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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    hey babe, just wanted to let you know i love you and am looking forward to coming over today <3
    Hahahahahaha what is wrong with you...
    just wanted to be cute like people on witty...
    WHY CAN'T WE BE CUTE
    format jimmy365

  2. SparksFly34 SparksFly34
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    Anyone know any of these bands?
    Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
    Three Days Grace
    Marianas Trench
    Paradise Fears
    Secondhand Serenade
    Cause if you do, I'll follow you :)

  3. xXLollipopXx xXLollipopXx
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    Who Else Remembers?
    Those 5 minute episodes on Disney Channel of 'As The Bell Rings'?

  4. D0ri20 D0ri20
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:38pm UTC
    Who elese
    Wants to see Socko appear on ICarly?

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 1:53am UTC
    Okay, so my parents usually try to avoid kissing and stuff in front of my little sister (she's four), but today Dad kissed Mom when my sister was in the room. This happened:
    *kiss*
    Hazel:
    Hazel:
    Hazel: oh my god
    Hazel: YOU GUYS DO THAT
    Hazel: I DIDN'T THINK YOU DID THAT
    Hazel: NEVER DO THAT EVER
    Hazel: NOT EVER OKAY
    Hazel: That is not alright! Ew!
    Mom: Honey, when a man and a woman love each other very mu-
    Hazel: no.
    Hazel: the naughty corner.
    Mom: What?
    Hazel: Sit in the naughty corner for being gross.

  6. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 11:54am UTC
    ~ Did you know that ~
    cuddling literally warms and protects the
    ~ heart and reduces stress~
    ©Format by JustAnotherWittyGuy please leave credit or else I will be forced to hunt you down and pop you like a bubble!

  7. taalkxgabbby taalkxgabbby
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    I'm like insanely bored.
    So, click the ♥ button & I'll
    - comment on your profile with a name that looks good with yours.
    - follow you.
    - truth is.
    - rate.
    I promise I'll do them all(:

  8. i_exist i_exist
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    Heyy. So someone told me to text the sexiest person I know..
    You think I'm hot??!
    ... no I just thought I'd be weird if I texted myself. So could you please forward that last text to me?
    -_-
    ..Please.
    FWD:Heyy. So someone told me to text the sexiest person I know..
    AWWWH! <3 not so bad yourself ;)
    not my format. my quote. kind of.

  9. sk8ter_gurl_17 sk8ter_gurl_17
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 10:37pm UTC
    I've met One Direction 6 times.
    Multiply by 5.
    Add 10, and minus 40.
    Be Jealous.

  10. bethanysheaa bethanysheaa
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    If Facebook messaging could be annyomous,
    I would have a lot of fun..(:
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  11. onlyboyonthissite onlyboyonthissite
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 10:25pm UTC
    Stranger: Ur back pack is huge, you must have a lot of homework!
    Me: Uh yeah lol i do...
    Stranger: It's humoungous!
    Me: ...
    Stranger: You could fit a small child in there!
    Me:
    Stranger:
    Me:
    Stranger:
    Me:
    Stranger: Could i borrow that?
    nmf

  12. iKenzie iKenzie
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Favorite For A Name
    That Sounds Cute With Yours
    I will do them all
    I promise, i've favourited like 18 of these
    and havent gotten a single one, i'll do one for you,and if your
    profile doesn't have your name in it then please comment it.(:

  13. whatagorgeousmess whatagorgeousmess
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    ▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧Girl: But if I have a boyfriend, and I kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?Me:Me: If I punch you in the face with my left hand,but I'm right handed,does that really count as me punching you in the face?
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. jarmentano123 jarmentano123
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    Fave for One Direction.
    COMment for Bruno Mars.

  17. Anniee91 Anniee91
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    Girl: Know any good movies?
    Boy: Snakes On A Plane.
    Girl: ..What's it about?
    Boy: Horses on a boat obviously.

  18. xxLonelyLoverxx xxLonelyLoverxx
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    The Freshman girl,
    Oh so shy,
    Sits an watches the sophomore guy.
    The Sophomore guy,
    With his head in a whirl,
    Sits and watches the junior gurl.
    The Junior gurl,
    In her red sedan,
    Sits and watches the senior man.
    The Senior man,
    All hot and wild,
    Secretly loves the freshman child.
    nmq

  19. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 3:48pm UTC
    TEXTS #89
    Girl: How could you? I trusted you and you cheated on me!!!
    Dad: What's this about?
    Girl: Oh sorry dad,that was
    meant to be for Jim.
    Dad: Oh.
    Girl: Yeahhh...
    Dad: On a completely unrelated topic, have you seen my shotgun anywhere?

  20. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    I respect the guy that let
    girls join the army.
    Girl on her period + gun=
    unstoppable.

:)

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