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  1. dearblankplease_blank dearblankplease_blank
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 4:24pm UTC
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    dear world
    the original voices of minnie & mikey mouse got maried
    sincerly my life is now complete
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  3. annabel6 annabel6
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 10:02am UTC
    what's the square root of 69?
    ate something.
    fave if you get it.
    &this is my 69th quote!;)

  4. foreverr_and_ever foreverr_and_ever
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 12:40pm UTC
    Teenagers;
    The most misunderstood people on the planet earth
    and are treated like children but expected to act like adults.

  5. xojordanox xojordanox
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 6:11pm UTC
    You hate drama?
    Cool, stop starting it.♥
    Not my format. :)


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  7. MAYBE_iTS_TiME_T0_CHANGEx MAYBE_iTS_TiME_T0_CHANGEx
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 9:02am UTC
    IF YOUR GOING TO BE TWO-FACED,
    AT LEAST MAKE ONE OF THEM PRETTY.

  8. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 2:27am UTC
    Dear Shower,
    I love how hot you get when I turn you on(;

  9. killerKandy killerKandy
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 4:57am UTC
    So today in class
    my teacher
    had stap l ed McDonalds a p p l i cat ions
    t o t he t est s of al l t he peop l e w ho f ai led
    MLIA


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  11. EdwardScissorhands EdwardScissorhands
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 3:50pm UTC
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  12. vicctorriaaax vicctorriaaax
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2011 5:32pm UTC
    Its Ok Isabella.
    My Phineas has no clue, either
    -nmq

  13. x3wittyfades x3wittyfades
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2011 8:57pm UTC
    "Not Everything On The Internet Is True."
    wait! so there's not sexy singles in my area dying to meet me?!

  14. Shine_With_Me Shine_With_Me
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 12:05pm UTC
    the awkward moment
    when your family asks "..so, do you have a boyfriend?"

  15. hopelesslyinlove6 hopelesslyinlove6
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2011 5:41pm UTC
    "You are what you eat.."
    Y
    That's strange I don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today..
    nmf/nmq

  16. allmine allmine
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2011 4:40pm UTC
    You know its summer when;
    You sleep in short shorts
    Live in a bathing suit
    Checking out that lifeguard
    Compare tans with your friends
    Walk by your school and pray you'll never go back
    Watch all the summer tv premiers
    Only eat icecream from the icecream truck
    Sleep in tents
    Having 5 or 6 sleepovers in a row
    Having no idea what the date is
    Not caring what the date is
    Walking everywhere
    and
    Having that summer love

    Summer 2011
    You'll be the best one yet ♥

  17. basketball4everr basketball4everr
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    May 30, 2011 11:12pm UTC
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  18. dancing3chick dancing3chick
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    May 30, 2011 10:58pm UTC
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  19. Gewdbye Gewdbye
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 4:05pm UTC
    Isn't it ironic that the only person who can make you happy is the same person who makes you sad & lonely?
    - Wiz Khalifa ♥

  20. Lifee_ Lifee_
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 6:16pm UTC
    Psycholog ical Fact : ♥ ***
    You have seen
    everybody you dream about,
    Because your .m.i.n.d. can't make-up facess..

:)

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