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  1. yonkers yonkers
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 9:30am UTC
    OneDirection blocked me laugh out loud

  2. yonkers yonkers
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    June 29, 2012 9:27am UTC
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    Faith in Witty: restored

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    June 28, 2012 12:34pm UTC
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    June 25, 2012 7:52pm UTC
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    June 25, 2012 7:09am UTC
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  6. yonkers yonkers
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 11:31am UTC
    Unpopular opinion on One Direction.
    So I saw a quote about One Direction being compared to The Beatles a few minutes ago, and the only thing I could think was what the actual f*ck. Who would ever compare them to The Beatles? One Direction has next to no musical talent. I admit, they have okay voices, but when it comes down to it, most of their songs just have the same 4 chords most modern pop songs use. None of them can play any instrument to a decent standard, so the fact that they can be compared to Paul McCartney who could play about 8 different instruments is so stupid it hurts. The Beatles revolutionised music, One Direction are just a boy band of five no talent pr*cks who just so happened to become famous because of their looks. I hate to break it to some of you fangirls, but One Direction don't give two sh*ts about you, they're just using your crazy obsession to make money.

  7. yonkers yonkers
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 11:17am UTC
    you find me offensive? i find you offensive for finding me offensive

  8. yonkers yonkers
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 9:53am UTC
    "Tell people there's an invisible
    man in the sky who created the
    universe, and the vast majority
    will believe you. Tell them the
    paint is wet, and they have
    to touch it to be sure."
    - George Carlin

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