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1. yousacutiee6969
   posted a quote
   December 24, 2012 9:29pm UTC
   That awkward moment
   when your boyfriend tells the dentist to be careful
   b e c a u s e y o u g a g e a s i l y.
   nmf
   
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2. yousacutiee6969
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2012 5:47pm UTC
   I force my dog to watch
   animal abuse commercials,
   J u s t s o h e k n o w s h o w g o o d h e h a s i t .
   nmf
   
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3. yousacutiee6969
   posted a quote
   July 7, 2012 6:37pm UTC
   I'm a leader, not a follower
   Unless we're in a dark place...
   T h e n s c r e w t h a t , y o u ' r e g o i n g f i r s t .
   nmf
   
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4. yousacutiee6969
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2012 4:18pm UTC
   Name your ipod ' Titanic ',
   Plug it into the computer,
   ' Titanic is syncing ',
   Press cancel,
   feel like a hero.
   
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5. yousacutiee6969
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2012 11:41am UTC
   I've Come to the Conclusion
   That Dryer Lint is Just the Cremated
   R e m a i n s o f a l l M y M i s s i n g S o c k s .
   nmf
   
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6. yousacutiee6969
   posted a quote
   May 25, 2012 3:36pm UTC
   Answers.com
   Resolved Question
   Can I eat my period?
   Girls only plzz answer!! Yesterday I was really hungry and my dad was gone. I also
   had my period so I scooped some of it up and put it in my mouth and ate it. I really
   liked the taste, is that bad, cause now I'm going to gobble up my period every time it
   happens. Is it unhealthy? Thanks.
   I've lost all hope for humanity.
   
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7. yousacutiee6969
   posted a quote
   May 9, 2012 4:08pm UTC
   Fell Off The Bed.
   Face First.
   10 S t i t c h e s .
   Huge Scar On Forehead.
   T o t a l l y G o i n g T o S t a r t T e l l i n g P e o p l e
   M y P a r e n t s D i e d F i g h t i n g V o l d e m o r t .
   nmf
   
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8. yousacutiee6969
   posted a quote
   May 8, 2012 8:53pm UTC
   When you're feeling down
   Like Everyone Is Against You,
   J u s t R e m e m b e r,
   Nationwide is on your side!
   : )
   nmf
   
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9. yousacutiee6969
   posted a quote
   May 8, 2012 8:24pm UTC
   In Every Scary Movie,
   The victim is like,
   " H e l l o ? "
   As if the killer is gonna say,
   " Y e a h I ' m i n t h e k i t c h e n, w a n t a s a n d w i c h? "
   nmf
   
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10. yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 7:52pm UTC
    When someone says,
    "I'm not book smart,
    I'm street smart."
    All I hear is,
    "I'm not real smart,
    I'm imaginary smart."
    
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11. yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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12. yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Hey I just
    met you
    And this is crazy
    But I'm your father
    So join me maybe?
    Format by Breeze
    nmq
    
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13. yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 11:15am UTC
    I don't need to flirt,
    I will seduce you with my awkwardness.
    
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14. yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 11:06pm UTC
    ♥ You can't buy happiness
    but you can buy ice cream.
    And that's pretty much the same thing.♥
    
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15. yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 10:51pm UTC
    I am a princess. All girls are.
    Even if they live in tiny old attics,
    Even if they dress in rags,
    Even if they aren't pretty, or smart, or young.
    They're still princesses.
    
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16. yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 10:46pm UTC
    The Voice
    There is a voice inside of you
    That whispers all day long
    "I feel that this is right for me,
    I know that this is wrong"
    No teacher, preacher, parent, friend
    Or wise man can decide
    What's right for you--Just listen to
    The voice that speaks inside.
    
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17. yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    Maybe it's Maybelline
    ...Maybe it's photoshop. //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ♥
    nmf
    
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18. yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    What If;
    You Woke Up Today
    With Only The Things
    You Thanked God For
    Yesterday?
    
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19. yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 10:15pm UTC
    Alice: This is impossible.
    The Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is.
    
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20. yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    The Mad Hatter: Am I mad?
    Alice: I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers.
    But I'll tell you a secret: All best people are.
    
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