygirl123xo babygirl123xo
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2005 6:23am EST
    I tHoUgHt It WaS tReW
    i ThOuGhT iT wAs YoU
    AnD i ThOuGhT
    I lUvEd YeW

  4. accidentelyinlove accidentelyinlove
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2005 6:32am EST
    They say we`re worthg a million bucks ..
    we say, thats all ?! i love you ladies !! bffl
    it should line up in Arial Size 8

  5. accidentelyinlove accidentelyinlove
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2005 6:34am EST
    A Best Friend Isn't The One You Come Home,
    Call, and Tell Your Whole Day To ; it's The On
    e Who Lived It Through [ W i T h . Y o U ]
    Lines up in Trebuchet MS Size 8
    Bold W i T h . Y o U

  6. accidentelyinlove accidentelyinlove
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2005 6:35am EST
    hes half my soul and half my heart
    without this boy, i`d fall apart <3
    lines up in Trebuchet MS

  7. accidentelyinlove accidentelyinlove
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2005 6:49am EST
    friends are forever, apart or together

  8. accidentelyinlove accidentelyinlove
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2005 6:57am EST
    If There ever comes a day when we Can`t Be
    together, Keep Me In Your heart and I'll stay
    there forever. -Winnie the Pooh <3
    ahah looks weird right here, but lines up in Comic Sans MS Size 8

  9. brownie02 brownie02
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2005 6:57am EST
    iF vOdKa wAs wAtEr aNd i wAs a dUcK.. i wOuLD sWiM tO tHe bOtToM aNd nEvEr cOmE uP.. bUt vOdKa aINt wAtEr aNd i aiNt a dUcK sO pAsS me tHe bOtTLe aNd sHut tHe F**k uP!

  10. accidentelyinlove accidentelyinlove
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2005 6:58am EST
    ,-.,.-,
    `.,-.,.-,yOu ShOuLd LeT mE lOvE yOu
    `.
    make it Arial

  11. XoXshimmerNshineXoX XoXshimmerNshineXoX
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2005 7:00am EST
    i want you and your beautiful MOLE <3
    haha.. i hate that song anyway..
    "i don't want another pretty face..."
    (kind of insulting, ya think ??)
    XoXshimmerNshine@yahoo.com
    '--> for requests & comments

  12. brownie02 brownie02
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2005 7:04am EST
    -->AfTEr 2oo6 Is DoNe NaD Gone
    -->2oo7 WiLl StIlL PaRtY On..
    -->2oo8 WiLl tHiNK ThEy haVe ClAsS..
    -->BuT *2oo9* WilL AlWaYZ KiK A**

  13. brownie02 brownie02
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2005 7:05am EST
    >>DoNt juDgE A GuY By HiS BoXeRs.. ItS WhAtS iNsIdE ThAt CoUnTs!<<

  14. brownie02 brownie02
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2005 7:07am EST
    ..YoU GeT One LyFe..
    *'LiVe It Up'*
    ..YoU GeT OnE ChAnCe..
    *'DoNt F**K It Up'*

  15. brownie02 brownie02
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2005 7:11am EST
    AlThOuGh I WiLl AlwAyZ LoVe YoU AnD MeMbeR The TyMeS We HaD
    YoUr A SoRrY F**kEr, AnD HuRt me ReAl BaD
    AlThOugH YoU ThINK ItS FUnNY, AND OnLY TymE WiLl TeLl
    ThAT PaYbAcKS ArE B*tChEs, AND i hoPe U BuRn In HeLl
    ALtHoUgH YoU WeRE A GrEAt lOvEr, ThAt I WiLl AdMiT
    BuT WhEn It comes doWn To BeinG A MAN, HoNeY YoU AInT ShYt!

  16. brownie02 brownie02
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2005 7:14am EST
    ..UnLiKe ThOSe OtHEr ChIckS. I DoNt NeEd ComPArIn.. You DoNt Like me ByTcH Y The F**K U StARIN?!..

  17. brownie02 brownie02
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2005 7:15am EST
    YeAh Im A bYtCh- A F**kIn ClaSsY OnE!
    N YoU A Ho- A F**kIN NaStY OnE!

  18. Ch0c0lAtEkIsSeS4U Ch0c0lAtEkIsSeS4U
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2005 7:17am EST
    LOVE is like a roller coaster..when its done you want to throw up

  19. Ch0c0lAtEkIsSeS4U Ch0c0lAtEkIsSeS4U
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2005 7:22am EST
    click to see this quote

  20. brownie02 brownie02
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2005 7:24am EST
    *DoNt*
    [[EvEr]]
    R.e.G.r.E.t.
    S o m E t H i N g
    *ThAt*
    [[OnCe]]
    M.a.D.e.
    Y o U
    [x]SmIlE!

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