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Quotes added on Friday, May 21 2004

  1. xOx_ShOrT_StUfF_xOx xOx_ShOrT_StUfF_xOx
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2004 4:14am EDT
    iT's iN ThE WaY ThAt yOu MoVe Me aNd ThE WaY ThAt yOu TeAsE mE..ThE WaY ThAt i WaNt yOu ToNiGhT....iT's iN ThE WaY yOu HoLd Me aNd ThE WaY ThAt yOu KnO Me WhEn i CaN't FiNd ThE RiGhT WoRdS To SaY...yOu FeEl iT iN ThE WaY
    ClAy AiKeN *ThE WaY*

  2. sassyamerican03 sassyamerican03
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2004 5:01am EDT
    PeAcE uP * A-ToWnS DoWn!¡!
    yeah*by usher at muh school we do a peace sign then put it upside down while we say it

  3. phxvilsportzcutie phxvilsportzcutie
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2004 8:48am EDT
    *when u luv sumone u think that they r the right one and when u find out they feel the same way bout u then u get the happiest feelin*
    *<33333 beau*
    ~charlsie~ im me on lilmoore105

  4. sexxisweeti913 sexxisweeti913
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2004 10:25am EDT
    A NN N GGGGG EEEEEEE L A
    A A N N N G G E L A A
    A A N N N G G E L A A
    AAAAAAA N N N G EEEEE L AAAAAAA
    A A N N N G GGG E L A A
    A A N N N G GG E L A A
    A A N NN GGGGG G EEEEEEE LLLLLLLL A A
    I LOVE YOU BABE AND I'M GUNNA MISS YOU!!! KISSEZ!! -JUDI-

  5. sexxisweeti913 sexxisweeti913
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2004 10:32am EDT
    BBBBB A BBBBB Y Y IIIIIIIII
    B B A A B B Y Y I
    B B A A B B Y Y I
    BBBBBB AAAAAAA BBBBBB Y I
    B B A A B B Y I
    B B A A B B Y I
    BBBBBBB A A BBBBBBB Y IIIIIIIII
    L OOOOOOOO V V EEEEEEE
    L O O V V E
    L O O V V E
    L O O V V EEEEE
    L O O V V E
    L O O V V E
    LLLLLLLL OOOOOOOO VV EEEEEEE
    Y Y OOOOOOO U U !!!!!!!
    Y Y O O U U ! !
    Y Y O O U U ! !
    Y O O U U !
    Y O O U U
    Y O O U U !!!
    Y OOOOOOO UUUUUUU !!!
    I LOVE YOU BABY HAHAHA I'M KEWL YEAH I'M DONE

  6. gigglebox0989 gigglebox0989
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2004 11:45am EDT
    Nobody's perfect, so why do you try to act like you are?

  7. Gh3tt0bAbiGurLxO Gh3tt0bAbiGurLxO
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2004 12:07pm EDT
    *You can have a best friend without a boyfriend, but you can never have a boyfriend without a best friend*

  8. Gh3tt0bAbiGurLxO Gh3tt0bAbiGurLxO
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2004 12:11pm EDT
    *Ur first BoYfRi3nD is like ur first pancake~just a tester 2 c if the griddle is hott enuff*

  9. Gh3tt0bAbiGurLxO Gh3tt0bAbiGurLxO
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2004 12:15pm EDT
    *If makeup was so great, guys would be wearing it*

  10. athleticchick athleticchick
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2004 12:49pm EDT
    Dream
    You hold me close and stroke my hair
    And when I touch you, I know your there
    No one could ever make me smile the way you do
    Or surprise me when I'm feeling blue
    It's just these few things that come to mind
    Because it's only a dream

  11. imasilverdolla imasilverdolla
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2004 12:52pm EDT
    walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some quackers. The
    bartender explains that the bar doesn't have any quackers.
    The next day, the same duck walks into the bar and asks the bartender for
    some quackers. The bartender again explains that the bar doesn't serve
    quackers.
    Sure enough, the very next day, the duck again walks into the bar and asks
    for some quackers. The bartender screams at the duck, "If you come in here
    one more time, I'm going to nail your beak into the wall with a hammer and
    some nails! "
    A few days pass, and then the duck walks into the bar again.The bartender
    notices the duck and says, "I'm warning you!"
    The duck replies, "Do you have a hammer?"
    The bartender replies, "No!"
    The duck asks, "Do you have any nails?"
    The bartender replies, "No!"
    The duck grins and asks, "Do you have any quackers?"

  12. imasilverdolla imasilverdolla
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2004 12:53pm EDT
    A big, fat lady walks into a bar with a duck under her arm.
    The bartender says," Hey, where'd you get the pig." She says,
    "It's not a pig it's a duck." He says, "I was talking to the
    duck."

  13. imasilverdolla imasilverdolla
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2004 12:54pm EDT
    Mrs. White asked her 4th grade class if they thought they were stupid and, if so, to please stand.
    Little Jimmy stood up, alone.
    Mrs. White said, "Jimmy, do you really think you're stupid?"
    "No," Jimmy said. "But I didn't want you standing up there alone." v

  14. imasilverdolla imasilverdolla
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2004 12:54pm EDT
    Confused Child
    Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was
    having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and would his mother please sit
    down and have a talk with Johnny about this. So Johnny's mother takes him quietly by the hand
    upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door.
    "First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse",she said, so Johnny unbuttons her blouse
    and takes it off. "O.K., now take off my skirt", and he takes off her skirt. "Now take off my
    bra", which he does.
    "And now, Johnny, please take off my panties". Johnny finishes removing these too.
    His mother then says, "Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school anymore!

  15. imasilverdolla imasilverdolla
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2004 12:55pm EDT
    A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.
    The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table.
    "What are you doing," his mother asked?
    "The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained. "I'm looking for
    the seal."

  16. imasilverdolla imasilverdolla
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2004 12:56pm EDT
    A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and
    then screams, "AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!"
    The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to the back of the bus to sit down.
    As she was sitting there absolutely furious, a man asks, "Are you ok, dear?"
    The lady replies, "I'm so angry, that bus driver just insulted me."
    The man says, "You go back up there and give that bus driver a piece of your mind, and I'll watch your monkey."

  17. Way2Crazy36 Way2Crazy36
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2004 12:57pm EDT
    I fell out of my chair, this MAY take a while!!!!

  18. Way2Crazy36 Way2Crazy36
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2004 1:09pm EDT
    ¤YoU tHiNk YoUr GoNnA mEsS wItH mY hEaRt,
    ¤ThEn StAy AwAy FrOm Me FrOm ThE sTaRt!

  19. Way2Crazy36 Way2Crazy36
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2004 1:11pm EDT
    ¤Going 2 see if...
    ¤Vegetarianz like animal crackerz!

  20. Way2Crazy36 Way2Crazy36
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2004 1:15pm EDT
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