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Quotes added on Saturday, July 3 2004

  1. blOndiE22 blOndiE22
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2004 8:15am UTC
    i think these quotes are so funny... dont you??

  2. blOndiE22 blOndiE22
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2004 8:19am UTC
    iM noT a pErfeCt pErsoN thEreS ManY thiNgs i wisH i diD''nT dO

  3. blOndiE22 blOndiE22
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2004 8:19am UTC
    hard to believe but i have a life

  4. blOndiE22 blOndiE22
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2004 8:24am UTC
    EvEn thOuGh iT''s ovEr iT feElS likE iT juST bEgun . . . =\

  5. shakeyrbonbons7 shakeyrbonbons7
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2004 8:27am UTC
    you are the only one who knows exactly what i need

  6. blOndiE22 blOndiE22
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2004 8:30am UTC
    roses are red
    violets are blue
    my feEt smElL
    do youRs tOo??
    :: original ::
    lol take it i dont care
    hugs and kisses
    gina

  7. blOndiE22 blOndiE22
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2004 8:32am UTC
    i used to think that i had the best friends in the world until they turned on me now im all alone in this big world and i dont know what to do... that only two people that i really have are my boy josh and his bFfl shamous <<i love you guys | youre the best>> help??
    i hate friends~`~`~`~`~`~=D
    hugs and kisses
    gina
    im me blondie x Oo 39

  8. blOndiE22 blOndiE22
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2004 8:35am UTC
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    .' _.-.--.-._ ',
    / .-'.-" "-.'-. \
    / / /"'-. .-'"\ \ \
    : : : ;: ; ; ;
    ; : ; * !! * : ; :
    ; ; : .' '. ; : :
    : \ \-' '-/ / ;
    \ '.'-_ _-'.' /
    \ '*-"-+"-*' /
    '. /| .'
    *, / | ,*
    / '-_ _-' \
    / "*-.____.-*" \
    / | \
    : : | ; ;
    |.--.; | :.--.|
    ( () | () )
    '--^_ | _^--'
    | "'*--.._I_..--*'" |
    | __..._ | _..._ |
    .'" `"'" ''"'.
    *.---------l---------.*
    this toOk me like forEvEr to MaKe so taKe iT:: juST doNT taKe criDet for coPyInG anD paStiNG!!!
    hugs and kisses (( to most of you lol))
    gina

  9. blOndiE22 blOndiE22
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2004 8:37am UTC
    _ _ _ _
    (~)(~)(~)(~)
    V V V V
    icE CreaM

  10. blOndiE22 blOndiE22
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2004 8:49am UTC
    `GGGGGGGGG`
    GGGGGGGGGG`
    GGG
    GGG ,IIIII,
    GGG `GGGG, `IIIII` NNN`N `N ,AAAAAAAAA,
    GGG `GGGGG NNN`NN `NN A,AAAAAAA,A
    GGG GGG IIIII NNN `NN NN` A,A A,A
    GGG GGG IIIII NNN `NN NN` A,AAAAAAA,A
    GGGGGGGGGGG IIIII NNN `N N` AA AA
    `GGGGGGGGG` IIIII NNN `NN` AA AA
    IM me if you want ur nayme of a picture or something ill do it for you ;)
    love youhHsZ gina

  11. KK KK
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2004 8:56am UTC
    Would you look at her
    She looks at me
    She's got me thinking about her constantly
    But she don't know how I feel
    And as she carries on without a doubt
    I wonder if she's figured out
    I'm crazy for this girl
    ^^crazii for this girl, you can replace she with he if yo0 like :-)

  12. xOoxlittlexOox xOoxlittlexOox
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2004 9:10am UTC
    belly tops .x .x
    flip flops .O .O
    lemonade in da shade .x
    blue skies .O .O
    hot guys .x .x
    late nights .O .O
    water fights .x .x
    icecreams .O .O
    sweet dreams .x .x
    bathin suits .O .O
    shootin hoops .x .x
    party time .O .O
    schools out .x .x
    sleepin in .O .O
    sneakin out .x .x
    summer o4 babii... happii as h3ll itz finally here!!

  13. xOoxlittlexOox xOoxlittlexOox
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2004 9:16am UTC
    Funny instructions to things(these people cant be serious!!)
    On Sears hairdryer:
    Do not use while sleeping.
    (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!!)
    On a bag of Fritos:
    You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
    (The shoplifter special!)
    On a bar of Dial soap:
    Directions: Use like regular soap.
    (and that would be how?)
    On some Swann frozen dinners:
    Serving suggestion: Defrost.
    (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
    Do not turn upside down.
    (Too late! you lose!)
    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
    Product will be hot after heating.
    (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
    On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
    Do not iron clothes on body.
    (But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)
    On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
    Do not drive car or operate machinery.
    (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
    On Nytol sleep aid:
    Warning: may cause drowsiness.
    (One would hope!)
    On a Korean kitchen knife:
    Warning: keep out of children.
    (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
    On a string of Christmas lights:
    For indoor or outdoor use only.
    (As opposed to use in outer space.)
    On a food processor:
    Not to be used for the other use.
    (Now I'm curious.)

  14. BrunetteBayB BrunetteBayB
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2004 9:26am UTC
    °·•.º.°·•.Jesus Loves You.°·•.º.°·•.º

  15. xOxhugsnkissesxOx xOxhugsnkissesxOx
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2004 9:59am UTC
    B r E a K * t H e * R u L e S...
    [ s.t.a.n.d. * .a.p.a.r.t ]
    ->>Ignore your head | follow ur heart!<<-
    ...soO0 tru!..l0l!
    *mwah!~Bethaney!

  16. xOxhugsnkissesxOx xOxhugsnkissesxOx
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2004 10:01am UTC
    :...it takes a real man t0 wear P*I*N*K!...:
    x0x0~BeThAnEy!

  17. foxy96357 foxy96357
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2004 10:03am UTC
    Best Friends,
    Although it's quite a statement, well it happens to be true, the best friend I've ever had, I'm glad to say was you, You were there if I needed you, and you never turned away, I always could depend on you, at any time of day, We've had our ups and downs, as nearly everybody does, but problems never last long when you’re are friends like we were, Some people have so many friends with whom they spend there time. But no one had a best friend who was as wonderful as mine. Our friendship was so strong and u were always there for me as I was for you. But some where that wonderful friendship came to a stop. We got into an horrible fight and awe full where said we both regret this but it can not be un done but we were once friends so grand one day day it may all come back

  18. RIOTGIRL1991 RIOTGIRL1991
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2004 10:29am UTC
    thanks to kanyes workout plan
    im the envy of all my friends
    see i pulled me a baller man and
    i dont gotta work at the mall again
    -kAnYe WeSt

  19. foxy96357 foxy96357
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2004 10:44am UTC
    im sorry i because i wasnt quiet sure what this fits under so i decided to put it under love......
    GoD lOoKeD aRoUnD hIs GaRdEn
    AnD sAw An EmPtY pLaCe
    ThEn He LoOkEd DoWn On ThIs EaRtH
    aNd SaW yOuR tIrEd FaCe
    He PuT hIs ArMs ArOuNd YoU
    aNd LiFtEd YoU uP tO rEsT
    gOd'S gArDeN mUsT bE bEaUtIfUl
    He AlWaYs TaKeS tHe BeSt
    He KnEw ThAt YoU wErE sUfFeRiNg
    He KnEw YoU wErE iN pAiN
    hE kNeW tHaT yOu WoUlD nEvEr
    GeT wElL oN tHiS eArTh AgAiN
    hE sAw ThE rOaDs WeRe gEtTiNg RoUgH
    tHe HiLlS tO hArD tO cLiMb
    ANd So He ClOseEd YoU wEaRy EyElIdS
    aNd WhIsPeReD "pEaCe Be ThInE"
    iT bRoKe OuR hEaRtS tO lOsE yOu
    BuT yOu DiD nOt Go AlOnE
    fOr PaRt Of Us WeNt WiTh YoU
    tHe DaY gOd CaLlEd YoU hOmE

  20. TeXaSbLoNdiE05 TeXaSbLoNdiE05
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2004 11:01am UTC
    --tHeRe wAs A tImE LoNg AgO bUt It SeEmED lIkE ))yEsTeRdAy(( WhEn aLl i WaNtEd wAs *y0u*!..

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