':.*ashlee simpson LaLa *.:'u can dress me up in diamonds ':.*u can dress me up in dirt *.:'u can throw me like a lineman ':.*i like it betta wen it hurtzz *.:'oh i hav waited here 4 u ':.*i have waited *.:'u make me wana lala ':.*in da kitchen on da floor *.:'ill b ur french maid ':.*wen i meet u at the door *.:'im like an ally kat ':.*drink da milk up i want more *.:'u make me wana ':.* make me wana *.:'sCrEaM ':.*brb *.:'(ur name) lookz best in comic sans ms n color fuchsia but u can put it howeva u wana
ALL the P A I N I thought I k.n.e.w all the *thoughts* lead back to <<you>> back to what was ((NEVER)) said -->back and forth<-- inside my head I cant handle this *confusion* I'm UNABLE come and take my A>W>A>Y yeah ya take me awayyy..... -avril lavigne *take me away* im me at xxroxigrrlxx200 xoOxo
*- by youR side -* ill be youR ladie and you be mah man holdin handz unda tha staRz at nite youR aRmz hoLd aRound maH waiste so tiGht it feel`z so rite wen you look into maH eyez spaRkle`z like tha staRz in tHa sky be mine kuz a love like tHiz iz alL uHh female koOd wish foR filleD wit milLionz of kisse`z tha only one i adORe ta have nd ta hold till i qRo qRay anD old az uR wife i`LL be by youR side foR tHa rest of yOuR life im youR ladie your mah man ill do everythinq i kan just ta keep you in mah aRmz alL nite bOii i need you by maH siDe kuz uhhH eva sinCe we first loCked eye`z visualinG alL tha dReam`z inside makez me sit aRounD nD realize boii youR love is juS so rite
She was the prom queen He was the quarterback of the football team And it all looked so promising We never thought anything would happen like this And then all of a sudden Twenty-five years of love and devotion Down the drain We all heard her hollerin' For a country mile Cheatin' shows your complete lack of style Well she took out three parking meters And a pedestrian's purse The day she quit the baptist choir And threw that Ford into reverse Lock up your husbands Lock up your sons Lock up your whiskey cabinets Girls lock up your guns Lock up the beauty shop No tellin' if they've heard the news Call the boys downtown at Neiman Marcus Tell 'em lock up them high heels shoes When God-fearin' women get the blues There ain't no slap-dab-a tellin' What they're gonna do Run around yellin' I've got a Mustang It'll do 80 You don't have to be my baby I've stirred my last batch of gravy You don't have to be my baby Call all the deacons Call the ladies aid Call all the altos, sopranos, tenors Call every bass Well call all the pentecostals Bring that anointing oil too Well call the preacher He's the only one can reach her And there's ain't no time to lose When God-fearin' women get the blues There ain't no slap-dab-a tellin' What they're gonna do Run around yellin' I've got a Mustang It'll do 80 You don't have to be my baby I've stirred my last batch of gravy You don't have to be my baby She's on all our prayer lists She's on all our hearts As for the Easter cantata We don't know who'll sang her part When God-fearin' women get the blues There ain't no slap-dab-a tellin' What they're gonna do Run around yellin' I've got a Mustang It'll do 80 You don't have to be my baby I've stirred my last batch of gravy You don't have to be my baby Martina Mcbride Great song everyone! I <3 You Adam sweetheart *Lindsey*
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<< Wen we talk I wanna Scream >> << Wen we see each other I wanna jump >> << Wen we are not together im wishin we were >> -:|:- -:|:- -:|:- -:|:- -:|:- -:|:- People say love makes u do crazy things - maybe cuz the person ur in love with drives u crazy over them <3
THE BLONDE AND THE HORSE: A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throws herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune............... Earl, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
Blond Guy Joke There are three blonde guys stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them a wish. The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, he is turned into a brown haired man and swims off the island. The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one, so instantly he is turned into a black haired man. The black haired man builds a boat and sails off the island. The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The fairy turns him into a woman, and she walks across the bridge.
Mary IN Religon Class: One say in religion class mary was sleeping and the teacher asked her a question. "Who made adam and eve" Billy in back of her bokes her with a pencil. Mary shot up and yelped. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" "very good" the teacher replied A little bit later she teacher asked mary another question. "who is gods son" mary replied after billy poked her with the pencil "jesus crist!!!" the teacher sard "great, now class i bet mary knows what eve said after her and adam's 28th child" billy poked her for the last time mary replied.. "IF U STICK THAT TRIMNG IN ME AGAIN ILL BREAK YOU AND IT INTO TWO!!" and the teacher fainted