Quotes added on Saturday, February 21 2004

dumbblond77
posted a quote
February 21, 2004 9:04am UTC

a peach is a peach
a plum is a plum
a kiss ain't a kiss without any tounge
so open ur mouth
and close ur eyes
and give ur tounge
sum exersize

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dumbblond77
posted a quote
February 21, 2004 9:04am UTC

"MENtal Illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdowns, MENopause... ever notice how all of women's problems start with men??"

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dumbblond77
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February 21, 2004 9:05am UTC

*~*~How come leprachauns dance around gold when they love green so much??? ~*~

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megagrl306
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February 21, 2004 9:37am UTC

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IT SAYS I LUV LOUIS, BY MEGHAN

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CCC3
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February 21, 2004 9:43am UTC

is there such thing as a cool loser....

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Hunnix0xBunni
posted a quote
February 21, 2004 9:52am UTC

oh..dashing through the snow! on a pair of broken skiez. over cliffz we go, crashing in2 treez (ow, ow, ow)!! the snow iz turning red..i think im almost dead..and i woke up in the hospital with stiches in mi head!! Oh 911 911..Santa Clause iz dead! Rudolph shot hym with a 44..right in the head! Barbie doll, barbie doll tried to save hiz lyfe. then GI JOE from Mexico stabbed her with hiz knife!!

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KBaBeR19
posted a quote
February 21, 2004 10:05am UTC

[[ LiFe CaN Be So RaNDoMLY [B][e][a][u][T][i][F][u][L] ]]
- LiNDSaY LoHaN

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KiKi19438
posted a quote
February 21, 2004 10:10am UTC

Not everyone's friendz,
wit a girl who pretendz,
To be someone she's not,
who hangs on guys,
who uses a disguise,
she doens't get the signals,
that all the guys send,
sometimes it makes me want our friendship to end,
She goes from guy to guy,
Like a little spy,
she doesn't hear what they say,
but she flirts with them any way.

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CCC3
posted a quote
February 21, 2004 10:10am UTC

is there such thing as a cool loser...?

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LiLDenVeRGAL15
posted a quote
February 21, 2004 10:28am UTC

Take a # hunn i am out with # 129 and got more to go

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HotPInKeMMa
posted a quote
February 21, 2004 10:31am UTC

[] ForeveR []
<>Turned into<>
/\/\NeveR/\/\

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JoRdAnS_sOuThErN_BeL
posted a quote
February 21, 2004 11:30am UTC

Memories flood through my mind
of me and you together
i think about the good times we had
i wish they would of lasted forever
the memories of the I Love You's
and the late night fone calls
the memories of the basketball games
i thought i had it all
then i come back to reality
as a tear streams down my face
i wish that instead of memories
you would take their place
--A Dani Barbour Origanal�
dont take credit plezz and thanks

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xairforcewingsx
posted a quote
February 21, 2004 11:37am UTC

"BABY FAT?"
When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!" I replied, "Yes honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy." "I know," she replied, "but what is growing in your butt?"

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xairforcewingsx
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February 21, 2004 11:37am UTC

"THE PERFECT PICTURE"
When you THINK you have a bad day, remember this one from a young mother. "I was taking a shower when my 2 year old son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. "Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so I ran for my camera and took a few shots. They came out so well that I had copies made and put them in cards and mailed them out to relatives. A few days later one of my relatives called commenting on my picture, laughing hysterically and suggesting I take a closer look. Puzzled, I stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to my son, I had captured my reflection in the mirror wearing nothing but a camera!"

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xairforcewingsx
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February 21, 2004 11:37am UTC

"THUMB SUCKING"
A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb, though his mother had tried everything from bribery, to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit. Finally she tried threats, warning her son that, "If you don't stop sucking your thumb, your stomach is going to blow up like a balloon. "Later that day, walking in the park, mother and son saw a pregnant woman sitting on a bench. The four year old considered her gravely for a minute, then spoke to her saying, "Uh-oh...I know what you've been doing."

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HoTcHiCa121
posted a quote
February 21, 2004 11:53am UTC

great moments come from great oppourtunities
-miralce-

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mzkinkst3r
posted a quote
February 21, 2004 12:00pm UTC

..C/a/N/c/e/l
MY
S.u.b.s.c.r.i.p.t.i.o.n.s..
..I'M
O V E R
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i\S\s\U\e\S..

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mzkinkst3r
posted a quote
February 21, 2004 12:00pm UTC

a good friend helpz u up wen u trip
a best friend shovez u again -n- laughz

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mzkinkst3r
posted a quote
February 21, 2004 12:03pm UTC

WaNnA pLaY
mInD g/A/m/E/z??
RoLl
ThE
d.I.c.E
aSzHoLe