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spence*
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 3:00pm UTC

Today a girl told
me how beautiful my smile was
and how I'm always smiling when she sees me.
My secret?
I cry myself to sleep at wishing I were dead.
A smile can hide a lot.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 4:18am UTC

“I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have turned out differently if I had. But I didn’t.”
— Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 6:43pm UTC

Whoever invented baseball pants, I thank you.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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bristolpaigexo
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 5:28pm UTC

So today at school
we had yearbook signing day.
The whole school was in the gym signing each other's yearbooks.
One of my friends came up to me and
said
"hey I just saw Jaime's yearbook and everything in it was about him being
too fat
too ugly
too annoying
too stupid."
...
I spent the next 10 minutes looking for him.
And I finally found him sitting right outside of the boys' bathrooms.
IN TEARS.
"Do you mind if I sign your yearbook?"
I said.
I guess he didn't want me to see him crying so he ran into bathroom
and left his yearbook laying on the floor.
I grabbed his sharpie and wrote,
"I know what it's like. Stay strong. You are beautiful in my eyes."
I walked to the outside of the boys' bathrooms and slid the open yearbook under the door.
A minute later, he came out of the
bathrooms, blood dripping from his fresh cuts, and shoved his knife into his backpack.
He looked straight at me with his wet eyes.
"I want you to know..
you just saved a life"

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 11:06pm UTC

This guy was listening to really loud gospel music at the library and one the
librarian asked him to turn it down and he said, "You can't turn down Jesus!"

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 9:54am UTC

If countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
The United States: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentleman
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 7:55pm UTC

I automatically hate you if:
• You add a stupid quote that takes up half the page
• You leave me spam comments
• You say "fave if" in your quote
• You don't know or don't like the song Baby Got Back
• You type and/or speak like an uneducated piece of white trash
• You start childish arguments with me for no damn reason
• You breathe

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 6:47pm UTC

friend: you should've come with us!
me: an invitation might have helped

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 6:53pm UTC

It’s funny how I was the fastest s.perm and now I barely move at all.

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 6:36pm UTC

What if everyone driving on the highway tuned their radios to the same station and blasted the volume?
It would be like a traveling concert.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 3:40pm UTC

I need to lose 10 pounds....
but don't want to stop eating ice cream or actually have to work out.
Do you see my struggle?

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 12:28am UTC

I've made a lot of progress. I don't think about calories or scales or thigh gaps anymore. Ever. I've gained 35 pounds. You can't see my bones anymore. I don't spend every minute of free time staring at food in the supermarket, I don't shiver whenever anyone mentions eating McDonalds. My throat has healed up, my period has come back. And I never told anyone about any of it, so the reason I'm posting this is that you guys are the only people who I feel safe telling.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 11:11pm UTC

one time
i was at my friend’s house while her sister was getting arrested and 3 cops walk into the house one checks all the rooms and when he looks in the first bathroom there i am sitting on the toilet seat in south park boxers shaving my legs and we just lock eyes and i just kinda freeze and after like 4 seconds of absolute silence i’m like “…what seems to be the problem officer” and he shut the door on me
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 7:18pm UTC

When you make a funny quote and no one faves it..
Obviously they were laughing so hard they had breathing problems and had to be rushed to the hospitial.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 6:22pm UTC

Mini m&m's taste better than normal m&m's.
Don't even try to argue with me on this.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 12:16am UTC

BravoSierra's format
Just got my financial aid award, I'm crying.
I get to go to college. ♥

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 1:29pm UTC

The awkward moment when,
You mess up a word up in a middle of a argument .♥

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nevercutyourbeautiful
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 9:00pm UTC

Alright,so i wanted to share something with y'all,
a month or two ago, i was walking down the hallway of my school bawling my eyes
out, i got bullied and stuff all day, and i couldnt do it anymore. I was walking so i
could go to practice, and one of my teachers stopped and asked if i was okay. i
kinda just like kept walking trying to hide my face and was like yup, she obviously
knew something was up, so i kept walking and i saw my friend ran into her arms and
was bawling my eyes out. The teacher saw me again and was like "Hum come into
my room. I was embarressed and yup, but she like talked to me about whats going on
and she was telling me it wasnt okay, and she'll report them, and how shes always
here and stuff, i know it may not seem like much, but i just wanted to make an
apprecation quote because honestly, she gives me so much hope.

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cassi_styles
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 4:09pm UTC

I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if we could just like talk to them like this:
Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit, Hey, you might wanna move over some- you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom okay?
Spider: Nah, thats your space. We're cool. Have a great evening

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