yuzermali's Quotes

yuzermali
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June 20, 2013 6:49pm UTC

I love how I'm ugly but
I still expect hot guys to notice me.

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yuzermali
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June 19, 2013 7:30pm UTC

I used to be nice...
...but then I started bleeding from my crotch

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yuzermali
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June 17, 2013 8:40pm UTC

Some people are so stupid like omg I would explain it to you but I'm sorry, I dont have any crayons with me at the moment so bye now.

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yuzermali
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 2:01pm UTC

If you watch Home Alone backwards, its a story about two men who are helped out of traps by a young child, who then cleans them up.
Then the child's family comes home and yells at him.

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yuzermali
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June 17, 2013 1:58pm UTC

I swear, trying to understand some people is like trying to smell the color 9.

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yuzermali
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 1:53pm UTC

I put the ' pro' in
procrastination:)

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yuzermali
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 10:51pm UTC

Pretty words and a fake smile
do alot to hide whats vile.

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yuzermali
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 2:22am UTC

Witty: Witty is more fun with friends. Tell your friends about witty.
Me: Sure
Me: If I had friends.
Me: And if I wanted them to read through my screwd up quotes
Me: And possibly find out about my screwed up life.
Me: So, no thank you.

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yuzermali
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 2:15am UTC

Brother: Why is Justin Beaver so-
Me: What did you just say?
Brother: I saaaaaid: why is Justin Beaver-
Me: Bieber. Justin Bieber.
Dad: Yeah, don insult the beavers.
Dad: What did they ever do to you?
Me:
Brother:
Me:
Brother:
Dad: what?
I swear this just happened. (Btw, my brothers eight so yeah...he actually thout it was Justain Beaver)

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yuzermali
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 9:22pm UTC

I hate being sick
because
I can't even taste
anything like whats the
point of eating like what
did I do to deserve this?

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yuzermali
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 9:02pm UTC

Crush: Ugh Im so hot
Me: *sighs dreamily*
Me: I know
Me: now tell me something I dont
Crush: what
Me: what

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yuzermali
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 8:59pm UTC

Person: You're pretty!
Me: *laughs like a pixie from The Fairly Oddparents*

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yuzermali
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January 27, 2013 6:35pm UTC

Lorax: Which way does a tree fall?
Once-ler: I dont know... down?
Lorax: A tree falls the way it leans
Lorax: Be careful which way you lean.

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yuzermali
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 6:31pm UTC

Mirror: Omg you look so pretty!
Me: Aw thanks!
Camera: LOL no you dont!
Me: Yeah I know...

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yuzermali
posted a quote
January 22, 2013 9:16pm UTC

Squidward: You buried my house!
Patrick: No need to thank us.
Squidward: THANK YOU!
Patrick: You're welcome.

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yuzermali
posted a quote
January 20, 2013 12:06am UTC

I would be so skinny
if the only way to charge my laptop, was to work out.

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yuzermali
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 8:50pm UTC

Things I will never understand:
Harry Styles' four nipples.
People who cant tell the difference between homosapiens and homosexuals.
How Spongebob and Patrick made those noises in that box.
Oh and,
Taylor Swift's judgment.

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yuzermali
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 11:57pm UTC

Dog: Oh looks like someone is at the door
Dog: LET ME SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE!

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yuzermali
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 11:55pm UTC

Batman: NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA ME

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yuzermali
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 11:47pm UTC

My spelling is so bipolar.
One day Im all: Hey I can spell 'Schizophrenia! '
And the next Im like: How do you spell 'tree'?

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