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youandme_forever

1. youandme_forever
   posted a quote
   October 17, 2011 7:19pm UTC
   SHOWER = 27 MINUTES.
   25 Minutes - Reflection and deep thoughts about
   the origin of life and the universe.
   2 Minutes - Wash and rinse the body.
   THATS MEEEE.!^.^
   
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2. youandme_forever
   posted a quote
   October 17, 2011 7:18pm UTC
   When you are in love with someone...
   instead of writing their name in a heart...
   write it in a circle...
   because hearts can break...
   but circles never end...
   ♥
   
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3. youandme_forever
   posted a quote
   October 17, 2011 7:17pm UTC
   Original: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
   and they're like, "it's better than yours"
   Damn right, it's better than yours.
   I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
   Old English: Mine milkshake bringeth all yon gentlefolks to mine yard and lo they reply, "'Tis better than thine..." Verily, 'tis better than thine! I could apprentice thee, but I would levy a fee t
   Literal: My whipped iced dairy drink brings the attention of many males to my place of residence and/or employment, and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it far surpasses yours. I could convey to you the proverbial recipe, but i would have to demand compensation.
   Limerick: Through stereophonic tubes Comes a girl rapping mixes and grooves
   and though you would think
   Her topic was iced drink
   it's really all about her boobs
   Haiku: Boys, drawn to my yard
   Their words in chorus singing
   Your milkshake loses
   tumblr
   
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4. youandme_forever
   posted a quote
   October 17, 2011 7:16pm UTC
   ------- -------- ♥ -----------------
   Our Lives Begin to end
   The day we Become silent about the things that matter
   - Martin Luther King
   ------------♥------------
   
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5. youandme_forever
   posted a quote
   October 17, 2011 7:15pm UTC
   Don't be the reason
   she doesn't trust guys.
   Be the exception.
   ♥NOTMINE<4
   
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6. youandme_forever
   posted a quote
   October 17, 2011 7:14pm UTC
   We are best friends
   always remember
   if you fall I'll pick you back up,
   after I finish laughing.
   ♥NOTNINE (:
   
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7. youandme_forever
   posted a quote
   October 17, 2011 7:13pm UTC
   He gave me a kiss and whispered,
   "You’re just so beautiful, I can’t get over it."
   look who got over it.
   DOUCHE.
   
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8. youandme_forever
   posted a quote
   October 17, 2011 7:11pm UTC
   to do list:
   spray a mosquito with mosquito repellent.
   laugh because he'll never have any friends.
   nmq hehe xD
   
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9. youandme_forever
   posted a quote
   October 17, 2011 7:10pm UTC
   THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS
   are always the
   HARDEST TO SAY...
   
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10. youandme_forever
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 7:09pm UTC
    CAN YOU LIKE,
    not bring that up?
    .
    THANKS.
    
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11. youandme_forever
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 7:08pm UTC
    no matter what happens to us,
    everyday spent with you is the best day of my life.
    --the notebook♥
    
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12. youandme_forever
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    music on
    world off<3
    oh and witty (:
    
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13. youandme_forever
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    *favorite song comes on the radio.*
    *someone starts talking.*
    "b*tch, shut the f**k up."
    STORY.OF.MY.LIFE.^
    
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14. youandme_forever
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 7:05pm UTC
    Have you felt lonely
    in a room filled with people?......
    
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15. youandme_forever
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 7:03pm UTC
    United States:
    We kill people,
    Who kill people,
    because killing people is wrong.
    nmq
    
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16. youandme_forever
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    October 17, 2011 7:02pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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17. youandme_forever
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 6:57pm UTC
    pretty words
    aren't always true;
    and true words
    aren't always
    p r e t t y. notmine
    
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18. youandme_forever
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 6:56pm UTC
    Cool story,hoe
    go suck it again.
    
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19. youandme_forever
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 6:55pm UTC
    I'M NOT LIKE A CAR
    THAT YOU CAN FIX UP
    I'M NEVER GONNA RUN RIGHT
    nmq
    
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20. youandme_forever
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 6:54pm UTC
    Keeping all your quotes that have zero favs. to show your battle scars of rejection.:D
    nmq.
    
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