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Quotes added on Thursday, June 24 2004

  1. Lemurlover21 Lemurlover21
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    June 24, 2004 3:23am EDT
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  2. Lemurlover21 Lemurlover21
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    June 24, 2004 3:28am EDT
    Did you ever notice that a friend is like a chew toy?
    Sometimes you just wanna rip em' up.
    Sometimes it just gives you pleasure.
    After the first couple of days all you want to do is be with you're chew toy. (friend)
    After that you never want to be without them.
    Sometimes you just want to say..."LEAVE ME ALONE. I'M PLAYING WITH MY CHEW TOY!!!!!!!!!"

  3. Abercrombiebabi08 Abercrombiebabi08
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    June 24, 2004 5:10am EDT
    It's gonna burn for me to say this
    But it's comin from my heart
    It's been a long time coming
    But we done been fell apart
    Really wanna work this out
    But I don't think you're gonna change
    I do but you don't
    Think it's best we go our separate ways
    Tell me why I should stay in this relationship
    When I'm hurting baby, I ain't happy baby
    Plus there's so many other things I gotta deal with
    I think that you should let it burn
    [Chorus]
    When the feeling ain't the same and your body don't want to
    But you know gotta let it go cuz the party ain't jumpin' like it used to
    Even though this might bruise you
    Let it burn
    Let it burn
    Gotta let it burn
    Deep down you know it's best for yourself but you
    Hate the thought of her being with someone else
    But you know that it's over
    We knew it been through
    Let it burn
    Let it burn
    Gotta let it burn
    Sendin' pages I ain't supposed to
    Got somebody here but I want you
    Cause the feelin ain't the same find myself
    Callin' her your name
    Ladies tell me do you understand?
    Now all my fellas do you feel my pain?
    It's the way I feel
    I know I made a mistake
    Now it's too late
    I know she ain't comin back
    What I gotta do now
    To get my shorty back
    Ooo ooo ooo ooooh
    Man I don't know what I'm gonna do
    Without my booo
    You've been gone for too long
    It's been fifty-leven days, um-teen hours
    Imma be burnin' till you return (let it burn)
    [Chorus]
    I'm twisted cuz one side of me is tellin' me
    that I need to move on
    On the other side I wanna break down
    and cry (ooooh)
    I'm twisted cuz one side of me is tellin' me
    that I need to move on
    On the other side I wanna break down and cry (yeah)
    Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh oooh
    Ooh ooh oooh (can ya feel me burnin'?)
    Ooh ooh ooh oooh ooh oooh
    So many days, so many hours
    I'm still burnin' till you return
    [Chorus]

  4. Abercrombiebabi08 Abercrombiebabi08
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    June 24, 2004 5:12am EDT
    We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. I'm busy moving it back.

  5. Abercrombiebabi08 Abercrombiebabi08
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    June 24, 2004 5:12am EDT
    If you are the cable company, I already sent the money.
    If you are my family, please give me money.
    If you are my employer, you didn't pay me enough money.
    If you are my friends, you owe me money.

  6. Abercrombiebabi08 Abercrombiebabi08
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    June 24, 2004 5:13am EDT
    2 friends of mine are Al Kohalic and Al Kickurass

  7. Abercrombiebabi08 Abercrombiebabi08
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    June 24, 2004 5:14am EDT
    Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver
    lmao

  8. Abercrombiebabi08 Abercrombiebabi08
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    June 24, 2004 5:14am EDT
    If ur bored follow the directions:
    1. on the outside of ur hand write :"sup,turn over"
    2. turn ur hand over and write:sup turn over
    3. read ur hand
    ill bbs... tell me how ur hand thing works out lol!

  9. Abercrombiebabi08 Abercrombiebabi08
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    June 24, 2004 5:16am EDT
    It's alright to tell me what you think about me
    I won't try to argue or hold it against you
    I know that you're leaving, you must have your reasons
    The season is calling your pictures are falling down
    The steps that I retraced the sad look on your face
    The timing and structure, did you hear, he f#@ked her
    A day late a buck short I'm writing the report
    On losing and failing when I move I'm flailing now
    And it's happened once again, I'll turn to a friend
    Someone that understands, sees through the master plan
    But everybody's gone and I've been here for too long
    To face this on my own, well I guess this is growing up
    -blink 182-
    *dammit*
    LOVE THIS SONG!!

  10. Abercrombiebabi08 Abercrombiebabi08
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    June 24, 2004 5:16am EDT
    I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transferred to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality:
    - If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.
    - If you are co-dependant, please ask someone to press "2".
    - If you have multiple personalities, please press "3", "4", and "5".
    - If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.
    - If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
    - If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer.

  11. Abercrombiebabi08 Abercrombiebabi08
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    June 24, 2004 5:16am EDT
    There are three kinds of people in the world... those who can count, and those who can't.

  12. Abercrombiebabi08 Abercrombiebabi08
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    June 24, 2004 5:16am EDT
    Since I know how much you love to read my away messages %n, here's one just for you! Feel special, don't you?

  13. Abercrombiebabi08 Abercrombiebabi08
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    June 24, 2004 5:17am EDT
    One day a girl finds a magic genie in a bottle. The genie tells the girl that he will grant her one wish. She thinks really hard about what her one wish will be. Finally, she gets out a map of the world and tells the genie all she really wants is peace in all the mid east countries. The genie says "lady, they've been fighting forever, there's no way even a wish could make them stop. Is there anything else you want?" So she says, "Well, i always wanted the perfect man. One who could fulfill all my needs." The genie rolled his eyes and said " Geez, give me the damn map."
    lmao!!

  14. Abercrombiebabi08 Abercrombiebabi08
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    June 24, 2004 5:18am EDT
    I'm out like a deaf kid in musical chairs

  15. Abercrombiebabi08 Abercrombiebabi08
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    June 24, 2004 5:18am EDT
    Life is like a pool........... once you get in , it is cold, but you get used ot it

  16. Abercrombiebabi08 Abercrombiebabi08
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    June 24, 2004 5:18am EDT
    *A girl asked a guy if she was pretty, he said no. She asked him if he wanted her, he said no. She asked him if she left would he cry, he said no. She turned to leave, he grabbed her arm and said..you're not pretty; you're beautiful. And I don't want you; I need you. And I wouldn't cry if you left; I would die*

  17. Abercrombiebabi08 Abercrombiebabi08
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    June 24, 2004 5:19am EDT
    ur mommA so stupid..
    -she tried 2 drown a fish
    -she thought a querterback was a refund
    -she got locked in a grocery store and starved 2 death
    -under "education" on her job application she put "Hooked On Phonics"
    -she tripped over a cordless phone
    -she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept
    -at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here" she put " Aries"
    -if she spoke her mind , she would b speechless
    -she studied a blood test and failed
    she thought Boiz 2 Men was a daycare center
    -she sold her car 4 gas money$
    -when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home,she moved

  18. Abercrombiebabi08 Abercrombiebabi08
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    June 24, 2004 5:20am EDT
    My fish drowned, brb
    get it? fish cant drown..they swim underwater lol

  19. Abercrombiebabi08 Abercrombiebabi08
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    June 24, 2004 5:20am EDT
    Only in America do they leave the doors of the bank open, but chain the pens to the desk.
    love this

  20. Abercrombiebabi08 Abercrombiebabi08
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2004 5:21am EDT
    What's up with America's obsession with shizzles? Next librarians will be saying, "be quizzle fo shizzle my little nizzles."

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