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yuzermali

1. yuzermali
   posted a quote
   September 29, 2015 7:01pm UTC
   WHO TF IS CUTTING ONIONS STAND UP HOE
   
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2. yuzermali
   posted a quote
   September 29, 2014 4:30pm UTC
   its like you're falling
   and you cant stop
   
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3. yuzermali
   posted a quote
   September 29, 2014 4:28pm UTC
   I was never supposed to be this broken
   
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4. yuzermali
   posted a quote
   September 23, 2014 2:58pm UTC
   I try to be happy
   Its just hard sometimes
   Sometimes impossible
   Format by Breeze
   
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5. yuzermali
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2014 12:01am UTC
   // I should be over you. And yet you still linger in my mind. Your laugh still echoes in my soul and all I feel is a deep yearing for something that has passed and can never be.
   
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6. yuzermali
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2014 9:09pm UTC
   format by MikaylaSaysHi do not remove
   Finally
   Everything
   ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦
   is going to be alright
   
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7. yuzermali
   posted a quote
   February 18, 2014 2:37pm UTC
   When people compliment me
   I blush a lot and die. ♥♥♥
   format credit: MissAnna
   
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8. yuzermali
   posted a quote
   January 14, 2014 8:15pm UTC
   Dont you hate it when
   you pick dead skin from your lip and end up peeling off your face?
   
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9. yuzermali
   posted a quote
   November 14, 2013 7:24pm UTC
   When a guy writes a book:
   We kissed.
   When a girl writes a book:
   We leaned in towards each other
   and our lips brushed in a soft embrace.
   My heart pounded in my ears like a drum
   while his arms snaked aroung my waist
   anD SWEET BABY JESUS
   IT WAS THE BEST 10 SECONDS
   IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
   
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10. yuzermali
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 5:55pm UTC
    Me: When I get married I'm going-
    Brother: IF. You mean if you get married.
    Me:
    Him:
    Me:
    Him:
    Me: I hate you.
    
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11. yuzermali
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 8:27pm UTC
    dont you ever say
    I just walked away
    I will always want you
    format by amenah
    
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12. yuzermali
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 8:15pm UTC
    Sometimes late at night when no ones around I like to eat junk food while going on Wiity.
    lol what? You thought this was going to be meaningful?
    Format by Breeze
    
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13. yuzermali
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 8:00pm UTC
    i dont even know what love feels like anymore
    Format by Breeze
    
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14. yuzermali
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 7:38pm UTC
    *lying in bed*
    me: I dont want to get up
    me: If I get up I'll have to see people
    me: and do things
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me: NOOOOOO!
    
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15. yuzermali
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 7:55pm UTC
    1.Make a username that says: Someoneactually
    2.Favorite your own quote
    3.Witty: Someoneactually favorited your quote
    4. Cry because you are forever alone
    
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16. yuzermali
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 7:46pm UTC
    Me: KK. Time to do homework
    Me: *opens up computer*
    Me: *Tumblr pops up on screen*
    Me: Huh? Wth? I didnt even....
    Me: *Witty opens up*
    Me: Wait...no..computer...no
    Me: *youtube, cute pics of cats and hot photos of fave celebs pops up*
    Me : NO COMPUTER
    Me : STAHP
    *Seven hours later*
    Me: Oh so that's how you hit a giraffe with a violin.
    
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17. yuzermali
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    *At family reunion*
    Me: oh hi, um im good, thanks...who are you again?
    Me: laughs awkwardly
    Me: wheres the food?
    Me: oh man im so full I think I'll explode
    Me: dessert? Give me that shiz.
    Me: * someone asks me about grades* um, yeah I got good marks...like I passed if thats what you mean....
    Me: looks around awkwardly and avoids eyes contact
    Me : sighs
    Me : I'll just go on witty
    Me: *pulls out phone*
    Me: posts quote about going to awkward family reunions.
    
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18. yuzermali
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 4:49pm UTC
    Person: What's the worst thing you can imagine?
    Me: Steve hating me.
    Person:
    Me:
    Person:
    Me: No, wait I cant even imagine that.
    
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19. yuzermali
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 7:10pm UTC
    When you fall, I'll be there for you.
    - Floor
    
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20. yuzermali
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 6:58pm UTC
    I feel like everyone is in a relationship and Im just here like:
    I like the tree. Thats a nice tree.
    
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