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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 1:45pm UTC
    it takes 30 seconds
    to type a text message
    that will make her smile
    for hours.

  2. tontonx7 tontonx7
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2010 12:19pm UTC
    Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of dying, he sings.
    on owl city's
    facebook.(:

  3. HopelessNoey HopelessNoey
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2010 7:17pm UTC
    I LOVE YOU. ////
    ♥ I LIKE HIM.
    I DON'T KNOW
    WHAT TO DO.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. spoluvsyaxx14 spoluvsyaxx14
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2010 2:00pm UTC
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  7. pachecoD95 pachecoD95
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2010 9:24pm UTC
    whenever i think of you
    it makes me feel a connection
    and i know its true
    about this certain affection
    your name is my hearts treason
    it wont go away
    but for some reason
    i hope it will stay
    you are the upmost perfection
    and your beauty is beyond belief
    so i ask you a question
    hoping your answer brings relief
    if you would do one thing
    in which i only hope you agree
    will you make my soul sing
    and go out with me

  8. nicoleejayyx3 nicoleejayyx3
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2010 2:59pm UTC
    I'd let you go but
    you're all that i'm after *
    ;fade to whomever x3

  9. StolenHeart StolenHeart
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2010 6:34pm UTC
    It's always times like these
    When I think of you and I wonder
    If you ever think of me ♥

  10. uconn23 uconn23
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2010 2:27pm UTC
    I'm trying to decide which is worse;
    finding out that you don't like me,
    or not knowing that you do.

  11. ilovemusic ilovemusic
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2010 2:55pm UTC
    There’s a huge difference
    Between getting over things
    &
    Getting through things

  12. boycrazyyxoxo7 boycrazyyxoxo7
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2010 6:46pm UTC
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  13. HelloSunshinee_ HelloSunshinee_
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2010 4:42pm UTC
    if looks could kill
    you'd be a weapon of mass destruction

  14. ilyx1x23 ilyx1x23
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2010 3:54pm UTC
    Dear [ future ] girlfriend,
    Take good care of him, okay?
    He is shy. He makes plans and then cancels. He gives you butterflies that won’t go away. You can never get him out of your head. He is sensitive. He is quiet. He is modest. He is the last person on earth you would think capable of falling in love. He is unselfish. He is competitive. But, he is charming. He is athletic. He is obedient. He has the most amazing eyes. He is religious. His body will make you faint, it’s that amazing. He is relaxed. He is loyal. He is hilarious. He is patient. He is open-minded. He is amazing. He is beautiful. He loves food, probably more than he loves you. His family will always come first. His favorite color is blue. His birthday is in June. His parents are incredibly sweet. If you are annoying him, you’ll know. He smells amazing. Those [butterflies] that you feel now when your with him, yeah they won't EVER go away. His little brother is adorable. He has tons of friends. He will keep you up texting until after midnight. Never underestimate him. He will make you insanely happy. He is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. Everyone loves him. You will be jealous. He cares he just has a funny way of showing it.
    BUT, most of all...
    Love him. And love him endlessly. Take what he gives you while it lasts, because you never know when it might end. +& when it does end, cherish the memories;; just as i do now, and will forever.
    Love,
    His [ past ] girlfriend
    sorry its long
    please read (:

  15. xBeautifulDngerx xBeautifulDngerx
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2010 2:26pm UTC
    A husband came home from work exhausted and slumped down on his sofa.
    Lazy as he was, he asked his wife, "Hey, wtf?"
    The wife said, "Oh, so you're home. Stfu."
    "Excuse me?" The husband said back to her, completely shocked.
    "I said, 'Stfu'," the wife continued to say.
    "And I said, 'Wtf?', Where's the food?" The husband said back.
    "Yeah, and I told you, 'Sorry, the food's up.' If you want food then go buy more, you dipshit."
    all credit goes to me(:
    xo- xBeautifulDngerx

  16. boycrazyyxoxo7 boycrazyyxoxo7
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2010 4:58pm UTC
    && the worst feeling in the world.,
    --->>is not knowing whether you should wait or give up. </3

  17. LaurenRebecca LaurenRebecca
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2010 1:51pm UTC
    The best conversations...
    are always late at night.

  18. iLikeLOVEmusicxx11 iLikeLOVEmusicxx11
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2010 3:56pm UTC
    i want to be the girl
    who he thinks is the cutest; not necessarily the
    hottest or prettiest, but the cutest, because
    hottness refers to the body,
    and god knows mine isn't perfect.
    pretty refers to the face
    i know plenty of girls prettier than me;
    but cuteness is refering to every
    imperfection
    that he loves. every weird little habit.
    the funny little things that make me different
    from any other girl he could have.
    like how dorky i laugh, or i can't watch gory
    movies, or the way my hair smells.
    all of the little things he notices and adores.
    not mine.thought it was cute.
    click the <3

  19. HopeOnTheHorizon_x HopeOnTheHorizon_x
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2010 4:58pm UTC
    Face it, life is like the quotes on witty, ♥
    if you don't have a pretty face, most people won't look twice at you.

  20. xxmandyyxx xxmandyyxx
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2010 4:57pm UTC
    "Don't talk to strangers"
    THEN HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO MAKE FRIENDS!?
    gotta love facebook.

:)

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