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ThatWeirdGirl*
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 2:10pm UTC

Every year,
I start to realize
how stupid I was the year before

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Peace1231
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 8:14pm UTC

I find it hilarious when
I go on facebook and see
A girl who just posted a new profile picture & in it she's smiling really innocently pretending that she has no idea that her boobs are literally inches from exploding out of her shirt.

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missrose12
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 12:14pm UTC

Liam getting married
Preacher: We have gathered here today...
Liam: *Takes out laptop*
Liam: Twitcam!
Liam: Hi everyone! Danielle, wave to the camera!
Danielle: Liam, not now.
Liam: Look how pretty everyone looks! *Moves laptop around*
Preacher: Um... Yeah... Anyways...
Liam: Look at my light up toothbrush!
Preacher: Okay, Liam put that away.
Liam: NEVER
Liam: OMG im so sorry
Liam: My anger got the best of me
Liam: Here, take the toothbrush
Liam: Just kidding, don't take the toothbrush.
Liam: Anything but the toothbrush
Danielle: *facepalms*

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Smiliezz900
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 10:03am UTC

One of the hardest things in life
is trying to plug in your charger in the dark.

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$*
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 10:16pm UTC

I wonder if any boy looks at me and thinks, wow, she's beautiful.
nmf/my quote

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 3:40pm UTC

Boys say they like natural girls
But honestly,
if there’s two girls walking down the street,
one with nice smokey eyes
and a classy red lipstick
and another with shoved up hair and no makeup;
you’re going to be looking at the one
who made an effort ..
and if boys do prefer natural girls,
why is it always the girls who wear the most makeup
who actually get the boyfriends?

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 1:13pm UTC

Old Disney:
Lizzie McGuire: Mom, I really want you to know I appreciate everything you do for me.
That's So Raven: Because if you haven't noticed, people come in different shapes and sizes and they're all beautiful..
New Disney:
Shake It Up: I could just eat you up... well if I ate.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 8:51am UTC

Person: Stop apologizing.Me: Sorry.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 6:37pm UTC

congratulations
to cole & dylan sprouse for being the only people in my
generation who have not launched a singing career

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UniicornLuvver7
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 5:28pm UTC

Every Single Time I Wear Headphones,
EVERYONE
Decides to talk to me.
formFormatnf format credit:ConverseLover

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hailstorm37
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 10:14pm UTC

*Going to dinner with mom*
Mom: Come on honey, lets go!
Me: Okay, can I bring some friends?
Mom: Yeah, sure thats fi...
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom: Put the posters back

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AustinH
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 4:53pm UTC

I stole from the bakery this morning, it was a piece of cake.

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AustinH
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 4:48pm UTC

I'm the kid of person who would come out of the gym...
And go straight to McDonalds...........

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 6:12pm UTC

My mom always decides to vaccum durring the exciting part of whatever I'm watching...

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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yayrey
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 1:17pm UTC

The best feeling in the world
When you check your alarm clock
and you still have 3 hours to sleep
♥
Format by Yayrey

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伤*
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 11:50am UTC

"Live while we 're young is about how we
grow up too fast sometimes we gotta
sit down & enjoy being young."
- Zayn Malik ♥
format credit to OneDirection

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 4:45pm UTC

Just one kiss
from you could make my life.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 9:29am UTC

Fall is coming soon. Get ready for--
-Crisp mornings
-The leaves changing
-Apple everything
-Blankets of leaves
-Pumpkins
-The crunch beneath your feet
-Sweaters and sweatshirts
-Boots
-Cornfields
-Hayrides
-Thanksgiving
-Halloween
-Frosted windows
-Spiced air
Bring it on ♥

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OneDirectionInfection1031
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 1:12pm UTC

omegle Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: hey
You: baby you light up my world like no body else
Stranger: b*itch im black how the f*ck do i light up?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
yes this is mine, It actually happened to me :)

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