Pratical Application
He's teaching her arithmetic,
He said it was his mission,
He kissed her once, he kissed her twice and said,
"Now that's addition."
And as he added smack by smack,
In silent satisfaction,
She sweetly gave the kisses back and said,
"Now that's subtraction."
Then he kissed her, she kissed him,
Without an explaination,
And both together smiled and said,
"Now that's multiplication."
Then Dad appeared upon the scene and
Made a quick dicision.
He kicked that kid three blocks away
nd said, "That's long division
^*^ha ha thats from Chicken Soup for the Teenage soul 2!