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  1. too_much-swag* too_much-swag*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 5:07am UTC
    One does not simply
    cure cancer by liking a quote/status.

  2. beautyinabox beautyinabox
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 1:08pm UTC
    Favorite if you've ever had a,
    Neopets, Club Penguin, Webkinz, Stardoll, Millsberry, or Tamagotchi.

  3. EmmaleeeGrace EmmaleeeGrace
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 2:57am UTC
    I Hate It How Your Nice
    To The Weird Kid
    & Then BOOM. Stalked For Life.

  4. HeyheyX_mondayy HeyheyX_mondayy
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2010 4:21pm UTC
    In junior high,
    there was a kid on my bus who would always run home as soon as the bus dropped him off.
    We would laugh at him every day.
    We didn't know that he ran because he wanted to make sure his sister hadn't killed herself while he was gone at school.
    One day, he missed school. A week after, he was back.
    He stopped running. </3
    (six♥billion♥secrets)

  5. CandEProductions CandEProductions
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 8:52pm UTC
    Why is it that if a guy does football, then he is manly, but if he does cheerleading, then he is gay?
    Think about it...
    Guys who play football run around in tights trying to jump on top of each other.
    However, guys who do cheerleading get to practice in sweats, while they hold girls up in the air and get to look up their skirts.
    Now, which sounds more gay?

  6. ohxhelloxthere ohxhelloxthere
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    -------------------------
    The star of the football team
    h a s a b l i n d d a d
    who always comes to his games,
    even though he can't see him play.
    One day, the dad gets sick and dies
    before the night of his son's big game.
    The team is expecting him to slack off,
    mourning the death of his father.
    But he played the best game he EVER had,
    making the winning touchdown
    &+ many amazing plays.
    The couch is amazed, so he asked,
    "How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
    The boy stares right at him, and says
    "This is the first time he has ever seen me play."

    -------------------------
    Not mine. I just love it

  7. JetsGirlXx18xX JetsGirlXx18xX
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 2:29pm UTC
    ♥ When I Told You I Was Sick
    you cried
    When I Got On The Plane To Have My Operation
    you didn't say good bye.
    I got lucky and got a donor heart
    But When I Came Home
    I Couldn't Find You
    Finally I asked your mom
    && She Said With Tears In Her Eyes
    "Where Do You Think You Got The Heart From ?"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 10:21am UTC
    I add 'ish' to the end of words
    When I don't know how to describe something.
    nmfq

  10. jaydexox jaydexox
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 3:41pm UTC
    Mumbling bits of the songs you don't know.
    then screaming the chorus with all your heart.

  11. skittleslover24 skittleslover24
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 10:20am UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When the room is dead silent and your stomach growls.
    format credit; jayciecutie01

  12. Lozz3x Lozz3x
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 8:55am UTC
    &+Who Else
    has looked into a car
    to check how they look, and someone
    is in there.
    [ happens all the time. ]
    nmf

  13. xobabyjay24xo xobabyjay24xo
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 3:13pm UTC
    what makes a duck high?
    q u a c k ♥

  14. clairebear789 clairebear789
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 4:16pm UTC
    sometimes,
    i w i s h you would pay
    more attention to my favorite songs;
    because they say
    [ the words ]
    that i am too
    scared to say..
    nmf

  15. ijustwannarun2232 ijustwannarun2232
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    when channel 69 is all about God and religion

  16. emilyy26 emilyy26
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 2:57pm UTC
    QUARPITAPHOBIA
    ;the fear of turning into a penguin <(")

  17. xooniicoleexoo xooniicoleexoo
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 10:51am UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT..
    When your sitting with the guy you like and someone tells you that you two would make cute babies....

  18. saraalovesyou saraalovesyou
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    If a girl tells you
    to 'have fun' that means she wants you
    to have a horrible time without her.

  19. Aliciaox9503 Aliciaox9503
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 1:49pm UTC
    ♥♥
    uhh. what happened to your room?
    I got dressed
    nmf

  20. sharpie76 sharpie76
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2011 4:36pm UTC
    typing "lol"
    when you're as expressionless as kristen stewart.♥

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