Quotes added on Tuesday, August 17 2004

xoshugababiox
posted a quote
August 17, 2004 12:08am UTC

':.*ashlee simpson LaLa
*.:'u can dress me up in diamonds
':.*u can dress me up in dirt
*.:'u can throw me like a lineman
':.*i like it betta wen it hurtzz
*.:'oh i hav waited here 4 u
':.*i have waited
*.:'u make me wana lala
':.*in da kitchen on da floor
*.:'ill b ur french maid
':.*wen i meet u at the door
*.:'im like an ally kat
':.*drink da milk up i want more
*.:'u make me wana
':.* make me wana
*.:'sCrEaM
':.*brb
*.:'(ur name)
lookz best in comic sans ms n color fuchsia but u can put it howeva u wana

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Blondie17
posted a quote
August 17, 2004 6:06am UTC

The highways jammed with broken heros on a last chance power drive
::Baby we were born to run::

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sportygurl21304
posted a quote
August 17, 2004 7:02am UTC

Guys are for flings...
Friends are forever!
FOR MY BFFL libby LYLAS
100% me
take it all you want

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xxroxigrrlxx200
posted a quote
August 17, 2004 8:35am UTC

ALL the P A I N
I thought I k.n.e.w
all the *thoughts* lead back to <<you>>
back to what was ((NEVER)) said
-->back and forth<-- inside my head
I cant handle this *confusion*
I'm UNABLE
come and take my A>W>A>Y
yeah ya
take me awayyy.....
-avril lavigne
*take me away*
im me at xxroxigrrlxx200
xoOxo

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babiix3gurll
posted a quote
August 17, 2004 9:15am UTC

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i luv bobby

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XHerSh3y_kiZzeSX
posted a quote
August 17, 2004 10:17am UTC

*- by youR side -*
ill be youR ladie and you be mah man holdin handz unda tha staRz at nite youR aRmz hoLd aRound maH waiste so tiGht it feel`z so rite wen you look into maH eyez spaRkle`z like
tha staRz in tHa sky be mine kuz a love like tHiz iz alL uHh female koOd wish foR filleD wit milLionz of kisse`z tha only one i adORe ta have nd ta hold till i qRo qRay anD old az uR wife i`LL be by youR side foR tHa rest of yOuR life im youR
ladie your mah man ill do everythinq i kan just ta keep you in mah aRmz alL nite bOii i need you by maH siDe kuz uhhH eva sinCe we first loCked eye`z visualinG alL tha dReam`z
inside makez me sit aRounD nD realize boii youR love is juS
so rite

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XHerSh3y_kiZzeSX
posted a quote
August 17, 2004 10:18am UTC

she never could qet drunk enough
to qet him off her mind

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Fire665Chick
posted a quote
August 17, 2004 11:29am UTC

She was the prom queen
He was the quarterback of the football team
And it all looked so promising
We never thought anything would happen like this
And then all of a sudden
Twenty-five years of love and devotion
Down the drain
We all heard her hollerin'
For a country mile
Cheatin' shows your complete lack of style
Well she took out three parking meters
And a pedestrian's purse
The day she quit the baptist choir
And threw that Ford into reverse
Lock up your husbands
Lock up your sons
Lock up your whiskey cabinets
Girls lock up your guns
Lock up the beauty shop
No tellin' if they've heard the news
Call the boys downtown at Neiman Marcus
Tell 'em lock up them high heels shoes
When God-fearin' women get the blues
There ain't no slap-dab-a tellin'
What they're gonna do
Run around yellin'
I've got a Mustang
It'll do 80
You don't have to be my baby
I've stirred my last batch of gravy
You don't have to be my baby
Call all the deacons
Call the ladies aid
Call all the altos, sopranos, tenors
Call every bass
Well call all the pentecostals
Bring that anointing oil too
Well call the preacher
He's the only one can reach her
And there's ain't no time to lose
When God-fearin' women get the blues
There ain't no slap-dab-a tellin'
What they're gonna do
Run around yellin'
I've got a Mustang
It'll do 80
You don't have to be my baby
I've stirred my last batch of gravy
You don't have to be my baby
She's on all our prayer lists
She's on all our hearts
As for the Easter cantata
We don't know who'll sang her part
When God-fearin' women get the blues
There ain't no slap-dab-a tellin'
What they're gonna do
Run around yellin'
I've got a Mustang
It'll do 80
You don't have to be my baby
I've stirred my last batch of gravy
You don't have to be my baby
Martina Mcbride
Great song everyone!
I <3 You Adam sweetheart
*Lindsey*

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purpleFREAK2112
posted a quote
August 17, 2004 11:44am UTC

What's me without you?
What's you without me?
If we ever break-up then we'll see
Then we will get back together
and be a couple for now and forever!

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purpleFREAK2112
posted a quote
August 17, 2004 11:45am UTC

chug chugh choo choo = train
glug glug chew chew =me
Eatin...
xXxXx{your name}oOoOo

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purpleFREAK2112
posted a quote
August 17, 2004 11:46am UTC

now I know.:.:.:. love is only in fantasy :-(
*()*your name*()*

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purpleFREAK2112
posted a quote
August 17, 2004 11:48am UTC

A wIzE mAn oNcE sAiD . . . . . . . . . . . "dont ask me...GO ASK A WOMAN"

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Starlight_713
posted a quote
August 17, 2004 11:51am UTC

( v )( v )
(> -)(- <)
o(_")_("_)o
*Best when centered and ariel size 8*

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Starlight_713
posted a quote
August 17, 2004 11:52am UTC

( Y)(Y )
( -)(- )
*(")(")(")(")*
*Should be centered, in ariel font. Best when one bunny is pink and the other is blue*

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Starlight_713
posted a quote
August 17, 2004 11:54am UTC

.---.
/) ' ' (\
{/(_O_)\}
(''')(''')
*Center it*

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CrazyKc
posted a quote
August 17, 2004 11:55am UTC

<< Wen we talk I wanna Scream >>
<< Wen we see each other I wanna jump >>
<< Wen we are not together im wishin we were >>
-:|:- -:|:- -:|:- -:|:- -:|:- -:|:-
People say love makes u do crazy things - maybe cuz the person ur in love with drives u crazy over them <3

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Starlight_713
posted a quote
August 17, 2004 11:59am UTC

THE BLONDE AND THE HORSE:
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the
horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and
rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throws herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has
become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's
pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As
her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from
unconsciousness when to her great fortune...............
Earl, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

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Starlight_713
posted a quote
August 17, 2004 11:59am UTC

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

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Starlight_713
posted a quote
August 17, 2004 12:02pm UTC

Blond Guy Joke
There are three blonde guys stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy
appears and offers to grant each one of them a wish.
The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, he is turned into
a brown haired man and swims off the island.
The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one,
so instantly he is turned into a black haired man. The black haired
man builds a boat and sails off the island.
The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the
previous two. The fairy turns him into a woman, and she walks across
the bridge.

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purpleFREAK2112
posted a quote
August 17, 2004 12:06pm UTC

Mary IN Religon Class:
One say in religion class mary was sleeping and the teacher asked her a question.
"Who made adam and eve"
Billy in back of her bokes her with a pencil. Mary shot up and yelped.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!"
"very good" the teacher replied
A little bit later she teacher asked mary another question.
"who is gods son"
mary replied after billy poked her with the pencil "jesus crist!!!"
the teacher sard "great, now class i bet mary knows what eve said after her and adam's 28th child"
billy poked her for the last time mary replied..
"IF U STICK THAT TRIMNG IN ME AGAIN ILL BREAK YOU AND IT INTO TWO!!"
and the teacher fainted

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