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OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 2:53pm UTC

you're just a letdown
anoether one of my mistakes

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xxSydneeey12
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 8:36pm UTC

-----------♥----------
Everybody's waiting, for
you to break down.
Everybody's watching,
to see the fallout
♥

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lil_angel101
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 9:04pm UTC

That Extremly
attractive face you make
when you yawn .....
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 9:18pm UTC

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy,
but here's some mouthwash, use it maybe?

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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RomanceOnARocketshipp
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 9:45pm UTC

Me: Do You ship Larry?
Cleverbot: No
Me: Oh, who do you ship?
Cleverbot: You.
Me: What?
Cleverbot: What?
Me:
Cleverbot:
Me:
Cleverbot:
Me:
Cleverbot
Me: Ok

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sbona123
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 9:51pm UTC

format by sandrasaurus
Just smile and say you're fine; nobody really cares anyways.

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anonymouus
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 10:21pm UTC

I know he's gone and I know that
hurts, but you don't have to be so
blue. You can let this make you
better, instead of bitter.

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softball143
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 10:28pm UTC

You dont understand
how much I need you right now.
nmf

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xocheetahcrayonxo
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 3:13pm UTC

R e m o v e t h e l o v e t r i a n g l e, and the Hunger Games is about a televised fight to the death. Remove the love triangle, and Twilight is about a girl who moves to a town where it rains a lot.

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daniicheeky
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 11:08pm UTC

LOL 1#
If homework is work,
Why don't we get paid?
(fave if you think I should do a series)

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skinnyminikitty
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 1:53pm UTC

what if this
planet was really just a reality tv show for other planets :0
mind=blown

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Armydaughter
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 8:40am UTC

That line of swear words
that goes through your head
when you stub your toe

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 11:16pm UTC

when I say I'm ugly,
I'm serious.
I'm not fishing for compliments.

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Abbjess789
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 5:08pm UTC

Dear Crush,
If your "shower brb" was intended to make me imagine you naked.. mission accomplished

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unitopia25
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 6:38pm UTC

Janessa went from being "in a relationship" to "single."
Like • Comment • 11 minutes ago
Courtney My phone battery literally lasted longer.
5 minutes ago · Like
i found this on unfriendable
and i thought it was hilarious :)

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Maddyhj
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 5:19pm UTC

Bros before hoes
Yeah. But shes not a hoe and if you consider her one then your definitley not a bro.

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prplesockerninja22
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 2:05pm UTC

Real life jobs that use Algebra:
Algebra Teacher

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ThatsSooTaylor
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 3:50pm UTC

Shelby
Dear guys,
Being a dick isnt going to make yours bigger.
Like • Comment • 29 minutes ago
Connor worked for me...
28 minutes ago · Like
Matt All your statues are about dicks...
27 minutes ago · Like
Spemcer Dear girls, bending over in a photo wont make your boobs bigger.
23 minutes ago · Like
~These boys deserve an award...

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drizzyyo
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 3:07pm UTC

admit it..
when you first joined witty,
you thought,
"• pending moderation •"
was a quote too.

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