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Quotes added on Tuesday, August 17 2004

  1. xoshugababiox xoshugababiox
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2004 12:08am EDT
    ':.*ashlee simpson LaLa
    *.:'u can dress me up in diamonds
    ':.*u can dress me up in dirt
    *.:'u can throw me like a lineman
    ':.*i like it betta wen it hurtzz
    *.:'oh i hav waited here 4 u
    ':.*i have waited
    *.:'u make me wana lala
    ':.*in da kitchen on da floor
    *.:'ill b ur french maid
    ':.*wen i meet u at the door
    *.:'im like an ally kat
    ':.*drink da milk up i want more
    *.:'u make me wana
    ':.* make me wana
    *.:'sCrEaM
    ':.*brb
    *.:'(ur name)
    lookz best in comic sans ms n color fuchsia but u can put it howeva u wana

  2. Blondie17 Blondie17
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2004 6:06am EDT
    The highways jammed with broken heros on a last chance power drive
    ::Baby we were born to run::

  3. sportygurl21304 sportygurl21304
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2004 7:02am EDT
    Guys are for flings...
    Friends are forever!
    FOR MY BFFL libby LYLAS
    100% me
    take it all you want

  4. xxroxigrrlxx200 xxroxigrrlxx200
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2004 8:35am EDT
    ALL the P A I N
    I thought I k.n.e.w
    all the *thoughts* lead back to <<you>>
    back to what was ((NEVER)) said
    -->back and forth<-- inside my head
    I cant handle this *confusion*
    I'm UNABLE
    come and take my A>W>A>Y
    yeah ya
    take me awayyy.....
    -avril lavigne
    *take me away*
    im me at xxroxigrrlxx200
    xoOxo

  5. babiix3gurll babiix3gurll
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2004 9:15am EDT
    -::-:.
    -::- -::-
    (`.) -::-
    -::- `.(`. )
    -::- `.. -::-
    -::- -::-
    (`.) -::-
    -::- `.(`. )
    -::- `.. -::-
    i luv bobby

  6. XHerSh3y_kiZzeSX XHerSh3y_kiZzeSX
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2004 10:17am EDT
    *- by youR side -*
    ill be youR ladie and you be mah man holdin handz unda tha staRz at nite youR aRmz hoLd aRound maH waiste so tiGht it feel`z so rite wen you look into maH eyez spaRkle`z like
    tha staRz in tHa sky be mine kuz a love like tHiz iz alL uHh female koOd wish foR filleD wit milLionz of kisse`z tha only one i adORe ta have nd ta hold till i qRo qRay anD old az uR wife i`LL be by youR side foR tHa rest of yOuR life im youR
    ladie your mah man ill do everythinq i kan just ta keep you in mah aRmz alL nite bOii i need you by maH siDe kuz uhhH eva sinCe we first loCked eye`z visualinG alL tha dReam`z
    inside makez me sit aRounD nD realize boii youR love is juS
    so rite

  7. XHerSh3y_kiZzeSX XHerSh3y_kiZzeSX
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2004 10:18am EDT
    she never could qet drunk enough
    to qet him off her mind

  8. Fire665Chick Fire665Chick
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2004 11:29am EDT
    She was the prom queen
    He was the quarterback of the football team
    And it all looked so promising
    We never thought anything would happen like this
    And then all of a sudden
    Twenty-five years of love and devotion
    Down the drain
    We all heard her hollerin'
    For a country mile
    Cheatin' shows your complete lack of style
    Well she took out three parking meters
    And a pedestrian's purse
    The day she quit the baptist choir
    And threw that Ford into reverse
    Lock up your husbands
    Lock up your sons
    Lock up your whiskey cabinets
    Girls lock up your guns
    Lock up the beauty shop
    No tellin' if they've heard the news
    Call the boys downtown at Neiman Marcus
    Tell 'em lock up them high heels shoes
    When God-fearin' women get the blues
    There ain't no slap-dab-a tellin'
    What they're gonna do
    Run around yellin'
    I've got a Mustang
    It'll do 80
    You don't have to be my baby
    I've stirred my last batch of gravy
    You don't have to be my baby
    Call all the deacons
    Call the ladies aid
    Call all the altos, sopranos, tenors
    Call every bass
    Well call all the pentecostals
    Bring that anointing oil too
    Well call the preacher
    He's the only one can reach her
    And there's ain't no time to lose
    When God-fearin' women get the blues
    There ain't no slap-dab-a tellin'
    What they're gonna do
    Run around yellin'
    I've got a Mustang
    It'll do 80
    You don't have to be my baby
    I've stirred my last batch of gravy
    You don't have to be my baby
    She's on all our prayer lists
    She's on all our hearts
    As for the Easter cantata
    We don't know who'll sang her part
    When God-fearin' women get the blues
    There ain't no slap-dab-a tellin'
    What they're gonna do
    Run around yellin'
    I've got a Mustang
    It'll do 80
    You don't have to be my baby
    I've stirred my last batch of gravy
    You don't have to be my baby
    Martina Mcbride
    Great song everyone!
    I <3 You Adam sweetheart
    *Lindsey*

  9. purpleFREAK2112 purpleFREAK2112
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2004 11:44am EDT
    What's me without you?
    What's you without me?
    If we ever break-up then we'll see
    Then we will get back together
    and be a couple for now and forever!

  10. purpleFREAK2112 purpleFREAK2112
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2004 11:45am EDT
    chug chugh choo choo = train
    glug glug chew chew =me
    Eatin...
    xXxXx{your name}oOoOo

  11. purpleFREAK2112 purpleFREAK2112
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2004 11:46am EDT
    now I know.:.:.:. love is only in fantasy :-(
    *()*your name*()*

  12. purpleFREAK2112 purpleFREAK2112
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2004 11:48am EDT
    A wIzE mAn oNcE sAiD . . . . . . . . . . . "dont ask me...GO ASK A WOMAN"

  13. Starlight_713 Starlight_713
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2004 11:51am EDT
    ( v )( v )
    (> -)(- <)
    o(_")_("_)o
    *Best when centered and ariel size 8*

  14. Starlight_713 Starlight_713
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2004 11:52am EDT
    ( Y)(Y )
    ( -)(- )
    *(")(")(")(")*
    *Should be centered, in ariel font. Best when one bunny is pink and the other is blue*

  15. Starlight_713 Starlight_713
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2004 11:54am EDT
    .---.
    /) ' ' (\
    {/(_O_)\}
    (''')(''')
    *Center it*

  16. CrazyKc CrazyKc
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2004 11:55am EDT
    << Wen we talk I wanna Scream >>
    << Wen we see each other I wanna jump >>
    << Wen we are not together im wishin we were >>
    -:|:- -:|:- -:|:- -:|:- -:|:- -:|:-
    People say love makes u do crazy things - maybe cuz the person ur in love with drives u crazy over them <3

  17. Starlight_713 Starlight_713
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2004 11:59am EDT
    THE BLONDE AND THE HORSE:
    A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
    lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the
    horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and
    rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throws herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has
    become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's
    pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As
    her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from
    unconsciousness when to her great fortune...............
    Earl, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

  18. Starlight_713 Starlight_713
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2004 11:59am EDT
    Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

  19. Starlight_713 Starlight_713
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2004 12:02pm EDT
    Blond Guy Joke
    There are three blonde guys stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy
    appears and offers to grant each one of them a wish.
    The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, he is turned into
    a brown haired man and swims off the island.
    The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one,
    so instantly he is turned into a black haired man. The black haired
    man builds a boat and sails off the island.
    The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the
    previous two. The fairy turns him into a woman, and she walks across
    the bridge.

  20. purpleFREAK2112 purpleFREAK2112
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2004 12:06pm EDT
    Mary IN Religon Class:
    One say in religion class mary was sleeping and the teacher asked her a question.
    "Who made adam and eve"
    Billy in back of her bokes her with a pencil. Mary shot up and yelped.
    "GOD ALMIGHTY!"
    "very good" the teacher replied
    A little bit later she teacher asked mary another question.
    "who is gods son"
    mary replied after billy poked her with the pencil "jesus crist!!!"
    the teacher sard "great, now class i bet mary knows what eve said after her and adam's 28th child"
    billy poked her for the last time mary replied..
    "IF U STICK THAT TRIMNG IN ME AGAIN ILL BREAK YOU AND IT INTO TWO!!"
    and the teacher fainted

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