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Quotes added on Tuesday, January 20 2004

  1. kArOLYne713Z kArOLYne713Z
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2004 11:30am UTC
    Rules for Buying Gifts for Men
    Rule #1:
    If you are really, really broke, buy him anything for his car. A 99-cent ice scraper, a small bottle of de-icer or something to hang from his rear view mirror. Men love gifts for their cars. No one knows why.
    Rule #2:
    If you cannot afford a cordless drill, buy him anything with the word ratchet or socket in it. Men love saying those two words. "Hey George, can I borrow your ratchet?" "OK. By-the-way, are you through with my 3/8-inch socket yet?" No one knows why.
    Rule #3:
    When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. I have a friend who owns 17 and he has yet to complain. As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills. Again, no one knows why.
    Rule #4:
    Do not buy men socks. Do not buy men ties. And never buy men bathrobes. I was told that if God had wanted men to wear bathrobes, he wouldn't have invented Jockey shorts.
    Rule #5:
    You can buy men new remote controls to replace the ones they have worn out. If you have a lot of money buy your man a big-screen TV with the little picture in the corner. Watch him go wild as he flips, and flips, and flips.
    Rule #6:
    Do not buy a man any of those fancy liqueurs. If you do, it will sit in a cupboard for 23 years. Real men drink whiskey or beer.
    Rule #7:
    Do not buy any man industrial-sized canisters of after shave or deodorant. I'm told they do not stink - they are earthy.
    Rule #8:
    Buy men label makers. Almost as good as cordless drills. Within a couple of weeks there will be labels absolutely everywhere. "Socks. Shorts. Cups. Saucers. Door. Lock. Sink." You get the idea. No one knows why.
    Rule #9:
    Never buy a man anything that says "some assembly required" on the box. It will ruin his Special Day and he will always have parts left over.
    Rule #10:
    Good places to shop for men include Northwest Iron Works, Parr Lumber, Home Depot, John Deere, Valley RV Center, and Les Schwab Tire. (NAPA Auto Parts and Sears' Clearance Centers are also excelle

  2. KyLeSbAbE KyLeSbAbE
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2004 11:32am UTC
    You told me that you loved me, but I can tell you don't.
    You always used to touch me, but now you say you won't.
    I liked you so much, you made me go insane.
    I thought love was so sweet and innocent, but you caused me so much pain.
    One second everything was right, the next, so terribly wrong.
    I knew I would wait for you, but no, not this long.
    My heart is breaking and me, finally awakening...
    Awakening from this dream of you.

  3. kArOLYne713Z kArOLYne713Z
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2004 11:35am UTC
    * Moulin Rouge Quotes *
    “Yes, I had come to live a penniless existence. I had come to write about truth, beauty, freedom, and that which I believed in above all things, love.”
    “Above all things I believe in love. Love is like oxygen. Love is a many-splendoured thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love!”
    “I don’t care, I don’t care about the show. We love each other, and that’s all that matters.”
    The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
    HoLLLerrrrrr 2 Da *k*
    zk<3
    “One not-so-very-special-day I went to my typewriter, sat down, and wrote our story. A story about a time, a story about a place, a story about the people. But above all things, a story about love. A love that will live forever.”

  4. KyLeSbAbE KyLeSbAbE
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2004 11:36am UTC
    I wanna be the girl you talk to on the phone.
    I wanna be the girl you cry to sayin "I don't wanna be alone."
    I wanna be the girl you chill with on friday nights.
    I wanna be the girl you kiss and hold tight.
    I wanna know everything about you inside and out.
    I wanna be the girl who all your homeboys know you thinkin bout.
    I wanna be the one you'll love forever, without a doubt.
    I wanna be your girl...the only one in your world

  5. KyLeSbAbE KyLeSbAbE
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2004 11:38am UTC
    I gaze out my window
    and stare at the sky.
    My young heart is broken,
    these unloved eyes must cry.
    I sit here and wallow
    In this newfound pain.
    Your love kept me lucid,
    now i'm no longer sane.
    You were my everything,
    now I am your nothing.
    You meant the world to me,
    Shouldn't that count for something?

  6. KyLeSbAbE KyLeSbAbE
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2004 11:40am UTC
    They're closing in,
    the walls are cracked.
    Look me in the eye
    and stab me in the back.
    Pull the knife out,
    let it slide.
    I no longer want to suffer this pain inside.

  7. kArOLYne713Z kArOLYne713Z
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2004 11:43am UTC
    - spread your wings and fly -
    * cant hold us down *
    /// w a l k a w a y \\\
    -|- itZ PURe InfAtuaTion -|-
    ~ just trust the voice within ~
    >>> keep On singing MY song <<<
    *******Christina Aguilera.
    *k.Lyne*
    <3

  8. KyLeSbAbE KyLeSbAbE
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2004 11:59am UTC
    Who will I run to?
    Who will I turn to?
    Now that you left me behind...
    Who will dry my tears when I cry?
    Who will I run to?
    Who will I turn to?
    Now that you're not here...im my life?

  9. bAbBeRs612 bAbBeRs612
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2004 12:03pm UTC
    × im sick of p e o p l e saying d.o.n.t copy this and \d\o\n\t copy t/h/a/t.. okay well thats w h a t this ||site|| is for... to s-h-a-r-e your i*d*e*a*s... most ideas are ReAlLy g,r,e,a,t and i l`o`v`e this site but p~l~e~a~s~e... can we s!t!o!p that! tHaNkEeS ×

  10. trublonde258 trublonde258
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2004 12:03pm UTC
    what do you do when life gets you do when life gets u down???
    just keep swiming, just keep swiming, just keep swiming swiming swiming!!!
    ~dori.. (finding nemo for u that dont kno.)

  11. pistonsfan pistonsfan
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2004 12:11pm UTC
    *nothing* I can do to change your mind
    *nothing* I can do to make you mine!

  12. maria1422 maria1422
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2004 12:14pm UTC
    aNd hE tOlD mE hAvE No FeAr
    YoUr NoT LoSt YoUr HeRe
    No NeEd To WoNdEr
    No NeEd To ExPlAiN
    jUsT hAvE sOmE fAiTh In WhAt YoU SeE
    yOuR rIgHt hErE wHeRe YoU wAnNa Be
    × .::. HiLaRy .::. dUfF .::. ×

  13. adamsbaby adamsbaby
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2004 12:19pm UTC
    love me for my mind, and not my body...but play with my body, and not my mind.

  14. adamsbaby adamsbaby
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2004 12:22pm UTC
    just about the time she falls asleep,
    so does my right arm,
    and i wanna move it so badly,
    cuz its tingling and its numb..
    but she looks so darn cute
    that i dont wanna wake her up...
    yeah i live for...little moments...like that.
    -brad paisley

  15. SeXiiChIcka SeXiiChIcka
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2004 12:37pm UTC
    Why am i fighting to live if im juss living to fight
    Why am i trying to see if there aint nothing in site
    Why am i trying to give if no1 gives me a try
    Why am i dying to live if im juss living to die....

  16. Elle Elle
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2004 12:38pm UTC
    [ x 0 x ] Homewrk [ x 0 x ]
    leave one or call
    [[ : :Leave <33: : ]]
    x 0 x / / ShortsTuF
    ..call da cell..

  17. Elle Elle
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2004 12:38pm UTC
    Sleep--->School--->Homework--->Repeat... itz sad what i do for a living

  18. uconngirl10333 uconngirl10333
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2004 12:47pm UTC
    I met A boy *Perfect* 4 ME
    Sweet & Sexy as can be
    Of course he'll never go out with me
    but thats okay I'm better than he'll ever be

  19. uconngirl10333 uconngirl10333
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2004 12:48pm UTC
    birdy birdy in da sky why'd u do that in my eye? looks like sugar tastes like sap omg its birdy crap

  20. xFaLlEn4HiMx xFaLlEn4HiMx
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2004 12:53pm UTC
    *TiReD oF TrYiNg....SiCk Of CrYiNg...
    YeAh i'M sMiLiNg....BuT iNsIdE i'M dYiNg*

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