spottedleaf · 1 decade ago
Haha, unless it's Nicholas Sparks!
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lithium* · 1 decade ago
unless it's john green, or david levithan.
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CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath · 1 decade ago
*teenage boys and girls
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laurenpyne · 1 decade ago
john green was not like that though
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D* · 1 decade ago
:D thats not how all stories goes... :D
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kristabff · 1 decade ago
I was thinking of creating an account called 'youbxtch' so the welcome banner on your page could be like 'welcome to wittyprofiles, youbxtch!'

should i
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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi · 1 decade ago
explain*
I'm*
don't*
Kinda contradicting yourself
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YouuOnlyyLiveeOncee · 1 decade ago
luv this song omg its cute
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LiveLaughLoveBelieve · 1 decade ago
i did that last night!
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fruitygirl11 · 1 decade ago
mirror: looking good.
camera: haha nice try
instagram filters: i got you bro.
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ninalovesyou1234 · 1 decade ago
i don't get it? SOMEONE TELL ME.
PLEASE
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InOneMoment · 1 decade ago
BWAHAHAHAHA
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xxherexgoesxnothingxx · 1 decade ago
LOL <3
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starposk · 1 decade ago
No it's lotion.
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Sonny84 · 1 decade ago
oh my god ME TOO.
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onlyboyonthissite · 1 decade ago
HHAAHHAAHHAHAA
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mynameissean · 1 decade ago
LOL
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BlackRoses * · 1 decade ago
Love it!!
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yuzermali · 1 decade ago
who the hell is Gabriel Iglesias? I just saw this in someones short story and thought it would be funny to post on Witty.
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s3lfiz4lyf · 1 decade ago
Because they don't see their beauty. Everyone tells them they need to be better.
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