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Quotes added on Tuesday, March 23 2004

  1. JusTLoST JusTLoST
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2004 12:12pm UTC
    I see you standing there
    wtih your eyes sparkling blue
    i just want to jump up and tell you how i feel
    but i'm too afraid of the rejection that may be ahead
    we dont see each other much but my attraction is there
    do i tell you how i feel and risk heartbreak
    or keep quite and let my love burn inside?

  2. jen12ice44 jen12ice44
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2004 12:39pm UTC
    "Did you hear the story about the guy who tried IMing another person and but all he got was an away message? "

  3. jen12ice44 jen12ice44
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2004 1:20pm UTC
    "its a beautiful day............ n iM cHiLliN oUtSiDe So LeAvE sUm~ Riding bikes wit the lil ones around me- fun huh?Ώ(not really- at least ma sistas there!!) n e ways- out havin fun!! leave sum- too nice out to b inside all day- buh byezzz- oXxO- much love (namehere)

  4. x0GrEgZbAbIgRl5234 x0GrEgZbAbIgRl5234
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2004 1:40pm UTC
    €8 letters€
    €3 words€
    €1 meaning€
    I love you.

  5. x0GrEgZbAbIgRl5234 x0GrEgZbAbIgRl5234
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2004 1:42pm UTC
    § No guy is ever worth your tears
    and the one that is will never make you cry
    if he does, he'll see it in your eyes
    and it will hurt him too §

  6. tootsieroll13 tootsieroll13
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2004 1:44pm UTC
    this is an away message for eating:
    -:|:-I'm freeing the world of hunger starting with myself-:|-

  7. softrball20 softrball20
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2004 1:53pm UTC
    Think Acoustic-Live Electric

  8. MiNdLe00715 MiNdLe00715
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2004 1:59pm UTC
    At first we were friends, then you started to supposedly like me and you told me you loved me more then any other girl, but when I found out everything you ever said was just a lie I was hurt real bad but you didn't care at all...WHY??

  9. prissy600 prissy600
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2004 2:04pm UTC
    *you are my best friend,*
    *and you mean the world to me,*
    *you always help my broken heart mend*
    *when i'm blind you help me see.*
    *There were times we laughed and cried,*
    *talking about boys and gossip too,*
    *we stood by each other's side,*
    *i can always rely on you.*
    *the many days we spent together,*
    *knowing there will be more tears,*
    *they will stay in my heart forever,*
    *i hope our friendship grows through the years.*
    *too many memeories to even count,*
    *BEST FRIENDS FOREVER WITHOUT A DOUBT!*

  10. XoPinKPasSion143 XoPinKPasSion143
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2004 2:05pm UTC
    God saw her gettin tired
    n` her cure was not to be
    So he put his arms around her
    n` whispered 'Come with me.'
    With tearful eyes we watched her
    n` saw her pass away
    All though we loved her dearly
    We couldnt make her stay
    A golden heart stopped beating
    Hard workin hands at rest
    God broke our hearts to prove to us
    That He only takes the BEST
    DeDiKaTeD tO bRiTtAnY..wE mIsS yOu BaBy GiRl
    bRiTtAnY nIcOlE VoRhIeS
    6-29-90 + 8-10-04

  11. XoPinKPasSion143 XoPinKPasSion143
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2004 2:08pm UTC
    -_Broken Glass_-
    *Broken glass is like a shattered heart
    *Broken glass is like all the tiny pieces, ripped apart.
    *Broken glass isn't just broken glass, it's painful reminders and bad memories.
    *Broken glass is like once beautiful roses, now black, withered, & crushed to dust.
    *Broken glass is in a million pieces, representing the millions of tears you've shed.
    *Broken glass is never a beautiful thing.
    *Broken glass, can be pieced back together, like a broken heart,
    *Alas, it will be forever changed.

  12. XoPinKPasSion143 XoPinKPasSion143
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2004 2:09pm UTC
    -_All I Ever Wanted_-
    *All I ever wanted was to be loved
    *Beauty was far away from my mirror
    *Darkness was my roommate at night
    *My wrinkles express the victory I never won
    *And my body reminds me of my exhaustion
    *The sun won`t rise on my deck anymore
    *And my empty house brings back no memories
    *There will be no flowers growing
    *My name is covered with shame
    *The judges will execute the sentence
    *And no lawyer will defend my cause
    *My faith left my soul
    *My heart is too weak to beat
    *All I ever wanted was to have more time
    *To fill my soul with hope
    *To fight against the enemy in the battlefield
    *And to see a flower grow again on my deck.

  13. DancinChick2878 DancinChick2878
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2004 2:09pm UTC
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  14. blondestbrunette blondestbrunette
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2004 2:16pm UTC
    DiiS *LiiDdLe LaDii* NeEdS
    a FeLLa Ta HoLd HeR TiiGhT
    gEt iiT JuS RiiGhT--> dOnT
    WaNt NoNe oF ThEsE PlAyAz
    wHo ThiiNkIn tHey AlL hOt
    ii JuS nEeD a ReAl BoY
    wHo LuVz Me AloT

  15. DancinChick2878 DancinChick2878
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2004 2:20pm UTC
    Fun At the Drive-Thru
    Stand close to the speaker and yell your order,
    using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the
    patrons inside.
    After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape.
    Watch as customers and order- takers are unable to hear each other
    and, thus, each raises his/her volume.
    Speak a foreign language (make one up)
    When the manager comes to the mic,
    speak English and inquire as to why the order taker
    had such difficulty understanding you.
    Attempt to take the order-takers order
    (Hi, may I take your order?) before they get a chance to take yours
    Order confusing items, i.e.,
    "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please".
    In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order,
    then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind
    you is handed 40 bags of food.
    When you arrive at the window to pick up your food,
    hand them several bags of garbage & ask if they'll dispose
    of it for you. Make sure it smells.
    Drive through with a carload of naked people.
    Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker
    will think there is a problem with the speaker
    and ask you to order at the window.
    When you arrive at the window,
    speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion.
    Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food.
    Bring along a Mr. Microphone.
    When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at their speaker
    but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone speaker
    at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their own voice.
    Have a friend hide in the trunk.
    When you approach the window to pickup your order,
    have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.
    If you are a male, have a female friend place the order
    by speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker.
    When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept your order.
    See how many of the order-takers fellow employees
    have been called over to the window to "check out the babe".

  16. xxBaByT13xx xxBaByT13xx
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2004 2:22pm UTC
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    €:•.-We PaRtY hArD, tAlK a LoT -.•:€
    €:•.-WeRe ThE cUtEsT GrLz Da SkOoLs gOt -.•:€
    €:•.-We GeT tHe GuYs U wIsH u HaD-.•:€
    €:•.-wE lOoK sO gOoD, bUt AcT sO bAd -.•:€
    €:•.-U wAnT mE wIsH nO mOrE -.•:€
    €:•.-CuZ wERe Da cLaSs Of 2004! -.•:€
    put it in century gothic font it looks wicked cute!!

  17. DancinChick2878 DancinChick2878
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2004 2:22pm UTC
    The answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a
    nerd?"
    Michael Jordan makes over $300,000 a game. That equals
    $10,000 a minute, at an average of 30 minutes per game. With
    $40 million in endorsements, he makes $178,100 a day,
    working or not.
    If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night
    while vision of sugarplums dance in his head.
    If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make
    $18,550 while he's there.
    If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while
    boiling it.
    He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.
    He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.
    If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it
    would take him a whole 12 hours.
    If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement
    money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every
    second.
    He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but
    will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.
    Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income
    into a tax deferred account (401k), he will hit the federal cap
    of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.
    If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you'd
    be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.
    He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in
    the Olympics.
    He'll make about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.
    While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in
    his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600.
    This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past
    presidents for all of their terms combined.
    Amazing isn't it?
    However, if Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 250
    years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.
    Game over. Nerd wins.

  18. DancinChick2878 DancinChick2878
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2004 2:23pm UTC
    i dont get the jock or nerd one so sry if it is stupid

  19. xxBaByT13xx xxBaByT13xx
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    March 23, 2004 2:23pm UTC
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    €:•.-We PaRtY hArD, tAlK a LoT -.•:€
    €:•.-WeRe ThE cUtEsT GrLz Da SkOoLs gOt -.•:€
    €:•.-We GeT tHe GuYs U wIsH u HaD-.•:€
    €:•.-wE lOoK sO gOoD, bUt AcT sO bAd -.•:€
    €:•.-U wAnT mE wIsH nO mOrE -.•:€
    €:•.-CuZ wERe Da cLaSs Of 2004! -.•:€
    put it in century gothic font it looks wicked cute!!

  20. xxBaByT13xx xxBaByT13xx
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2004 2:23pm UTC
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    €:•.-We PaRtY hArD, tAlK a LoT -.•:€
    €:•.-WeRe ThE cUtEsT GrLz Da SkOoLs gOt -.•:€
    €:•.-We GeT tHe GuYs U wIsH u HaD-.•:€
    €:•.-wE lOoK sO gOoD, bUt AcT sO bAd -.•:€
    €:•.-U wAnT mE wIsH nO mOrE -.•:€
    €:•.-CuZ wERe Da cLaSs Of 2004! -.•:€
    put it in century gothic font it looks wicked cute!!

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