\*xo*/ things 2 do 4 a good laugh!!
1) at lunchtime, sit in ur parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
2) page urself over the intercom. don't disguise ur voice.
3) insist that ur email address is Xena-Warrior-Princess@OCDSB.edu.on.ca or Elvis-the-King@OCDSB.edu.on.ca
4) every time some1 asks u to do something, ask if they want fries w/that.
5)put ur garbage can on ur desk and label it:IN.
6) put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 wks. once every1 has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to epresso.
7)finish all ur sentences with; in accordance w/the prophesy.
8)don't use any punctuation.
9)as often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10) ask ppl what gender they r. laugh hysterically after they answer.
11) specify that ur drive through order is to go.
12) sing along at the opera.
13) go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14) put mosquito netting around ur work area. paly a tape of jungle sounds all day.
15) five days in advance, tell ur friends u can't attend their party b/c ur not in the mood.
16) have ur coworkers address u by ur wrestling name: ROCK HARD
17) when the money comes out of the ATM machine, scream: I won, I won!!! 3rd time this week!!
18) when leaving the zoo, start running 2wards the parking lot yelling, Run for ur lives, there loose!!!
20) tell ur children over dinner, due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of u go.
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