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youmakemesmile99

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Member Since: 19 Aug 2011 08:25pm

Last Seen: 27 Aug 2011 07:19pm

user id: 209166

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  1. youmakemesmile99 youmakemesmile99
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 3:17pm UTC
    Not using this acc anymore cause one of my EX friends gave away this acc
    Yeah it was a secret acc

  2. youmakemesmile99 youmakemesmile99
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 10:36pm UTC
    Am i the only one who,
    Opens the fridge glazes inside then shuts the door♥

  3. youmakemesmile99 youmakemesmile99
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 9:36pm UTC
    Apparently, baby powder + water does not equal baby.

  4. youmakemesmile99 youmakemesmile99
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2011 5:18pm UTC
    Format credit: Sandrasaurus
    I have a brother like Eminem but he's my crush and will kill whoever breaks my heart(so he should kill himself).
    A sister like Taylor Swift but she's my best friend who is going for a brown belt in karate
    And a boyfriend like Bruno mars yeah his name is Witty Profiles.
    Yeah, they get me through everyday without crying myself to sleep.

  5. youmakemesmile99 youmakemesmile99
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 10:52pm UTC
    If she wears Abrecrombie instead of lingerie
    She's to young for you bro!!!
    Series???

  6. youmakemesmile99 youmakemesmile99
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 10:30pm UTC
    My dad asked me...
    What i'm always doing on the computer
    I said there is this website called witty you wouldn't like it buy i think its great!
    He didn't reply :)

  7. youmakemesmile99 youmakemesmile99
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 10:24pm UTC
    Im still in love with you and everything you do makes me smile.

  8. youmakemesmile99 youmakemesmile99
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 10:09pm UTC
    *** 24 Minutes of battery life left ****
    You: Ahh, that is enough time to finish what I am doing
    *** 6 Mins Later Laptop Shuts Down ***
    You: You piece of sh*t! You lied to me!

  9. youmakemesmile99 youmakemesmile99
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 10:04pm UTC
    Call me a suck up
    That's not what you said when i told you to hug your mom for the 20 bucks you wanted

  10. youmakemesmile99 youmakemesmile99
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 9:58pm UTC
    Dear McDonalds Cashier,
    Don't give me that look. Last time i checked, there was no age limit on happy meals
    Sincerely
    DO NOT FORGET THE TOY....AGAIN
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  11. youmakemesmile99 youmakemesmile99
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 9:53pm UTC
    So much for my happy ending

    Oh oh oh....

:)

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