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  1. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    *annoyed teenage girl voice*
    *snaps in a z formation* Bîtch.

  2. giveyourheartabreak giveyourheartabreak
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 9:21pm UTC
    You don't have to call anymore,
    I won't pick up the phone.
    This is the last straw,
    Don't wanna hurt anymore.

  3. giveyourheartabreak giveyourheartabreak
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    I hate this I'm so done

  4. inlovewithfinnharries inlovewithfinnharries
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 3:43am UTC
    A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

  5. steffykins steffykins
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 12:02am UTC
    harry potter: the chamber of secrets has been opened
    me: you bet it has baby

  6. inlovewithfinnharries inlovewithfinnharries
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 7:01am UTC
    Imagine if Simon Cowell was your dad and you were in shower singing and he comes and knocks on the door and says "it's a no from me

  7. steffykins steffykins
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 11:21pm UTC
    my period week will now be known as shark week

  8. steffykins steffykins
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 11:36pm UTC
    Some people have boyfriends, some people have girlfriends.
    I have witty.

  9. inlovewithfinnharries inlovewithfinnharries
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 6:42am UTC
    The worst things in life come free to us:
    -homework
    -periods

  10. xojesusfreedmexo xojesusfreedmexo
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 2:13am UTC
    Now I know what love is. And why everyone wants it so bad.

  11. giveyourheartabreak giveyourheartabreak
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 10:14pm UTC
    Well all I have to say is that I f*cking hate you..

  12. steffykins steffykins
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 11:39pm UTC
    That powerful feeling you have when you look at your phone
    right when a text message comes

  13. inlovewithfinnharries inlovewithfinnharries
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 5:09am UTC
    Its not even funny how
    thousands of people die in Afghanistan and they don't put it on the news
    and when Kate Middleton has a baby its covering the news,magazines and radios


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. inlovewithfinnharries inlovewithfinnharries
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 7:12am UTC
    my boyfriend called me fat
    i called him single.....


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. inlovewithfinnharries inlovewithfinnharries
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 4:57am UTC
    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do.
    So throw off the bowlines.
    Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails.
    Explore. Dream. Discover. ☺✌

  18. yeabuddy yeabuddy
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 11:09pm UTC
    Lame pick up lines #8
    Let me tie your shoes,cause I don't want you falling for anyone else.

  19. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 7:04am UTC
    *gives people advice when I can't even handle my own problems*

  20. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 2:59pm UTC
    me: okay, okay.
    me: now it's time to get serious.
    me: deep breaths.
    me: okay i'm relaxed now.
    me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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